The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9mStone the fucking crows, I've gone and missed the quarter to seven cry. It's 6:48am, for what it's worth. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 25mThe six thirty cry? Missed it. It's 6:32am and I'm not sorry. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 42mI don't want to be the one to tell you, but it's fifteen minutes past six. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 57mIt's nearly six o'fuck o'clock, and I'm the poor bastard who has to say it. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1hThe 5:45am cry, brought to you at 5:46am by a man who cannot be arsed. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1hFor fuck's sake! 5:30am! Where does it fucking go? 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1hBuggering hell! 5:15am! Where does it fucking go? 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 1hTick tock, shit tock — it's five in the morning. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2hNobody asked, but it's a quarter to five. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2hBy all that's fucking holy! The half four cry! At 4:34am! I am a disgrace. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2hIt's quarter past four at night. Again. Every fucking day this happens. 010
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 2hIt's four o'bollocks o'clock, since apparently I'm the only one with a fucking clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3hIt is a quarter to four. That's it. That's the fucking cry. 010
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3hNobody asked, but it's 3:30am. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3hHear ye, hear ye, and all that bollocks: it's quarter past three. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 3hIt is three shit's o'clock. That's it. That's the fucking cry. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4hDing dong, you bastards. It's a quarter to three. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4hDing dong, you bastards. It's half past two. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4hGrim tidings: it's quarter past two. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 4hIt's nearly 2am, more's the fucking pity. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5hOyez, oyez, you shower of shits — it's fifteen minutes to two. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5hAre you fucking kidding me, it's half past one. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5hAgainst all fucking odds, it's fifteen minutes past one. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 5hLook at the state of it — one shit's o'clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6hRight, you tits, it's fifteen minutes to one. Sort your fucking lives out. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6hClang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's half twelve. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6hFor fuck's sake, I missed the fifteen minutes past twelve cry. It's 12:19am. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 6hRight, the 12am cry is late. It's 12:03am. Sue me. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7hNobody asked, but it's a quarter to twelve. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7hRight, you lot, it's half eleven. Sort your fucking lives out. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7h11:15pm. Cheers. Great. Wonderful. Fuck off. 010
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 7hBloody buggering hell. Eleven o'bastard clock. Marvellous. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8hThe bells! The fucking bells! It's a quarter to eleven. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8hGod rot this town, it's ten thirty. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8hYour attention please, you great pillocks. It's quarter past ten at night. That is all. 010
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 8hFor fuck's sake! It's ten o'fuck o'clock! 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9hIt's nearly fifteen minutes to ten, and I'm the poor bastard who has to say it. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9hGod rot this town, it's half past nine. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9hRight, arseholes, it's 9:15pm. Sort your fucking lives out. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 9hDing dong, you bastards. It's nine o'bastard clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10h8:45pm? Are you having a fucking laugh? 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10hFor fuck's sake, I missed the half past eight cry. It's 8:31pm. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10hClang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's fifteen minutes past eight. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 10hBy all that's fucking holy! The 8pm cry! At 8:04pm! I am a disgrace. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11hA quarter to eight and we're all fucked over. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11hIt's half past seven in the evening. Now piss off. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11hIt's quarter past seven. Now piss off. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 11hOi, wanker — the seven o'clock cry. Yes, it's 7:04pm. Yes, I fucking know. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 12hWell, that's a quarter to seven gone, and that's fucked up. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 12hHalf past six in the evening? Are you having a fucking laugh? 000