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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 16h
Good for the White Sox.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 16h
*The Sisters of Mercy voice*
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 20h
Why do the Phillies exist?
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andrew Dalton
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cry eagles cry
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lord Of The Rings: Frodo at Mount Doom - It's Done
ALT: Lord Of The Rings: Frodo at Mount Doom - It's Done
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hitting a game winning field goal has to be the best feeling of all time.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I understand the ref has to keep it clean
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you ABC for the clear replay of a dude miming whizzing all over the field
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's my Friday
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the fuck is 40k even about bro
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every mid USA show not on here is better than The Whote Lotus.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Pulled over in Baltimore* "License and registration please." "Are you natural police?" "Sir please step out of the car." "This isn't very real police of you." *tazing me* "Omar's coming!"
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love the NATO bots the most of any bot. i'd love to meet with the contractor-facing apparatus of NATO and milk about 20-40k from them
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is evil in 40k. That's why one side is lead by Disturbo and Lucifist and the other side lead by Rickard the Lionheart and Robust Goodman. It's very nuanced.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I use this site less and less because I jokingly implied the algorithm would show me "my d-g dyed" posts if I tweeted about the subject and now it shows me at least one a day.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Activision is going to turn Halo into a chud game 🤬🤬🤬 with Nicki Minaj!
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time to send out my all staff email entirely written by Claude. Hope no one can tell.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LeBet365 has anyone done this yet
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dispatches from Millenialland: someone moved to a city.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
World champion of driving down 95 hungover.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's awesome this is the last year you can tell the dumb shirt you bought is AI.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Philadelphia Union you are the players of the week.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time to bring my dog out to a street fest which they definitely enjoy. I'm wrapping the leash around my wrist 8 times because they like it so much.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arsenlol
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Detroit please pull up to the next window because this one is closed.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lindsey killed himself after they showed him the dark rituals they were using on Mitch to keep him alive.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Recognized an account from some drama they had on Twitter in 2016.
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Anton Ego's Emotional Reaction to Ratatouille
ALT: Anton Ego's Emotional Reaction to Ratatouille
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers God's own bastards
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peyton Manning and Shane Gillis ad
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We Have Such Sights To Show You
ALT: We Have Such Sights To Show You
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
US Open on the smallest TV screen at this Eagles bar
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yoomid out
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The teacher was crying/every American stopped being racist for 1 day/my dog said the pledge
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Surely everyone has said everything possible about 9/11 by now. You've had 25 years.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: tell me if these 20 strings appear in my outlook sent folder Copilot: 2 of those strings appear in your sent folder. The other 20 do not. They had other words before them so I excluded them. Me: that is stupid Copilot: youre right
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gape May
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Launch Kevin De Bruyne into the sun
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Porch geese are fascist.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thing Japan but it's not talking during golf vs not talking during tennis.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Champions League Tuesday
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
UPS stands for Useless Person Service.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Surreptitiously googling "is it unwoke to enjoy Rain Man" at dinner.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A Certified Phillies Special unfolding right now.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Adult warrior cat fan.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The sadness is coming.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The nice thing about Rob Zombie is that if you ever get the urge to listen to him it goes away after 1 song.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
John Fetterman didn't visit the funeral for the quadruple amputee bomb sniffing dog.
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maryland mentioned
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primalignity @primalignity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Most self aware American.
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