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#TribFest2026 Senator John Fetterman the Douche of the Senate
Screenshot Gdamn dude. Buy a pair of blue jeans. Senator John Fetterman’s interview with The Texas Tribune at TribFest was strange, awkward, and deeply frustrating. Showing up in his trademark black hoodie and gym shorts—despite the 90-degree heat—he looked completely out of place, especially compared to an audience that at least put in the effort to dress appropriately. But his sloppy attire was the least of his problems; his performance and substantive positions were entirely off base. Iran: He repeated tired Republican talking points, insisting "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon," while ignoring that a working nuclear deal was tore up by the previous administration.