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✨The Prismatic Bard✨

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✨29 | She/They | Lesbian | Critter | Crafter | Sultry Scribe | ASL Interpreter✨🏳️‍🌈🔞 📖: This Shattered Tempest - Thea Gaunzon 🎧: 🤷🏻‍♀️

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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Love Hypothesis movie didn’t really get me back on the Reylo train like I hoped it would but GOD is This Shattered Tempest putting in the work 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somebody write me up Shane Hollander’s meal plan because ya girl stays eating like an Ilya Rozanov 😔✨
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did not realize The Long Game was going to be like IMMEDIATELY sad. I hate it here 😭
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my god I’m not ready for Ilya’s side of the airplane incident. Rachel Reid why are you throwing bricks 😭
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is, Role Model has been a delight so far.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wick, are you weaker at the shoulder or the elbow? #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not that this is breaking news or anything, but Common Goal was just. Not good.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nobody’s Soldier, but it’s TLG Shane Hollander 👌🏻😌✨
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t think about Ilya scream (cry) singing DtMF in his ugly orange lambo at top volume
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Accidentally in Love is Rozanov’s karaoke staple for obvious reasons, but everyone gives him a pass because it just makes sense that he is a fan of the cinematic masterpiece that is Shrek 2.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Doing 75 Soft. Game Changer counts as self help/inspiration, right?
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Confirmed: Hadestown fans are better than Hamilton fans.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Azune jealous of Hal fathering Demodus??? Gay????? That’s gay as fuck??????
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everybody complaining about the leaked Steve Rogers outfit and I’m like what do you mean, that’s how my great grandpa dressed until the day he died 😂
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s only taken me a year BUT 😍
A factory Blythe doll with dark brown hair and grey eyesThe Blythe doll has been customized with new face paint, glasses, and hazel eye chips The dolls eyes are closed and the eyelids have been painted green and gold to resemble an old leather bound book
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Grog? 🥺
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The one ‘bye’ that Connor drops Ilya’s voice for on the stairs destroys me every time. I love it here. Happy Pride everybody 🏳️‍🌈🏒
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
California, if we could NOT elect a MAGA Fox talking head for governor, that’d be great.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just so I can say I exhausted every option, any sprm donors in the chat? 👀✨
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Controversial opinion: Shawn Hatosy as live action Rhysand. I will not be taking feedback at this time.
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🪿 Bird Holly 🦉 @hollyconrad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’ve been on a kick making these gross little brooches 👁️
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If anything happens to Dr. Michael Robinavitch I will kill everyone in this ED and then myself.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So when do Robby and Whitaker kiss?
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Jabba the Hutt cameo in Spiderman: Brand New Day??? I’ve seriously had it with all the Mando & Grogu marketing 😤
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I love it here.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Okay FINE Hilary, GOD, I’ll order the USA jersey 🙄🥇
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Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but Johns Hopkins is hiring two writers for their president and the pay for the senior writer position caps out at 130k
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I don’t need to run a marathon. Let alone six.
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The Blind Archer (Commission Waitlist Open) @theblindarcher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yall, the way I was sobbing in my kitchen last night, it was so good.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Dick move, Cho Chang. — Me, this entire season of Bridgerton.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/01/2026
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ugh man, FUCK Nicholas Sparks, I am unwell. (She just saw the national tour of The Notebook.)
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zmeess [commissions open!] @zmeess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
finally finished a painting i've been cooking in my mind for a few years! shadowgast as The Devil, one of my favorite tarot cards and one of the three cards i associate with their relationship #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #shadowgast
a painting of Critical Role characters Essek Thelyss and Caleb Widogast, based on the Rider-Waite Tarot's The Devil. it is styled like a square painting on a vertically oriented tan canvas, with narrow unpainted strips above and below it. a looping leaning script reads "XV" above and "The Devil" below.
Essek is a dark elf with gray-lavender skin and short white hair, dressed in elegant long dark robes and a silvery metal mantle piece, with the breastplate shaped like a beetle's back and long spikes curving off of his shoulders, radiating from his neck.
Caleb is a light-skinned ginger human, with messy chin-length hair and a beard, wearing a gray tunic with a brown leather coat over it, a thick scarf wrapped around his shoulders. his spell book is just slightly visible at his side.
the characters are facing each other, with Essek standing on the left and Caleb on the right. their right hands are raised between them, hovering under and over a floating hourglass that Essek is offering to Caleb; the violet sand in it is equally distributed between the top and the bottom halves and is not flowing down. Essek has his chin raised with a cool expression of confidence, while Caleb is looking at the hourglass with a deeply conflicted face, his eyebrows furrowed and eyes shining. Caleb's left arm down at his side is engulfed in orange flames.
above them is the dodecahedron shape of a Beacon, pale gray and iridescent; the pentagonal plane facing the viewer is oriented with one of the corners pointing straight down. six silvery threads weave around it, intersecting at nine shining points, one thread each passing behind Essek's and Caleb's heads, and one each wrapping loosely around them. their figures, dark purple and brown, illuminated by the faint glow of the hourglass and the flame, are silhouetted against a much lighter gray and overcast light spilling from tall pointed arches behind them.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Do you think they know each other biblically? #HeatedRivalry
Hockey player #81Hockey player #24
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Do we think Scott Hunter ran the New York Marathon? 😌✨🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I also need Hudson Williams in Star Wars.
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hudson Williams guesting on @criticalrole.bsky.social when?? 🏒✨
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Like. It’s not spelled the same at all but now I’m like. Hudson Williams for Dain Aetos?
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Where do I submit my PWHL WAG application???
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Alastair Wildfire @alastairwildfire.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Really wanted to try a more painterly pinup, so I used my fav char so far from The Mighty Nein, Caleb, as a guinea pig :3 I miss drawing humans sometimes. #littlespark #calebwidogast #themightynein
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Every time Nancy Wheeler’s on screen it just proves that a femme with a gun could fix me 😂
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Okay but I have an ex who wasn’t as out as I thought they were and Yuna saying “Oh, no but that’s sad.” About Ilya and Shane staying closeted until retirement actually ✨ruined me✨. I hate it here 🥲 #HeatedRivalry
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Okay chat, consider: There Are Worse Things I Could Do in the style of Will Byers🎶🧵
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I still can’t believe Episode 5 happened. I love it here. 🏒🏳️‍🌈
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
WildeHops is as canon as it’ll ever be and no one can take this away from me 😂
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 20/12/2024
Happy Yule ✨
illustration of a baby Yule Goat jumping in the snow with a berry garland
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I am climbing Shane Hollander’s walls and planting myself squarely in the rafters of his cottage until next week.
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Bird Prince @birdprince.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It was Padmé's idea
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✨The Prismatic Bard✨ @prismaticbard.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Okay chat, consider: There Are Worse Things I Could Do in the style of Will Byers🎶🧵
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