The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 13mYour attention please, you wankers. It's a quarter to four. That is all. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 28m3:30am. Cheers. Great. Wonderful. Fuck off. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 43mOi! Fifteen minutes past three! Wake up and smell the shit! 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 58mGrim tidings: it's three o'clock at night. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1hIt's quarter to three. Again. Every fucking day this happens. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1hLate again. That's the quarter past two cry, arriving at 2:19am like a bastard. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1hI fucked it. The 2am cry is going out at 2:06am. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2hOi, you absolute melts — the fifteen minutes to two cry. Yes, it's 1:47am. Yes, I fucking know. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2hI don't want to be the one to tell you, but it's half past one. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2hLook at the state of it — quarter past one. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2hOi! One o'fuck o'clock! Wake up and smell the shit! 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3hConsider this the fifteen minutes to one cry, even though it's plainly 12:46am. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3hIt's nearly quarter past twelve, more's the fucking pity. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3hSorry — midnight came and went without me. It's 12:03am now. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4hGod's teeth! Fifteen minutes to twelve! Where does it fucking go? 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4hNobody asked, but it's half past eleven. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4hArse biscuits! Eleven fifteen! Where does it fucking go? 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5hQuarter to eleven at night and we're all fucked over. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5hLook at the state of it — half past ten at night. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5hIt's quarter past ten at night. Again. Every fucking day this happens. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5hDing dong, you bastards. It's ten shit's o'clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6hYour attention please, you festering shower. It's quarter to ten. That is all. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6hIt is half past nine. That's it. That's the fucking cry. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6hOi, you absolute melts! It's a quarter past nine! 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6hIt's nearly nine shit's o'clock, and the day's still not over. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7hAre you fucking kidding me, it's quarter to nine. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7hAnnouncement, you pack of arses: it's 8:15pm. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7hIt's eight o'bastard clock, and there's fuck all to be done about it. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8hGod's teeth. Quarter to eight. Marvellous. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8hIt's half seven. Do what you like with that, I'm not your dad. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8hOi, you miserable sods! It's 7:15pm! 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8hOyez, oyez, you shower of shits — it's seven o'bastard clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9hGod rot this town, it's quarter to seven. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9hSorry — 6:15pm came and went without me. It's 6:19pm now. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9hOyez, oyez, you shower of shits — it's six o'bastard clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10hBelated bollocks: the five forty-five cry, delivered at 5:50pm. 010
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10hYeah, I bet you can't tell the fucking time either. Well, it's half past five in the afternoon. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10hA quarter past five and we're all fucked over. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10hSomehow it's five o'bollocks o'clock. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11hAgainst all fucking odds, it's four forty-five. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11hIt's half past four in the afternoon. Fuck. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11hRight, the fifteen minutes past four cry is late. It's 4:21pm. Sue me. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11hBad news, peasants: it's four o'clock in the afternoon. 000
The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 12hIt's nearly 3:30pm, and there's fuck all to be done about it. 000