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Conservation of Anger Momentum

@primarylupine.bsky.social
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Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.

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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 22h
Song comes up in my playlist, I swear it's ai slop... Generic rock/country vibe with lyrics about being famous in music and stuff. Pull out my phone, and it's Nickelback's "Rockstar". That's when it clicked about what's wrong with clanker rock. It all sounds like Nickelback.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're trying to explain moon phases in a youtube live chat, and autocarrot fixes "waning gibbous" to "wanking gibbon" and you get a time-out from the mods. 😑
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call Rafi!
A four-panel meme following the classic "Drake Hotline Bling" format, using a black-and-white cat dressed in an orange puffer jacket over a yellow shirt.

* **Top Row:** On the left, the cat turns its head away and raises a paw in rejection against a yellow background. On the right, a photograph shows a man in a suit and red tie in front of a red "RAFI GROUP" billboard/advertisement, representing the rejected option ("Rafi").


* **Bottom Row:** On the left, the cat looks forward with satisfaction, pointing approvingly towards the right side. On the right, a photograph shows children's musician Raffi smiling while holding a banana to his ear like a phone and holding a guitar, representing the preferred option ("Raffi").
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a dream that @alyankovic.bsky.social released an album that was all serious, non-parody covers of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy, and Green Day. "Bring the Noise" went to #2 on the charts, and became one of his best selling albums. @chuckdpe.bsky.social, we need this...
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: Breastlife
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm no @banditelli.org, but here's a baby cactus. 🌵
A close-up shot of a tiny, green, spiky cactus pup sprouting from the base of a cut, calloused cactus stem nestled among light brown rocks and soil. Larger, mature green cactus stalks loom in the background.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coworker was away for a couple weeks, people started wondering where he went. I joked, "the moon, for a wedding". Turns out he was in Korea, so it could still have been a Moon wedding.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Almost missed it. #September youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🥲 smiling-crying + 😫 tired =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🥲 and 😫.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me, trying to make shells and cheese after returning home from a monthly nighttime bike ride event that turned into a pub crawl: "WHY IS MY PASTA SO LOUD???!!" 😭
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As if 2026 wasn't off the rails enough, apparently there's a werewolf loose in Manitoba. globalnews.ca/news/1205822...
globalnews.ca
Man, 21, killed in animal attack on Manitoba First Nation - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
A man was killed in an animal attack in western Manitoba last week, according to the Manitoba RCMP. The type of animal has not been identified.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They weren't family, but you'd shared many dinners with them, invited into your home via ethereal, invisible light. Now, their voice silenced in a fiery instant, another burned scar on the City of Angels. They weren't family, but it still hurts.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dammit, Eliana was a great reporter, and her pilot, George was exceptionally skilled. My heart goes out to the @nbcla.com family. 😥 www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/h...
nbclosangeles.com
Helicopter providing coverage for NBCLA, Telemundo 52 crashes in Los Angeles
Several news helicopters were in the San Fernando Valley community covering a deadly bus crash at a nearby intersection.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a dream where I was eating a giant muffin or something, then awoke to me trying to eat my Squishable. Laughed myself awake remembering the old joke, "I dreamt I was eating a massive marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing."
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just now realised that the character of "Judy Hopps" in "Zootopia" was a reference to Holly Robinson's "Judy Hoffs" of "21 Jump Street".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now when people really annoy me, I can say, "Do not speak to me, or my sun, ever again."
A round, plush sun hangs from a ceiling hook, illuminated by warm white LED strings. It has a happy face, and stubby arms and legs. It is very friendly, and will not give you cancer, fry global communications networks, or spawn hurricanes.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remembering the simple joys of folding a dollar bill in such a way that it reads "TITS OF AMERICA".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shells and cheese with crumbled bacon...
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Homer Simpson Simpsons
ALT: Homer Simpson Simpsons
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gen-X olds be like, "we were tough, we used to drink from the garden hose!" Shut up, you whingeing bitches, I'm Gen-X, and *still* drink from a garden hose.
A close-up photograph taken at night, illuminated by the circular beam of a flashlight, showing a fresh water hose hooked up to an RV or camper. A white, braided water hose connects via brass fittings to a bright yellow water pressure regulator, which is screwed directly into the vehicle's side intake port. The small white plastic cap for the port hangs down on its tether.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Alfalfaville
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How are the XDA guys so useless when dealing with PCs? I cloned a WinXP install across multiple upgrades for 10 years. I cloned a Win7 install thru 64, 128, and 256GB SSDs, and three different motherboards. www.xda-developers.com/i-cloned-old...
xda-developers.com
I cloned an old SSD to save time, but it created more problems than it solved
I saved some hassle, but the downsides taught me a lesson
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
CNN out here just posting like @theonion.com
A news notification showing a concerned woman standing in a strip mall parking lot, looking at the camera, holding an invisible cigarette. To her left, a text search box reads "What to know about the seventh bell" with "seventh bell" highlighted in red.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Another lady came in, wearing a handmade "We miss you, Charlie" shirt. I said under my breath, "Tyler didn't". I think she heard me, because the absolute *fire* in her eyes was delicious.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I see a woman in a Charlie Kirk memorial shirt, letting her daughter watch Ai-generated videos of Jesus on her phone, I don't want to hear one fucking word from these people about how we need to regulate the Internet for child safety.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know yesterday was Werewolf Wednesday, but I had to wear this today, honoring the anniversary of Charlie's timely passing.
A maroon t-shirt featuring a graphic of a snarling black werewolf with glowing orange eyes and sharp, exposed teeth set inside a dark oval vignette.

White, distressed, horror-style text above the image reads "BECOME A WEREWOLF", and text below reads "SUDDENLY EVERYONE IS A PINATA FILLED WITH DELICIOUS RED CANDY".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you hit that right level of intoxication to have an emotional breakdown when listening to Rozalla's "Everybody's Free". www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zg-...
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Rozalla - Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)
YouTube video by RozallaVEVO
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I relish the looks I get when I grab a Lime or Bird scooter some dipshit left in the middle of the sidewalk and hurl it into a shrub.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JUST IN: NASCAR cancels commemorative Dale Earnhardt demolition derby.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I may have turned a young girl onto the KLF when she told me her well-loved cow plushie was named "Moo-moo", and I then had to explain why I asked if it was "Justified and Ancient".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This *absolutely* needs to happen @alyankovic.bsky.social h/t @itsmattrose.bsky.social
A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/thomastheplankengine by user Fluffy_Fluffle. The post text reads: "Dreamt last night that there was a new streaming service called Zee+ and all it had was a bunch of random Weird Al Yankovic movies. Everyone lost their minds about it for some fucking reason."

Below the post is a fan-made promo image featuring a blue bird icon with a flower on its head above a blue logo that reads "Zee+". Next to it is a photo of "Weird Al" Yankovic smirking, and below it reads the tagline "We have Weird Al and nothing else." Underneath the tagline is a movie poster for WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This should be enough Beatboxen to get me through... Wednesday. 🥴
A cardboard variety 6-pack box of BeatBox "Welcome to the Party Pack" alcoholic beverages sitting on a light-colored surface. The brightly colored box features bold lettering and colorful graphics, highlighting three distinct flavors: Fruit Punch (pink container on the left), Blue Razzberry (blue container in the middle), and Orange Blast (orange container on the right). Above the flavor illustrations, green and white text prominently reads "11.1% ABV".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac." - Sir Robert of Base, 1988
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meh. Give me 1960's Chrysler any day.
Interior dashboard view of a 1961 Chrysler Newport featuring an all-red color scheme, including red plush carpeting, leather bench seating, and a matching red dashboard top. The dashboard is decorated with prominent chrome instrumentation, push-button controls, a central radio unit, and a metal air conditioning unit mounted below. A large two-spoke red steering wheel with an inner metal horn ring dominates the driver's side.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In upside-down America, train pees on *you*.
A light rail car interior with purple seats, a security guard stands behind a transparent divider by the doors. The seat is covered in water that's running down onto the floor.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's really weird that Ryzen processors support MMX and MMX+, but don't support 3DNow. 🤔
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saw two guys in matching white shirts, dark pants, and red ties exiting the men's room. Looked like they were carrying bibles, and now my brain is playing back that English Beat song as "Mormons in the Bathroom".
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've heard some crazy theories on the bus, but "Elon Musk executed Chuck Schumer and replaced him with a Grok robot" seems... plausible.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An unemployed defense contractor goes for a walk in Los Angeles.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can now take @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social to battle the void! www.wowhead.com/news/how-to-...
wowhead.com
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The father, the son, and the holy spirit, and Hall & Oates
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goddammit. Optimus Prime, Dolly, and Curry? www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
cbc.ca
Peter Cullen, Canadian voice of Eeyore, Optimus Prime, dead at 85 | CBC News
Peter Cullen, the Canadian voice actor behind Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh and Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 85.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got a cherry limeade Beatbox, a big bowl of shells & cheese, and a new USCSB video to watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uoy...
youtube.com
Fatal Fog: Liquid Nitrogen Release at Foundation Food Group
YouTube video by USCSB
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I actually met a Flat-Earther in meatspace today. She absolutely couldn't fathom the tilt of a spherical Earth, and further, that the moon's orbit is also tilted. Granted, she was also tilted from the like gallon of vodka she'd drunk sometime earlier.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Marky Mark and the Funky Horde
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I still wield these powers, and have no idea how to turn them off. I scare the living shit out of people every day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx11...
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The Dark Side of Scare Acting at Halloween Horror Nights
YouTube video by For the Love of Theme Parks
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cut old jeans into pieces, they are now booty shorts.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Forget about Holst, the Voyagers can wail. 🚀 🎸 🌌
Album box set cover for "Symphonies of the Planets: NASA Voyager Recordings." The black, starry outer box features a central glowing galaxy surrounded by a circular arrangement of colorful planets and moons in space, including Saturn with vibrant pinkish-purple rings.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you're going to drink and drive, remember to bring your car.
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me: trying to explain to my coworker that flying a helicopter is like playing a pipe organ. Coworker:
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Confused Man in Blue Cap
ALT: Confused Man in Blue Cap
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Conservation of Anger Momentum @primarylupine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We miss you, @thurstonwaffles.bsky.social 😿 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvI...
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Take on Meow
YouTube video by Rapid Liquid
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