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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
terfs will tell you they're "protecting women" but i will tell you i just walked out of the gender neutral toilets at the national theatre and those middle-aged cis ladies were QUEUEING
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the pride and prejudice sing-a-long was so good
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
yeah im alive but am i living
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
looking forward to going back to work tomorrow and hearing them say, "why did you not show up for two days? go home and don't come back" and i will say, "why did you make me travel over an hour just to tell me this? could this not have been an email?"
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
(audibly scoffing at your basic ass music taste) oh how Original. MY favourite songs only exist in my head
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
my hot gender take is that there are not nearly enough fat old men wearing crop tops
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
they should invent a penis for men
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 24/05/2024
Happy Friday
Skeletor rolling a spliff. purple text box at the bottom reads: don't forget to check on your strong friend so they can lie about how they're doing!
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
as an untrained mental health amateur, i can say with absolute confidence that the best thing you can do for your self esteem is to find someone you hate even more than you
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
communism isn't even actually about economy or social policy, it's about getting the ick as soon as your work crush gets promoted to a supervisor role
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
me at 4 am reading bl manga from 1998 when im supposed to be asleep
screen cap of zendaya in the movie challengers (2024) observing a tennis match wearing blackout sunglasses and a fierce wavy bob
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
today i picked up a 5kg box of fresh ginger and the bottom immediately collapsed sending fragments of ginger skittering across the floor
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
luca guadagnino: everything is about tennis, except, tennis, which is about sex
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
i am having the worst fucking day for public transport
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
drunk straight men love to touch you without permission at the bus stop and then call you weird for asking them not to touch you 🙃
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
asked for baccy and papers at the corner shop and the guy immediately pulls out the big raw papers without a second thought..didn't know i was that transparent
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
being in your twenties really is about fucking your back up
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
they sure are drilling a big hole in the pavement outside my window while im trying to go to sleep
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
ughhhhhhhh im so done with having a job someone please kill me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
what if a boy was so hungry
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
im too autistic for this shit
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
god imagine unexpectedly seeing someone you haven't seen in a while and not being socially awkward about it. Could Not Be Me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
just watched a person walk off a bus in a full on BALLGOWN truly icon behaviour
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
can't believe i have to go to work AGAIN????? what is this shit
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
is this my greek tragic fate.. to turn all the straight men gay :/
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
if i were st george i simply would have befriended the dragon
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
straight men will hit on you like you don't have a boy name and visible facial hair like CMON DUDE
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
he really said, "there are three managers here tonight so we have to be good boys" ASDHFFJSLKGKL GIRL
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
i think my work crush has clocked me lol
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
picture of a bee(???? could be a wasp tbh) with text above that says, "one of these days i am going to snap"
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
i love drugs
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
why when you tell people you have trouble sleeping do they go, "oOOooh but sleep is so important for your health!!!" like it's not like im not trying susan. i'd love to be asleep right now instead of having this conversation
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
i have my mother's adhd and my father's eyebrows
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
"oh baby when you talk like that you make the woman go mad"???? Girlie he literally said mi casa es tu casa are you being forreal??? you speak spanish it's your first language... girl. girlie. Babes. what's going on?? do u need a hug babygirl??? wanna talk about it????
pic of shakira in the music video for hips don't lie. she is wearing a VERY 2000s outfit (white cropped t shirt and low rise white skirt), her hair is so big (it's full of secrets) and she looks SO young WHAT. Is the passage of time. she's doing some intense upper body dancing i actually remember the dancing in this video being pretty iconic actually although it's kinda gross in other aspects (the sequin bralette belly dancer costume is umm. a choice). anyway she has a squad of back up dancers all dressed in white crop tops and white flowy skirts they look like an army of angels it's actually kind of a serve. that's about it tbh
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
boss kept me back an extra 5 minutes ON MY BIRTHDAY to tell me that i should have a more positive attitude bc he "sees a lot of potential in me" IT'S MY BIRTHDAY LET ME GO HOME
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
had ANOTHER DREAM about missing my cousin's wedding, this time bc i was showering and looked so cunty i had to stare at my reflection for an extended period of time. my cousin got married last year btw. i was there and everything
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
one of the Men™ at my work offered me chocolate from the warehouse and i am now 13 hours later realising he may have been trying to start a conversation. unrelated i am probably autistic
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
if playing baldurs gate has taught me anything it's that i must become a flamboyant homosexual vampire on a quest for bloody vengeance immediately
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
he's so babygirl (emotionally repressed)
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
the biggest disadvantage of being nonbinary is turning into both your parents as you age
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
my boss: here's 15 bunches of dogshit coriander for a really important customer can you sort through them and take out the bad bits me: okay i will spend 45 minutes sorting through this dogshit coriander
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
straight people should be studied under a microscope
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
on a date, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry i only like men who are not romantically interested in me in the slightest
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
thinking about him (kim kitsuragi)
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
threw up at work so ticking that one off my bucket list
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
had a stress dream last night where i missed my cousin's wedding for which i was a bridesmaid (girl version) because i was busy putting on insane amounts of silver eyeshadow. they just did the ceremony without me
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
now the straight women are doing it wtf is going on with heteros today
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
lol nice gender did your mum pick it out for you
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
im transgender because there is genuinely something wrong with cis people
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the picture of dorian gay @princetrashgoblin.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
autism is just. im not sad im not angry i don't hate you it's just my face stop asking me why i look sad OUCH that noise hurts my teeth
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