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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corn dogs are borderline
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My rain poncho detached from my backpack today on my walk to work…I hope I find it on the street tomorrow
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SIKE! Maybe next week lol
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New blog this week!
Inside of an ambulance
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s finally time youtu.be/Fi2d7mN-EzU?...
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ACTION BUTTON PICTURES PRESENTS "LOS ANGELES NOIRE"
YouTube video by Action Button
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screaming
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just realized that Onimusha came out while I was at the facility…gonna be a real treat when I buy it in like six months
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder if Forever Entertainment helped with the Zelda remake
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Twice in a row the best reveal during a Nintendo Direct was in a freaking sizzle reel
Torneko’s Mystery DungeonTales of Eternia
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E(mera)ld @gothiccoppelia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
torneko: IM BOUT TO SELL A SWORD OF MALICE 

torneko's wife, smoking a joint and playing a game: ...damn i shgouldve been lovin' an arms dealer
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looks weird!
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was in a mental institution for 6 days. I needed help desperately, went to my job and they set me up at Cross Creek in Austin. I'm lowkey destitute at the moment from the whole psych ward thing, so if you want to help out I'll put my venmo and Cash App in the comments
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is there anyone out there who knows where to watch the 2005 Train Man TV series? It’s my white whale
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Threads has some of the dumbest folks alive but that’s kind of the appeal? It’s posting as entertainment. It’s fun to see! Twitter is full of reactionary losers but also some of the most talented game devs of all time still use it. Not worth it tbh
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Phil don't cross your arms at me
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Camp Miasma isn't showing at my theater but they'll fill screens with like 5 different angel studios movies
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is there a pokemon named Lobstar yet
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
LRP I know Chat GPT when I hear it
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/08/2026
I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam
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Rideshare "Stimulator" - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I hate phone but I need phone. Such is life
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angel 🏳️‍⚧️ $110/150 housing @freakingangel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my partner and i (homeless, disabled) spent half the money ($10) we had left from yesterdays crowdfunding on 1 taquito and one drink (each) from the gas station this small taquito is all we've eaten, & somehow more hungry now ?? any help getting a real meal would b incredible c: $freakingbabygirl
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
watched a movie yesterday. Watched another today. Might mess around and watch one more...
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Namco Museum Museum is easily one of my favorite YouTube videos of the year, if not all time. Im hooting and hollering at the screen every time I see pacman!!! Love that man. @elmore.zone you knocked it out of the park with this one. youtu.be/8n1Ecf6cXjE?...
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The Namco Museum Museum | Every Game, Every Collection, Every Port! [REVISED & EXPANDED!]
YouTube video by Mythic Resonance
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
NEW BLOG: I'm wearing the Mario Odyssey hat as I write this privatelyattack.medium.com/nintendo-adu...
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Nintendo Adults Might Have It All Figured Out
The old world is dying. The new struggles to be born. Now is the time for joycons.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gene Hackerman is playing Final Fantasy X and it’s got me thinking back to pre-YouTube time when I had a save that I would go back to just so I could see Tidus and Yuna kiss. For me it was the first time seeing two videogame characters genuinely fall in love right before my eyes. It was beautiful.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New blog this week. Had a fun time with this one but I'm also super glad to be nearly done with it
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gita Jackson is right theres a gas leak over on Threads but tbqh it’s a little more interesting there compared to bsky. Not leaving this spot really ever but between the dwindling numbers and the age checks I'm gonna try to actually set up shop there. www.threads.com/@privately_a...
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Paul Reyes (@privately_attack) • Threads, Say more
37 Followers • 58 Threads • Games Essayist. See the latest conversations with @privately_attack.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Never seen a fat guy in the hot limit outfit so I may have to be the first this September at san japan
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seems like the whole industry is collapsing but the good news is I managed to get my switch pro controller to work on dolphin. Played Trauma Center for the first time in probably 15 years
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Women don't say "pishuuuuu" anymore after drinking a big beer
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friends think FOMO is gonna hit and im gonna buy GTA…nah dog it’ll be Zelda if anything
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
well this website just hit me with an age verification prompt on mobile. I won't be doing that shit. Anyways here's my favorite VPN to use. You can literally mail them the $6 a month in cash if you want to mullvad.net/en
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Mullvad VPN - Privacy is for the people
Free the internet from mass surveillance and censorship. Fight for privacy with Mullvad VPN and Mullvad Browser.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This Pokémon speedrun is insane RAT RAT RAT RAT
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New Ghost in the Shell is good
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wish I didn’t sound like gay Brian Posehn
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NEW BLOG: Some quick notes on Resident Evil Code Veronica. It's good! privatelyattack.medium.com/resident-evi...
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Resident Evil Code Veronica Could Be Your New Favorite
It’s a classic
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pretty crazy that in the year of our lord 2026 if I want a chocolate bar made without child labor my two main choices are a $7 Tony Chocolonely bar or Mr. Beast and whatever he’s got cooking up.
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I haven’t purchased a physical game for a modern console since Ring Fit Adventure so I’m definitely part of the problem here, but it was always nice to see games on shelves at my local stores. Sucks to see.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Wearing compression stockings for the first time” mood board
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My niece got her first phone this year for her birthday and she’s been hitting me with truth nukes all summer
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
With Everybody's Golf and Easy Come Easy Golf being the go-to "golf games with golf in the name" we need a third to really seal the deal. Enter: Who's Golf Is It Anyway? (Tm)
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Been taking Magnesium Glycinate for my legs before bed and it’s been giving me the wildest dreams. Not necessarily nightmares but not super fun.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You'd think after 5 Father's Days without a living dad you'd get used to it
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I know a stick of toms if Maine unscented gel deodorant hates to see me coming rn it’s fuckin 100 degrees where I’m at
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hey I hate to do this but I got hit with a surprise bill of $475 at the city that needs to be paid by next week, so if anyone wants to help a guy out it would be greatly appreciated. Venmo: @Privately_Attack CashApp: $prvtlyatk
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Looked up that UFC guy earlier and he’s 28?! I swear I thought that dipshit was like 40
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My favorite thing about Persona 4’s soundtrack is that a lot of the songs (the battle themes especially) sound like some friends got together and started a little garage band. Totally reflects the investigation team being a real “no adults allowed” affair.
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privately_attack @privatelyattack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Still get traffic on my 5 year old essay on Persona in which I write about nearly shitting my pants after eating bad salad
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