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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

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‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops

A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

CASHAPP $ BADGE POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE 🤩🤩🤩 "YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Imagine you beatin off and Michael Myers busts into yo room mid-cum and he's just standin there with a VERY human level of uncomfortable uncertainty about what to do and you TRY to close your browser and apologize, but it's already too awkward and he just turns around and leaves 😔

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

They finally got what they wanted and silenced me on my biggest platform 🙃

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I don't feel like I'd be wildly shocked if I found out part of the new hire process for Cheesecake Factory is to fuck one of the cheesecakes...I also feel like maybe I should go to therapy to find out why.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

One day when students read about the fall of the American empire, I hope e-girls vlogging about paying $20 for one strawberry at Erewhon gets its own chapter

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Y'all are mad at Jasmine Crockett for callin Greg Abbott Gov. Hot Wheels, but not God for throwing an entire tree at the nigga 🤔

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a decision whether you're willing to sacrifice the innocent to pay tribute to the insatiable blood lust of the almighty Dairy Queen.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Imagine havin Michael Caine talk you through it

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Using the car AC on Eco mode just feels like a creepy dude blowing Henny mouth breath on your neck in the club

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Need some thicc fine shit wit a septum piercing, big boots, a ferret, $28, and a parasocial relationship with a non-human anime character to tell me everything's gonna be ok

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

The term muggle only exists bc JKR knew migger was a little too on the nose

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Growers be like "If you can't handle me at my 3½, you don't deserve me at my 8½"

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I'm shiddin in Target rn (in the bathroom, not the bread aisle) and I BLASTED one and the guy in the next stall said "FUCKIN SEND IT, BRO" and we both started laughing through the stall and that level of empowerment and unhinged, shid-sourced positive masculinity added years to my life.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

*walkin back to my car* *a bird has shid on it* *the bird is still in the tree above my car* ME: YOU MUTHAFUCKA. OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY: "Well that's not very neighborly of you." STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Nah babe you're still cute, the way you stretched my sack skin over your forehead and called yourself Leatherface was just concerning.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Idw sound dramatic or anything, but if I was a woman walking down the street and a strange man said "Smile, beautiful" as he walked by, I would simply tear his heart out through his ribcage and pose with it like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I don't think I'll ever take up hiking as a hobby even with good company bc at some point, I'm gonna remember we still gotta turn around and re-hike all the way back to the car and that's gonna pmo.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

A pb&j fried in pancake batter. Sorry. Fightin demons* rn. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My biggest fear of having children that are involved in martial arts is sooner or later, they're inevitably gonna squabble way better than I do. Imagine you try to send your kid to bed early for misbehaving and they hit you with a 3 finger punch that makes you go blind for 58 minutes.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

People who have sex with WM are tougher than Green Berets bc y'all stay horny even after they say shit like "TAKE MY BORKING COCK, ASHLYNN" or whatever

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

AN ORNITHOLOGIST DISCOVERING A NEW BIRD SPECIES: "In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I fuckin hate capitalism. Who the FUCK asked for an Oreo-flavored Oreo?

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Getting therapy* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *my endless playlist algo is goin fuckin crazy

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

The Accelerated Reader to broke, depressed shitposter pipeline

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I couldn't fathom gangbangin in a neighborhood I rent in, likeee what if you don't renew your lease?

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I'm tired of vagueposting, tag that mf Greg and tell him you're sick of him stringin you along so we can all cyberbully him for you

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Imagine all yo hoes die in the zombie apocalypse and now you hoeless eatin canned beans in a boarded up barn with a ragtag group of survivors, none of whom are suitable replacement hoes.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

You ever think to yourself mid-sex "You know, I'm doing a really good job right now. Look at you, just muckin it up at such a high level. Goshdarn it, we're going to Dairy Queen after this, you deserve a Blizzy for this performance."?

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Every baddie I've ever met either has Autism, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, IBS, BPD, or watches Grey's Anatomy (the most torturous affliction listed here)

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Yes I'm aware that I'm 6'2 250, I just don't understand how that plays into why you won't gimme uppies 🥺

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

White foodies on TT treat Jollibee as if they've trekked deep into the jungles of a remote Phillipine island to eat the ancestral oddities of the Old Gods.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Admit your crush on me now and we can be like this by Feb 14th

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Piss drinkers piss me off like you're just drinking what they drank but with extra steps, fuckin figure it out.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

"PHEW A COUPLE MORE OF THESE GONNA WAKE UP THE HOE IN ME" -Me eating tacos

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

LOVED Nosferatu. Felt like I was trapped in a horny fever dream embedded in Lily Rose Depp's forehead.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I enjoy my social media footprint bc someone will DM me "This made me think of you ☺️❤️" and send me a picture of a giant panda getting its balls spanked by Cthulhu or some shit.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I literally cannot fathom a better photographic representation of this country.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Snorting smashed up Flintstones vitamins restores 300HP

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

S̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶n̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶y̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ⁻⁻⁻ᵀʰⁱˢ ᵘˢᵉʳ ʰᵃˢ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ⁻⁻⁻

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

"What do you bring to the table?" Bubblegum and a big ass dick. *Checks pockets* Well...bubblegum.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

"First of all, a lil bump of smashed up Adderall is a fantastic pick-me-up, do your fuckin research" -Me saying grace at Christmas dinner

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

"Less is more" doesn't apply to money, head, or garlic

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