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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
terfs will tell you they're "protecting women" but i will tell you i just walked out of the gender neutral toilets at the national theatre and those middle-aged cis ladies were QUEUEING
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the pride and prejudice sing-a-long was so good
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
the answer is no
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
yeah im alive but am i living
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
call me unreasonable but i really really dislike living in a world where "having a mental breakdown" is "not an excuse not to come to work" karl marx pls save me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
looking forward to going back to work tomorrow and hearing them say, "why did you not show up for two days? go home and don't come back" and i will say, "why did you make me travel over an hour just to tell me this? could this not have been an email?"
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
(audibly scoffing at your basic ass music taste) oh how Original. MY favourite songs only exist in my head
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Congrats
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
saw so many fat old men in my ten minutes outside today and do you know how many were wearing crop tops?? NONE OF THEM IT'S A FUCKING TRAVESTY
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
my hot gender take is that there are not nearly enough fat old men wearing crop tops
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
they should invent a penis for men
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 24/05/2024
Happy Friday
Skeletor rolling a spliff. purple text box at the bottom reads: don't forget to check on your strong friend so they can lie about how they're doing!
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
he also likes to vaguely allude to firing people as a way to like. "motivate" us i guess????? it don't work like that babes
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
yesterday this man accidentally called one of the black guys by the name of a different black guy (who doesn't even work in the same department) and instead of apologising he LAUGHED and then did it like 5 MORE TIMES. LIKE IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
i may be a washed up idiot with no prospects but at least im not my cringefail boss
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
pretty!!
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
as an untrained mental health amateur, i can say with absolute confidence that the best thing you can do for your self esteem is to find someone you hate even more than you
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
FIT
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
communism isn't even actually about economy or social policy, it's about getting the ick as soon as your work crush gets promoted to a supervisor role
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
watching this show is an exercise is disappointment
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
evil manager also made me put on a neon orange high vi's when anyone with eyes knows orange is NOT my colour!!!!
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
me at 4 am reading bl manga from 1998 when im supposed to be asleep
screen cap of zendaya in the movie challengers (2024) observing a tennis match wearing blackout sunglasses and a fierce wavy bob
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
sometimes i feel like god is playing a very cruel, very extended prank on me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
today i picked up a 5kg box of fresh ginger and the bottom immediately collapsed sending fragments of ginger skittering across the floor
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
zendaya in this movie is just the worst most evil autistic person you've ever met and im obsessed with her
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
luca guadagnino: everything is about tennis, except, tennis, which is about sex
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
i am having the worst fucking day for public transport
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
drunk straight men love to touch you without permission at the bus stop and then call you weird for asking them not to touch you 🙃
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
💜
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
asked for baccy and papers at the corner shop and the guy immediately pulls out the big raw papers without a second thought..didn't know i was that transparent
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
being in your twenties really is about fucking your back up
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
the train from clitheroe to victoria is the absolute worst lol
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
they sure are drilling a big hole in the pavement outside my window while im trying to go to sleep
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
ughhhhhhhh im so done with having a job someone please kill me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
what if a boy was so hungry
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
im too autistic for this shit
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
diagram of my brain
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
god imagine unexpectedly seeing someone you haven't seen in a while and not being socially awkward about it. Could Not Be Me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
just watched a person walk off a bus in a full on BALLGOWN truly icon behaviour
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
can't believe i have to go to work AGAIN????? what is this shit
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
[ONE FINGER ON THE MONKEY'S PAW CURLS]
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
is this my greek tragic fate.. to turn all the straight men gay :/
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
if i were st george i simply would have befriended the dragon
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
straight men will hit on you like you don't have a boy name and visible facial hair like CMON DUDE
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
he really said, "there are three managers here tonight so we have to be good boys" ASDHFFJSLKGKL GIRL
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
i think my work crush has clocked me lol
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
picture of a bee(???? could be a wasp tbh) with text above that says, "one of these days i am going to snap"
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
i love drugs
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
you would love the trail to oregon musical
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
why when you tell people you have trouble sleeping do they go, "oOOooh but sleep is so important for your health!!!" like it's not like im not trying susan. i'd love to be asleep right now instead of having this conversation
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