Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 18/10/2026This will do just fine. Spicy add-ins: fresh green jalapeno with seeds top note, a spoonful of sambal oelek for a tangy base note, a fuckton of Sriracha for the middle note 060 6
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 14/10/2026It's the most wonderful time of the year! The time when I can refresh my housewares v cheaply & it's even earlier bc everything goes on clearance before Halloween now. These were 41% off, came with the stand, +free shipping (& they must ship from the bay bc it was essentially overnight) Hooray 220 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 14/10/2026Added this little guy to my bare pinky nail last night. 010 1
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 13/10/2026I normally make sets before I glue them down but I just needed some nails on, so I painted a plain gold cat eye with a pink shift. As the week has gone on I've been trying out different designs & techniques. The 3d charms are ones I've been making myself with silicone molds. I'm pretty happy overall 050 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 12/10/2026Seems like a very normal guy with no massive control issues. However did he become a cop 🙃 050 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 10/10/2026I have not had Cholita Linda in a while but I got a good promo & holy shit, it's been so long since I've had a real Cuban picadillo & I can't believe they make chicharrones from chicken thighs instead of pork (I don't eat pork) so I got extra & everything was just so good & I have so much left over 170 7
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 09/10/2026Aw the lady who made shit up for reposts blocked me bc I pointed it out, bc it's more important that everyone repost the bs you made up than factual & scientific accuracy & She had 1000s of reposts she must have been checking to see if anyone was pointing out her bs in order to see & block me lol 151 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 09/10/2026Seems legit. And everyone knows I would love to be followed by the chairman of Tesla and SpaceX Elon Musk! 040 4
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 08/10/2026Like even the fucking article this person links to it says all of these claims are unverified!! 110 1
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 04/10/2026I have a Bed Jet that normally I use when it's hot but my dog had so much trouble sleeping that I took it out from under the sheet last night so she could lay in front of it and it helped a lot, so now she just keeps going over and sitting in front of it so that I'll turn it on for her 050 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 04/10/2026Mv very first attempt at making 3d nail charms with solid gel and silicone molds! Not bad (I intentionally didn't do the feet). I mixed clear solid gel with black gel polish for the color and it's so hot that it got sticky and hard to work with, but it came out pretty good still 020 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 04/10/2026This is from right next to the window in my bedroom where two fans and two cool air humidifiers have been running all day. At this point if it gets like this in the rest of my apartment I'll be happy. Measurement in the entry way earlier was 95° and 32% humidity 😵💫 051 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 03/10/2026The twink with nine lives on Latina Royale tonight: Me: Mande? Cómo??? (lolz @nedraggett.bsky.social) 231 3
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 02/10/2026I like that Google is like "we once dominated the search engine market and now we broke all of our own shit, so please please please let us know if you were actually able to find what you were actually looking for on our platform" 151 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 27/09/2026I was cleaning out the terrarium that several of the drosera that I have in my bedroom live in. They're doing amazing, so much so that this capensis clearly needs to be repotted because the roots are growing out of the bottom of the pot and it's making babies on them! 140 4
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 26/09/2026AHAHAHAHA the 1st 3 lines of my profile are: I don't fuck straight men, I am autistic, & I hate eye contact. Dudes constantly play themselves by deciding they can tell anything about a person bc they find them hot, refuse to read info handed to them, & then are mystified they don't get laid 150 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 22/09/2026And I didn't get a video of these so the effect is not quite as striking but just believe me that they were very cool 130 3
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 22/09/2026This is what I made last week that I didn't wear for very long. I was mostly just trying out different polishes and different effects both with the magnets and with layering to see what I could do-the concept is cool I just don't really like how they turned out color and structure wise 110 1
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 22/09/2026I was doing a lot of like 3D effects and rhinestones and whatnot for a while and now I'm just all in on chrome and cat eye. Here's my most recent set 120 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 22/09/2026My new "low effort" artistic outlet is making custom nail sets and apparently I now wind down from the day by swatching all the new cat eye polishes I got and doing different effects and with different base colors and whatnot. I even made room on my vanity to also have it be a nail station 160 6
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 19/09/2026This was a laundry room find and god knows that white pleather is not something that will go with my bedroom, so I gothed it up with some stretch lace and ribbon scraps. 040 4
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 19/09/2026WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN FUCKING DOING ANYMORE 3144 14
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 16/09/2026This is what was in it, each in an individual box and the funniest part is it's all nail supplies so you would think they might even be in the same part of the warehouse 150 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 13/09/2026Well given that I, without hesitation, said my baseball "walkout song" would be Release the Bats, I'm v much not surprised (except for the fact that it isn't related to my gothness. and I'm not chatty) 310 3
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 13/09/2026After the weird "butt plug that holds your keys" ad I got the other day, today I got this one. I truly love that instagram is convinced that what I want is all butt plugs, all the time 052 5
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 13/09/2026Oh I didn't even notice there's also a Chromecast lol 020 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 13/09/2026Not me scoring a free drill that is much more powerful than the cordless one I have and a free Sony 5 disc changer DVD home theater system because I took my dog out and happened to walk by the laundry room at the right time 1130 13
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 12/09/2026Everything in this description makes me want to kms. WoW is the wildest streaming platform. 010 1
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 12/09/2026The Mexico queens are so on my level lmao (she's talking about the queen she eliminated last time) 120 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 11/09/2026Man if I already wasn't completely opposed to driverless taxis on principal I would be now. I don't ever need to take a ride in fucking snitch Taxi. They're putting actual people out of work with the added bonus of being a car that is also a rent-a-cop?? 192 9
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 11/09/2026I noticed some of my lettuces & kale in my aerogardens were clearly being eaten by something but I couldn't find any pests on them. Then I saw this guy like 6 inches from my face who I didn't even notice! These are on a counter on the other side of my apartment from the outside so I'm pretty amused 021 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 10/09/2026It was worth the wait: homegrown lettuces, dressed potatoes with castelvetrano olives, basil garlic salmon, butter beans with herbes de provence, haricot verts with red wine vinegar, homemade spicy pickled radishes & watermelon rind, topped with a homemade fried sardine vinaigrette 190 9
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 09/09/2026This should be illegal N e ways time to sit in traffic in my car with no AC! 160 6
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 09/09/2026I am so fucking offended by this weather. This is from the shelf above my headboard. (I'm sure this was in direct sun at some point today but it hasn't been for several hours) 030 3
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 07/09/2026This drosera was huge in May, got aphids, I didn't notice bc burnout & by the time I did it looked dead. I gave it a new place w/super ideal conditions & 2 weeks ago a green bulbous form burst forth! The monster returned from the dead! & looks grotesquely cool as it regains its old form Life lesson? 170 7
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 05/09/2026All of the lettuce was kind of smushed into that container before but now that I have put it in a proper storage container you can see that it's quite a bit of lettuce! 070 7
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 05/09/2026My lettuce harvest, 28 days in. I've just vbeen pulling lettuce off for the last ~2.5 weeks when I want to have a salad or whatever but the plants had gotten so big that they needed a real full harvest done or they were just going to stop growing. 181 8
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 04/09/2026And if you're wondering why I hate it so much, the stupid Blue Angels take off from Oakland airport & fly to the GG Bridge during practice like twice a day all week before the shows on the weekend & I'm lucky enough to live where the red marker is (though it's loud as fuck all over the island) 020 2
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 02/09/2026This is the part that really got me: seemingly at most, people are just going to be getting $2 off of their electric bill for a year. And presumably if you move out of sdg&e's coverage area they just get to keep the money, oops I mean the "bill relief" they owe you 186 8
Marie Cerda @primalux.thedeadbird.club · 02/09/2026I really hope this causes all of those loser ass people, who are harassing a wildlife rescue & fighting against tribal rights bc the wild eagle on the webcam died, to have an existential breakdown 4100 10