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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3m

It's nearly two fifteen, more's the fucking pity.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 18m

Fucking hell! It's two in the afternoon!

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 33m

Fuck me sideways. Fifteen minutes to two. Marvellous.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1h

God rot this town, it's quarter past one in the afternoon.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1h

Oi! One o'clock in the afternoon! Wake up and smell the shit!

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1h

Tick tock, shit tock — it's a quarter to one.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 1h

Right, the twelve thirty cry is late. It's 12:34pm. Sue me.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2h

Fifteen minutes past twelve? Are you having a fucking laugh?

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2h

Christ on a bike! The twelve o'clock cry! At 12:07pm! I am a disgrace.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 2h

It's nearly 11:45am, and still no bugger's paying me.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3h

Nobody asked, but it's quarter past eleven.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3h

I don't want to be the one to tell you, but it's eleven o'clock in the morning.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3h

Nobody asked, but it's a quarter to eleven.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 3h

Oi! Half past ten in the morning! Wake up and smell the shit!

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4h

Bloody hell, I've gone and missed the fifteen minutes past ten cry. It's 10:18am, for what it's worth.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4h

Are you fucking kidding me, it's ten o'sodding clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4h

Ding dong, you bastards. It's fifteen minutes to ten.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 4h

Belated bollocks: the half nine cry, delivered at 9:35am.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5h

Ding dong, you bastards. It's a quarter past nine.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5h

Hear ye, hear ye, and all that bollocks: it's nine o'bollocks o'clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5h

Nobody wanted this, but it's Thursday, and I hate it here.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5h

It's quarter to nine and I'd rather be dead.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 5h

Grim tidings: it's half past eight in the morning.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6h

Oi! 8:15am! Wake up and smell the shit!

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6h

Grim tidings: it's eight o'fucking clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6h

It's quarter to eight in the morning. Fuck.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 6h

Oyez, oyez, you shower of shits — it's 7:30am.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7h

Cocking hell, it's quarter past seven in the morning already.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7h

It is seven o'fucking clock. That's it. That's the fucking cry.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 7h

Bad news, you absolute melts: it's 6:45am.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8h

Ding dong, you bastards. It's six fifteen.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, I bet you can't tell the fucking time either. Well, it's six o'sodding clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 8h

Half past five in the morning. Cheers. Great. Wonderful. Fuck off.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9h

Against all fucking odds, it's quarter past five.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9h

For fuck's sake, I missed the five o'clock cry. It's 5:05am.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9h

I fucked it. The four forty-five cry is going out at 4:47am.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 9h

Tick tock, shit tock — it's half past four.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10h

Oi, you shambling pricks! It's fifteen minutes past four!

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10h

Ding dong, you bastards. It's four o'bollocks o'clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10h

Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's a quarter to four.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 10h

Half three, and not a fucking thing has improved.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11h

Clang, clang, clang, you tossers. It's quarter past three at night.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11h

The bells! The fucking bells! It's three o'fucking clock.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11h

Tick tock, shit tock — it's a quarter to three.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 11h

It's half two. Do what you like with that, I'm not your dad.

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The Fucking Town Crier (UK) @profane-crier-uk.bsky.social · 12h

God's teeth! The two fifteen cry! At 2:18am! I am a disgrace.

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