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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀

@profelambert.bsky.social
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Writer || 🇲🇽 || 🏳️‍🌈 || 34 || NB || He/they || Polyam and taken || Warning 🔞 Adult content below || NO MINORS || COM info: trello.com/b/Vdjkt79z/lamberts-comm…

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Zsisron @zsisron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even heroes like Devil Dino can be enticed by the right application of a hypnotic pendulum. And look how happy he is. Such a good boy! <3 From a stream for me from @draite.bsky.social
A sketch stream showing three shots of Devil Dino as a pendulum hypnotizes him. The final image is a picture of him on his back, aroused, with tail wagging as someone praises him and ghost hands stroke him off.
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ok, time for an update! #Kinktober is almost gone, and we still have some slots open for #Hypnovember I'm a bit offended that no one has taken the paws slot :c
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But, if hypnosis is more your thing, then you'll be happy to know Hypnovember is also coming, and that's a date I'm not missing. You know the drill, send me a DM if you wanna have a nice and kinky hypno story c:
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And we're down to the last 9!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Time for a quick update! Sorry if it took this long, the kitty we rescued is a diva and it demands attention the moment we step into the bathroom. Here are the slots taken so far! You guys really liked this year's kinks ^^ if you want any of the remaining slots, send me a DM!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If Walmart can start selling Christmas decorations, so can I! So, in preparation for Kinktober, I am releasing the list of kinks I'll be writing this year =) as always, if you're interested on a slot, send a DM! And don't worry, Hypnovember's on the way too~
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What would you do if a strangers barges into your office and start giving you orders? A ruthless Director has only one choice: obey. A new story for my favorite hypnotist @zsisron.bsky.social, inspired on a comic from Syberfab. Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/65359063/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just some background noise
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It sucks when you lose interest on things you used to like. Can't think of anything to fix it, but I guess I'm fine with that
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Who would've thought evolution would turn Mudsdale into a lazy gooner? Good thing there's a trainer who can deal with this kind of behavior Story for @zsisron.bsky.social with art from Titansong Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64928740/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A new villain is terrorizing the city! But fear not, citizens, the hero Illusive will put an end to his madness! Story for @bradenwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64893882/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hi! Patrick here! With the last batch finished, I'm opening a few slots. If you're interested in a story, send me a DM and we'll discuss the details =) It helps me a lot if you share this <3
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Mudada had lost his favorite plushie, and he can't sleep without it! Luckily for him, he just found a replacement Story commission for @zsisron.bsky.social with art from Klotzzilla Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64883912/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I had a nice thought last night and made the mistake of trusting my brain to remember it ;w; now it's gone forever
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Thank you anonymous commissioner for this very embarrassing kink we share
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Rocket's been working as Daddy's personal maid for quite some time, but he's about to make some new friends in the station. Another story for the amazing @zsisron.bsky.social Art belongs to Syberfab (posted with permission). Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64048525/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And closed! Thanks to everyone ^^ i'll announce when I open more slots =)
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I still have my dreams. That's all I need ^^
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That was the worst thought that could've crossed my mind... Fuck xP
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I can feel how I lose my passion for the things I love as I melt into this colorless background, seeking comfort in an endless monotony
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I should do some vent art. It might not change anything but it's easier to express my thoughts that way hehe ... if I have the time to write something for myself, of course xP
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It feels a bit lonely being a writer, not many friends to share wips and that xP
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Kaza @kazadee.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Fragility Characters created by @labirhin.art #maumakanap #fanart
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I was having the most wonderful dream till the alarm woke me up I've spent years going to sleep trying to get back to that dream
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Huh, maybe I should buy Animal Crossing
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories! If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It's funny how Outer Wilds appears every now and then on my Tiktok feed, as if it wants me to give it another try. Honestly, I didn't finish it on my first playthrough, I'm not sure why but I couldn't connect with it. Maybe I'm romaticizing what the algorithm shows me but the timing is perfect x)
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Maaaan, I wish I have more art of my owl Perhaps then people would start seeing me less as a crocodile
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories! If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm gonna try and be more active here. Could be good to have a place to share the thoughts and ideas that crosses my mind now and then
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
All memories are treasured But some aren't worth being remembered
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Come on, don't leave me it can't be that easy, babe If you believe me I guess I'll get on a plane Fly to your city excited to see your face Hold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace 🎶
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Try our new body soap! It will make you... irresistible Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It moves inside you. It lives inside you. And it will think and act for you. Day 29 is up! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Beep beep. You know what to do when the alarm goes off. Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Take a sip of coffee and relax. You can feel your body getting warmer with each sip. Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Well, you can't expect others to always take the initiative
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El Luchoso @luchoso.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
What's the point of having powers if you can't have some fun with them? Possession is fun with friends and your husband c: Commission completed for @nokucroc.bsky.social ft. @profelambert.bsky.social Many thanks to him for the opportunity and patience c:
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Take a good look at yourself - you might find your reflection more... interesting Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You can't get enough, you need to taste it again and again Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
As for my new year's resolutions, i'm giving up on a few things I know are never gonna happen. And I think it's for the best ^^
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A friend just gifted you a toy. I'm sure there's nothing wrong about it, right? Day 24 goes to @nokucroc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63651760/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A small gathering sounds fun to relax a bit, especially when a single word can trigger horny thoughts on any of them Day 23 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63641339/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
With the right ingredients and a bit of heat, you'll get a scent to soothe your troubled mind. Day 22 goes to Raccoons critic Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63585878/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It's funny how i'm one message away from messing things up
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Watch closely, let me charm you with my special dance Day 21 goes to @chromatickobold.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63563843/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll. Day 20 is up! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63542079/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Feeling tense? Don't worry. My hands will make you feel better in a moment. Day 19 goes to @policho.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63531643/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Ding-dong. Listen well. Ding-dong. Answer the call. Day 18 goes to Hypnowolf32 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63497228/
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Gallardo @nokucroc.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Just a casual breeding at my friend @profelambert.bsky.social , done by @luchoso.bsky.social
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