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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post @00000000000000z-deactivated2022
May 8, 2022
happy Mother's Day to these two queens
(picture of a baby monkey clinging onto cloth mother next to wire mother)
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
photo of a tiny kitten with an orangutan stuffed animal bigger than he is with the caption: “He heard a loud noise so he brought his monkey
@the_pizzaca”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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parkchanwoohoo
2h ago
My social media feeds have transformed overnight into ongoing updates on a monkey experiencing parental abuse
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parkchanwoohoo
2h ago
To be clear: I am not being callous about the monkey's ongoing situation. I think it's really sad.
The monkey deserves better family. I just feel like every year l am bombarded with some form of inescapable simian news and this year's is the abused monkey
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
sometimes you just have to keep moving forward
baby monkey dragging toy orangutan
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this is just a weird cat to me (photos via jayanth sharma)
Andean Saddle-back Tamarin on a branchAndean Saddle-back Tamarin closeup of face
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i’m imagining this serenely and with hope in my shriveled little heart
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@8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525:
an orangutan slinging spells is my worst nightmare
@transreimu:
imagine an orangutan materializing a fireball in his hand and throwing it at you with his long lanky arms
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
(screenshot of a tumblr post)
innerchildabortionclinic:
"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
etruscan-boar-vessel:
(photo of an orangutan sitting serenely)
me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
photoshopped image of orangutans over the planet earth holding hands with text that reads, “Peace on Carth...
Good will toward Orangutans.”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
screenshot of tumblr post via user @homunculus-argument:

My monkeys are probably out there fucking up someone else's circus, and I couldn't be happier having absolutely no damn clue where they are and what they're doing rn.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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rintezukas
Sep 24, 2018
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chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better
rintezukas
Sep 24, 2018
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if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune
if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die
rintezukas
Sep 24, 2018
if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
painting of a chimpanzee wearing glasses and holding a small book while stroking its chin with the caption:

would u rather get 5 million dollars in a year
or get a dollar in 5 million years
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
me because i’m an empath
screenshot of a tiktok of a person eating a banana with the caption:

Eating a banna in the shower To see what a scared baby monkey feels like alone in The rain Forrest
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
screenshot of tumblr post via user @tecobonobo:

chimpanzee wrapped 2025
you displayed 612 times
you started drama 24 times
you ate 704 tomatoes
you pant-hooted 20,902 times
you ended the year as a mid-ranking chimpanzee
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
ah yeah i was wondering about that
screenshot of a tweet via Dr. Meatball @meatballworld
Do you ever notice how the monkey that rotates inside of your mind gets larger and brighter every night
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
screenshot of a r/tuckedinkitties post by user sbeveguy with a photo of a tucked in cat and its little orangutan stuffed animal with the caption, “He can’t sleep without his monkey”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
screenshot of a 1-star google review with a picture of an orangutan photoshopped onto an orange
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
colugo-ing to sleep for just a little bit (photo via hendy lie)
photo of a colugo sleeping while holding onto a branch
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
and you can too
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
this post was fact-checked by REAL primate pals: i don’t know. maybe
screenshot of tumblr post via @memorycycle:

“itts crazy hiw we are 99% water and also we are only 1% different from chimpanzees so it means chimpanzees are 100% water”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
cartoon of 5 little monkeys jumping on a bed with text that reads: “have you ever heard the tragedy”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
photo of a baby orangutan smiling with text overlaid reading: “what if things turns out better than u could ever imagine.. this is the thought u should be entertaining”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
screenshot of a tumblr post that is 3 screenshots of tweets:

hymnism
Aug 23
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John Halo
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@EpicMasterChief
Ok man it is my circus but idk where all those monkeys came from
tia *
@tiadeeznuts
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not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys
ELLA MACHINA
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@orchidcamp
yes, my circus. yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest

caption:
making a collection
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“whatcha got over there?”
photo of an orangutan holding bananas while another primate looks on curiously
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
banner with an extreme close-up of an orangutan that says “get closer”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"Why should we hire you?"
picture of a monkey with its finger in its mouth looking to the side making what resembles a pensive expression
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
(screenshot of youtube comment)
Sonia Castro • 1y ago (edited)
When gibbons die they turn to shadows trying to be human, I'm kidding
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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optimalmongoose4
Jul 19
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Whenever injured chimpanzee comes and attack
Last night I woke up from a dream with a great idea for a power for a superhero so I wrote it down in my notes app and when I checked it today this is what I wrote
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
:p
baby mountain gorilla sticking out its tongue
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
a lot to learn from him
screenshot of twitter thread of a picture of a young macaque lying down in the water peacefully
drugstorecowgirl @drugstorcow…:
he just needs an ipad
reply:
meggy @dogmatic_shorty: 
“the water is an ipad to him”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i would be his friend
screenshot from a nature documentary of a capuchin monkey sitting alone in a tree with captions that read “All this rejection hurts.”screenshot from a nature documentary of a capuchin monkey sitting alone in a tree with captions that read “No one wants anything to do with him.”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
one of those days
gif of a chimpanzee sliding backwards into a pond to drink some water before falling in
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
photo of a young orangutan with closed eyes and pursed lips with a caption reading “perhaps he sampled a lemon”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
who do i talk to about making the term for a group of 3+ ring-tailed lemurs a “chain gang”? #lemurs #primates
screenshot of a tumblr post by user @avalovesindie with 6 photos of ring-tailed lemurs cuddled up together with texts that read:

“you all have got to see the tail behavior the ring-tailed lemur is getting up to...”

“oh to be a lemur absolutely blissed out in the pile...”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
goodnight kisses are just as sweet during the daytime #orangutans #primates
baby orangutan kissing another baby orangutan, whose eyes are closed
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
how it feels to stay silly despite the Circumstances
black howler monkey lying down and sticking its tongue out slightly while looking out into the distance.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
screenshot of a post reading:
U get $200 Million.. but u can't use the Orangutang emoji for 3 Hours
Would u do it ??
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
happy mother’s day to all my primate pals!
photograph of a mother bonobo holding her baby.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
when you live in a rainforest, every day is as good a hair day as you make it #orangutans #primates
male sumatran orangutan with fluffy fur walking on a log.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
hanging in there. barely
photo of a baby orangutan doing a hand gesture that resembles the 🤙 emoji
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
photo of a young orangutan with the caption “i wouldive made such a good orangutan life is so fucking unfair”
@ 1monkegaming
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
this rare species may go extinct, as all its members seem to have taken vows of chastity
New pope discovered
By David McKenzie, PNN|
updated 11:31 AM EDT, Thu September 13, 2012
New pope unveiled to the world

The Lesula, or Cercopithecus lomamiensis, is the first new species of pope found in 28 years.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
how did they manage to get their first fact wrong? humans have been living in australia for tens of thousands of years. there are humans on antarctica, too.
QUICK FACTS ABOUT PRIMATES

Where they live: Every continent except Australia and Antarctica
What they eat: Mostly fruits, seeds, nuts, leaves and insects
How big they are: The smallest primate species is only 5.4 inches (13.6 centimeters) tall, on average.
The biggest — humans and gorillas
— can be 6 feet (1.8 meters) or taller.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
screenshot of a tumblr post via @fruitsoftheape100

“All My Peers Getting Married Haveing Kids Buying Housas Meanwhile Im At The Dentist Like”

[picture of a proboscis monkey with its legs open and penis displayed © Warren Photographic]

“Why Is Nobody Checking On Me”
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
playing superhero with mama #bonobos #primates
a bonobo lifting a baby with its legs while lying down.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
wrinkly little baby (photo via diogo oliveira) #gibbons #primates
photo of a baby gibbon clinging to its mother’s fur.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
smoochy smooch 💋 #orangutans #primates #apes
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
mommy and me tree time (photo via idea wild) #gibbons #primates
photo of a female cao vit gibbon from china with her one-month-old baby
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
no one wants to play with baby on the playground? all alone? (photo via reuters) #gibbons #primates
baby gibbon sits on a swing in its enclosure in vienna’s schoenbrunn zoo
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
“monkey before skeleton” (1900) gabriel von max
painting of a macaque looking at a primate skeleton.
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primate pals 🦍🦧 @primatepals.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
(david attenborough voice) bad hair days can be found across many primate species, including capuchins
photo of a capuchin in a tree branch with a silly looking hairstylephoto of a capuchin in a tree branch with a silly looking hairstyle
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