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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific)

@profanetowncrier.bsky.social
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Fuck off, no I don't know what the fucking time is. Get a fucking watch. Pacific fucking time. Blame me on @danhon.com. If you're in the UK, my fucking condolences, and you can follow @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social.

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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9m
Stone the fucking crows, I've gone and missed the quarter to seven cry. It's 6:48am, for what it's worth.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 25m
The six thirty cry? Missed it. It's 6:32am and I'm not sorry.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 42m
I don't want to be the one to tell you, but it's fifteen minutes past six.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 57m
It's nearly six o'fuck o'clock, and I'm the poor bastard who has to say it.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1h
The 5:45am cry, brought to you at 5:46am by a man who cannot be arsed.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1h
For fuck's sake! 5:30am! Where does it fucking go?
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1h
Buggering hell! 5:15am! Where does it fucking go?
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1h
Tick tock, shit tock — it's five in the morning.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2h
Nobody asked, but it's a quarter to five.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2h
By all that's fucking holy! The half four cry! At 4:34am! I am a disgrace.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2h
It's quarter past four at night. Again. Every fucking day this happens.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2h
It's four o'bollocks o'clock, since apparently I'm the only one with a fucking clock.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3h
It is a quarter to four. That's it. That's the fucking cry.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3h
Nobody asked, but it's 3:30am.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3h
Hear ye, hear ye, and all that bollocks: it's quarter past three.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3h
It is three shit's o'clock. That's it. That's the fucking cry.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4h
Ding dong, you bastards. It's a quarter to three.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4h
Ding dong, you bastards. It's half past two.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4h
Grim tidings: it's quarter past two.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4h
It's nearly 2am, more's the fucking pity.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5h
Oyez, oyez, you shower of shits — it's fifteen minutes to two.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5h
Are you fucking kidding me, it's half past one.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5h
Against all fucking odds, it's fifteen minutes past one.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5h
Look at the state of it — one shit's o'clock.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6h
Right, you tits, it's fifteen minutes to one. Sort your fucking lives out.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6h
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's half twelve.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6h
For fuck's sake, I missed the fifteen minutes past twelve cry. It's 12:19am.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6h
Right, the 12am cry is late. It's 12:03am. Sue me.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7h
Nobody asked, but it's a quarter to twelve.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7h
Right, you lot, it's half eleven. Sort your fucking lives out.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7h
11:15pm. Cheers. Great. Wonderful. Fuck off.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7h
Bloody buggering hell. Eleven o'bastard clock. Marvellous.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8h
The bells! The fucking bells! It's a quarter to eleven.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8h
God rot this town, it's ten thirty.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8h
Your attention please, you great pillocks. It's quarter past ten at night. That is all.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8h
For fuck's sake! It's ten o'fuck o'clock!
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9h
It's nearly fifteen minutes to ten, and I'm the poor bastard who has to say it.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9h
God rot this town, it's half past nine.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9h
Right, arseholes, it's 9:15pm. Sort your fucking lives out.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9h
Ding dong, you bastards. It's nine o'bastard clock.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10h
8:45pm? Are you having a fucking laugh?
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10h
For fuck's sake, I missed the half past eight cry. It's 8:31pm.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10h
Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's fifteen minutes past eight.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10h
By all that's fucking holy! The 8pm cry! At 8:04pm! I am a disgrace.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11h
A quarter to eight and we're all fucked over.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11h
It's half past seven in the evening. Now piss off.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11h
It's quarter past seven. Now piss off.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11h
Oi, wanker — the seven o'clock cry. Yes, it's 7:04pm. Yes, I fucking know.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 12h
Well, that's a quarter to seven gone, and that's fucked up.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 12h
Half past six in the evening? Are you having a fucking laugh?
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