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@pretzelhands.com
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🥨 Professional pretzel 🐘 PHP, .NET and JavaScript 🧑🏼‍💻 Swiss army chainsaw of problem-solving ☀️ Warm presence and hype man 🎨 Part-time con husband @ kyoti.art If you're reading this, come say hi!

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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 23/04/2025
First order of my wife's art business kyoti.art arrived at its destination today! It's amazing to see people be so excited about receiving their order. A whole different rush!
A reflective, shiny A5-sized package with lots of custom packaging decals lying on a doormatA 'My Neighbor Totoro' sticker sheet, a Totoro bookmark, a few Soot stickers and a thank you card laid out on a wooden table
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 22/04/2025
Es ist schön zu wissen, dass meine Kammerumlage zumindest an technisch kompetente Menschen geht.. 🙃
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 16/04/2025
honored to see kitsune tails among such good company! get more info about kitsune tails at kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails
kitsunegames.com
Kitsune Tails
Explore the complicated relationships between kitsune and humans in this platforming follow up to Super Bernie World.
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 04/04/2025
Just remembered my very first programming experience. NFS: Hot Pursuit 2 stored all its car models with .ini files in a cars/ folder. This INI files had things like acceleration rate and max speed defined per vehicle. You could just edit them. I won every race 😤
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 29/03/2025
Today in: video games I’m horrifically late for: Shadow of the Erdtree! Fucking FINALLY.
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Erin List @scarfront.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Found mine! Behold! 🥳 My drawings and designs, inspired by Ocarina of Time. Not sure on how old I was. 🤔 They're in two different booklets, and the item drawing style is more advanced in one of them. About 6 is my best estimate, as this would coincide with when I first got to play the game.
Photo of two raster pages with 40 small, colored drawings of items from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Photo of a raster page with various small, colored drawings of items from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. 

They're arranged in a way similar to the layout of the inventory screen in the game.

On the top is text that reads 'Inventar'.

The bow, boomerang, and grappling hook have additional upgrades next to them, meant to show magical enhancements similar to the magic arrows in the game.

There's also a simple, childlike drawing of Link in his green tunic and hat, wearing brown boots and wielding a short sword (like the Kokiri Sword) and red shield (like the Mirror Shield).

On top of that is text that reads 'Ausrüstung'.Photo of a raster page, showing a colored drawing of a map, inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It looks somewhat like a map used in one of the guidebooks for video games, using a top-down perspective. There are symbols of items showing the locations they can be found at.

In the middle it shows a body of water in blue, surrounded by a street in grey and areas of vegetation in green. A couple structures in brown for wood and red for roofs are also on the map.

In the top-left of the map is a yellow road leading away from the area. On top of it is a text that reads 'Kaiware-Straße'.Photo of a raster page showing drawings of interior level layouts, inspired by the dungeon maps from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

There are symbols for items, namely keys, a map, and a bow, showing their location.

The levels are seperated as they each show a different floor of the dungeon, with the letter 'F' and numbers from 1-4 next to them.
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 20/03/2025
Also this may be yet another failed attempt, but since I've spent a lot of time recently promoting my wife's art business (btw, go buy stickers from kyoti.art) maybe I can also be a bit more active again on socials myself.
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 20/03/2025
Anyone ever have this thing where your brain is like 3 paragraphs ahead of the words that are coming out of your mouth and then you stumble over your words like an idiot? It's been happening /a lot/ recently. 🙃
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 17/03/2025
My wife is starting an art business! 🎨 A story of how you can just do things. In November last year Jowi and I went to @ViennaComicCon on a date. We wanted to see the nerd scene of Austria in one place We also found the "Artist Alley" where people sell their arts & crafts ✨ 1/
A panoramic view of Vienna Comic Con's Artist Alley full of people
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 17/03/2025
If you want to hear more or see where the story goes, go follow my wife and buy her stickers: kyoti.art/millenialmon kyotiart.etsy.com instagram.com/kyoti_art 9/9
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 17/03/2025
My wife is starting an art business! 🎨 A story of how you can just do things. In November last year Jowi and I went to @ViennaComicCon on a date. We wanted to see the nerd scene of Austria in one place We also found the "Artist Alley" where people sell their arts & crafts ✨ 1/
A panoramic view of Vienna Comic Con's Artist Alley full of people
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 14/03/2025
I now officially disqualify for any sort of youth discount whatsoever in Austria. I'm afraid my age is finally catching up to me. Nevertheless, happy 28 to me! 🥳
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 06/02/2025
Is anyone else here an extremely inconsistent gamer when it comes to difficulty? Like I really enjoy the FromSoft catalog. I will happily bash my head against Malenia and Isshin for 100+ times if need be. (fuk u malenia 🥲) Then I play SH2:R. Combat difficulty? ✨easy🙆‍♂️ Puzzle difficulty? 👹H̸A̵R̵D̴👹
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Klemens 🦆 The Art of Fauna 🦆 @strasser.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
*Launch Day* The Art of Fauna is now available on the App Store! 🥳 It's a puzzle game based on historical animal drawings, with a strong focus on accessibility. 20% of proceeds are donated to nature conservation organisations. Download: apps.apple.com/app/apple-st... Learn more 🧵 #TheArtOfFauna
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 31/01/2025
For today's ramble: After a wild 3 months of ✨drama✨, I finally made it back to the gym on Wednesday I wasn't prepared for the DOMS that would hit my lower back afterwards. Absolutely debilitating I'm fine now, but it's very humbling seeing a bunch of kids run past you while you can barely move 😁
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 31/01/2025
Woah, suddenly I'm at 600 followers here! No idea how, when and why, but hello to you all! I hope you enjoy my eclectic mix of every day rambles, occasional code talk and trying to do better every day!
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Anton Klinger @accidentlyanton.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Blockfusion is a mobile game you could play right now (on Android) which doesn't have any microtransactions nor intrusive ads. accidentlyawesome.itch.io/blockfusion
accidentlyawesome.itch.io
Blockfusion by Accidently Awesome
Fuse blocks with each other, how far can you get?
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Game Dev Graz @gamedevgraz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Final day of #GGJ25, let's gooo!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 21/01/2025
Wow, between local politics, global politics, personal tragedy and being in the middle of moving this January has certainly been.. a lot. I'd like off of Mr Bones wild ride now, please!
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Johanna Pirker @joeyprink.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I started a new youtube series where I discuss research/science and game dev strategies about specific games now @pathofexile I hope you enjoy the episode & I’d love to hear your thoughts on this format. every like/share helps :) youtu.be/poBvZI6Qh5A... #gamedev #indiedev #pathofexile #poe #poe2
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Path of Exile as Science – What Makes This ARPG So Successful?
Why is Path of Exile so successful and captivating? In this video, we dive into scientific studies and research papers about the game to analyze the key success factors of this action RPG. 🎮 We'll discuss the following aspects: Novelty as a motivational factor: How do randomly generated levels an
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Mike Sux 🍁 @distraction.engineer · 16/01/2025
The #LDJam and #GameDev community are the best. 💜 I had only started making my announcement that I was stepping away to "make money to pay scary bills", before the community stepped up to say "nah". 💜 ldjam.com/events/ludum... I'm not ready to say LD2025 is uncancelled, but things are optimistic.
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Game Dev Graz @gamedevgraz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Wanna participate in this year's Button Festival and give the SAGA award a shot? Then get registered here! buttonfestival.at Indie Area Registration: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... SAGA 2025 Registration: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
buttonfestival.at
buttonfestival
Das button Festival of Gaming Culture läd auch 2024 wieder ein in größte Gaming Wohnzimmer der Steiermark!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 16/01/2025
Na, bitte, gehts weg. I mag nimma wählen. Gusch.
[EN]: An invite for me to vote in the elections of my local chapter of the chamber of commerce. But since the last two elections in the previous months went really against my wishes, I'd rather not vote in this one anymore.
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 16/01/2025
I specifically bought the disc-based version of my PS5, because I prefer to have local copies of my games around that I can touch. Why do they all still require numerous gigabytes of downloads!? Why have we given up on discs as storage medium? Let me have my game on shiny round things!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 16/01/2025
Oh no! @ludumdare.com won't be running in 2025 due to issues that it's organizer, the amazing @distraction.engineer, is facing LD is a huge, important part of the gamedev scene and it's what first inspired me to be a programmer If you have the cash, please support him: www.patreon.com/mikekasprzak
patreon.com
Get more from Mike Kasprzak on Patreon
creating Ludum Dare, videos, and more
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 16/01/2025
More cute feel-good content for today: I digitally preserved the love notes my wife wrote for me 9 years ago before she flew back home to the Philippines. I've carefully kept them stored physically until now, but if anything should happen to them I would be devastated. Not anymore!
A pile of notes, most of them folded as paper planesA single paper note being held in hand, showing a close up of the paper plane shapeA little note reading:

"I love all your quirks including your weird ones *ahem* chewing sounds *ahem*

I love you Bubu!

4 Sept 2016"
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 16/01/2025
My wife snapped a spontaneous picture while we were clearing out parts of our bedroom yesterday. I think we're done with family pictures now. This is it. It doesn't get better. 🤭
A picture of a mirror. In the reflection you can see from back to front: Me, kneeling behind my wife in a green jacket and beige pants. My wife, sitting on the floor cross-legged wearing a white t-shirt and blue pyjama pants. On my wife's lap is our pug, comfortable resting and looking at the mirror slightly confused
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 15/01/2025
Welcome back to questionable cuisine with Richard! Did you know that you can take your favorite Nesquik milk mix (Strawberry 'quik, Banana 'quik) and mix it into plain yogurt? 2-3 spoons per one cup of plain yogurt will give you instant flavored yogurt!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 14/01/2025
So we will be moving to a new apartment soon. I'm terribly excited at the prospect of having a garden and a bath tub. However, I cannot overstate how much I hate the actual process of moving. Oh my god. 😫
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 09/01/2025
One of my absolute favorite things about doing business in Austria is that sometimes people here try to put on their best, most formal German. And then they accidentally slip and a few little Austriacisms come through. Somehow it humanizes the interaction. 😁
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Game Dev Graz @gamedevgraz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hear, hear! In our long and proud tradition we are an official jam site for the Global Game Jam again! Starting point 24.1 - 26.1 Friday 17 - 23 Saturday 8 - 22 Sunday 8 - 20 Get ready to jam and get registered here! globalgamejam.org/jam-sites/20...
A poster advertising the Global Game Jam site in Graz. The background shows the Clock Tower Graz in the style of a castle out of a fairy tale.
The text reads: January 24-26 
Free entry, food & drinks! 
TU Graz, Inffeldgasse 13, HS i8 & i9
8010 Graz
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Pauline P. Narvas @pawlean.com · 08/01/2025
If you're looking to hire for or get hired for your @vercel.com expertise, our hiring discussions are so back in our community 🫡 Hire Me → vercel.community/t/hire-me-ja... Who's Hiring? → vercel.community/t/whos-hirin... Reposts appreciated. Let's help get folks hired! 🫶 @vercel.community
Hiring discussions in @vercel.community
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 02/01/2025
Over the past decade I’ve learned to either appreciate, adore or simply accept many things about the Philippines. The only available shower temperature at my in-laws house being a flat 20C, however, is something I will never accept. 😆
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 01/01/2025
One of my favorite little things about social media is when I suddenly get a notification from someone followed by 5-6 more in a batch. I’m always happy someone’s enjoying my feed 🙆‍♂️
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year from Manila! 🎉
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 24/12/2024
🎄 Merry Christmas from the Philippines!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 24/12/2024
🎄 Merry Christmas from the Philippines!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 20/12/2024
Hopping onto a 18h flight to the 🇵🇭 Philippines, so here's one of my favorite productivity tips: Did you know you can just bring docs with you offline? It's one command: wget --recursive --level=1 --no-parent --convert-links --page-requisites --html-extension --domains=laravel.com laravel.com/docs
A screenshot of a bash command with a comment saying:

# Save all of the Laravel docs locally in a folder called laravel.com

wget --recursive --level=1 --no-parent --convert-links --page-requisites --html-extension --domains=laravel.com https://laravel.com/docs
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 20/12/2024
Are you even really an adult unless 1/3 of your tupperware is on constant loan somewhere in your friend circle? There's a never-ending flow of giving some food to friends, getting food back, and passing it all around in tupperware that we technically own but that never stays at home more than 24h 🤭
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 19/12/2024
Hey, Laravel friends! I'm stumped by an error. In my test if I update a user and then check that the name is correctly displayed, the test works fine. (right image) But if I first check if the old name is displayed, then update the user and then check the name again, the test fails (left image)
Non-working codeWorking code
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 18/12/2024
There's something very pleasing about working within a Laravel project. The choices made by the library authors guide you towards building elegant code of your own In this case I'm very pleased in being able to hook into tenant functionality with two tiny functions in beforeEach() and afterEach()
A piece of test code that reads as follows:

beforeEach(fn() => useTenant());
afterEach(fn() => disableTenant());

test('it shows all clients on overview page', function () {

    $this->actingAs($this->consultant);

    $response = $this->get(tenant_route('clients.index'));

    $response->assertStatus(200);
    $response->assertSeeInOrder(
        $this->clients
            ->pluck('name')
            ->all()
    );
});
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Mario Zechner @mariozechner.at · 16/12/2024
I've built a new bot. Bechdel Test Bot. Mention it with the title of a movie and it will fetch the movie script, apply the Bechdel Test to every scene, and reply with the analysis result. English only. See my next reply for an example. cc @gruenwald.bsky.social
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 14/12/2024
Today we baked a metric fuckton of Christmas cookies. Every year I tell myself we’ll make less. Not that this amount ever survives, mind you. So I’ll spend the next 12 days in a sugar coma! 😄
a piece of parchment paper with approximately 50 Vanillekipferl lined up on itA baking tray with 28 pieces of gingerbread on it. One has already been taken off the sheet A top-down shot of a cookie box with lots of tiny little cookies in various Christmas shapes in it.

One can see trees, stars, moons and little cookie peopleA baking tray full of base cookies lined up next to a lot of cookies with cut out shapes intended to go on the base cookies
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 13/12/2024
Another day, another cooking adventure! Today we have 🇨🇳 yuxiang rousi! The third bucket list item on my recent obsessive excursion into Sichuan cuisine! Like all Chinese recipes it’s chopping until your fingers bleed, but once you’re done it goes quickly! Big yum!
A view into a pot containing a brown stew of pork, morels, carrots and scallion
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 13/12/2024
In case you haven't heard of it, text-wrap: balance is a thing, and my god does it make text more bearable to look at! Feel free to apply where sensible! developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
A screenshot showing a customer creation form with an unbalanced text explanationA screenshot showing a customer selection form with a balanced text explanation
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 13/12/2024
To paraphrase my favorite motto: You can also just /not/ do things!
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 10/12/2024
Today’s cooking adventure! A new recipe I’ve learned: 🇹🇭 Pad Kra Pao Comes together shockingly quickly and is incredibly delicious!
A portion of rice on the left, with some Pad Kra Pao on the right and rounded out by an over-easy egg
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Rik Schennink @rikschennink.com · 10/12/2024
Coded a tiny `<birthdate-input>` custom element so we can stop using date pickers for birthdates. pqina.nl/blog/buildin...
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 10/12/2024
I only recently learned that on macOS using the little Preview app you can actually sign your PDFs on your iPhone. I may never print a document again.
A macOS popup showing pre-saved signatures in the Preview app. There are 3 signatures. 2 of them are blacked out, the top one says "Pretzel"
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Richard @pretzelhands.com · 09/12/2024
Fun fact: You know how much the DACH area loves bureaucracy? The show "The Secret World of Santa Claus" here is called "Weihnachtsmann & CoKG" which translates to "Santa LLC & LP" Even Santa has to create a very specific corporate structure to properly do business. Make of that what you will!
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