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@probablyinbed.bsky.social
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to my mental health. It’s been on a roller coaster this week, but we’re pushing through. Did a few extra steps in my skin care routine to make myself feel better.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 hit?
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Jim Carrey: So You're Telling Me There's A Chance
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WE GOT A HIT BABYYYY
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Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby: Suck It!
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Boo This Man! Boo!
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well shit.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bases are loaded. What could go wrong here?
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George H.W. Bush Cries at Astros Game
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chicks dig the dp.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I highly dislike MAGA Machado.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Cubs. Stop sucking. Thanks.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got to see my baby this weekend at parent’s weekend. ❤️
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After two years rocking my position at work and an entire week of studying for an interview, I absolutely crushed it and received a promotion. I’m now feeling relieved but slightly terrified.
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m a Grauntie!
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love ketchup, but this is over the line. An abomination.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck it we bowl.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My husband @williamzabka424.bsky.social loves it when I’m Passenger Princess-especially on long drives. I absolutely never tell him how to drive and yell anytime someone slams on their brakes. He loves me so much.
A picture of me in a car while my husband is next to me laughing.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like to keep men humble, but this is actually a banger post.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is nothing like hearing “FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, BITCH!” from your darling husband while he makes dinner.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jimothy is the only good raccoon.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I rule so hard.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This thought brought to you by a conversation about atmospheric pressure with my husband as we discussed our windows to get things done outside of the house today.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Educating myself as much as humanly possible on severe weather throughout the years because it is one of my greatest fears, and then using that knowledge to lecture everyone around me like I’m a goddamn meteorologist. I keep my people safe.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Seriously. Call republicans weird.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’ve been asked to post more on here. This is me posting more.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When someone is aggressively coming for you in your workplace is it best to rise above, or match their petty? This is becoming quite hard.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I get to do gross stuff with this man.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
He’s said raw dog multiple times today.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I was explaining Israel vs Palestine to my coworkers in an honest history lesson and an elderly man walked up and asked if I’d ever read an ancient map. I asked him if he was fine with the point where I said they were literally desecrating people because of it and he walked out of the bar.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My almost 18 year old came home from school not feeling well and immediately wanted to snuggle with me in bed. Her becoming an adult is going to destroy me. I hope she still wants to snuggle in her 30s.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It worked.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
He sang this out loud. It was a banger.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stop posting beans.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Technically, I’m related to Mike Vrabel and I too think they should tell him to take a walk.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Told a man to please stop harassing me outside of work, and he went to regional on me with a fake report. I love having to defend myself for keeping my peace.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today is my town’s wine walk. Time to sip some wines with elderly women and shop local businesses, baybeee! This is my Super Bowl.
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a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Lobsterfest is my Toyotathon.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
IS EVERYONE OKAY??
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words " we 're back " above him
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He forgot he wants a Deedee Megadoodoo moment.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In need of positive vibes. Taking a very large test tomorrow. If I pass I go into an interview process for a promotion I’ve worked very hard for. To say that I am nervous would be an understatement.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Went out with some coworkers last night and we ended up at karaoke. Here’s me on a stage yelling at grown men to start twerking.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Never let your friends record you doing karaoke.
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Spoooky_MI @becky-mi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
First to 69 always wins
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yay sports! Go Blue! Won our family bracket challenge!
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Three pointer???? A THREE POINTER?
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Go Blue
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
When I eat meats, the fat stays on.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yaxel should absolutely NOT be out there. Please don’t get hurt worse.
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Ash @probablyinbed.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Go Blueeeeee
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