Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My AWP funding came through, so I'll be in Chicago...hoping to do some off-sites! Hit me up if you want me...I promise to bring the funny! 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026cheers to @lastsyllablelit.bsky.social for nominating my story "Canis Ex Machina" for Best of the Net! Check-check it: lastsyllablelit.com/canis-ex-mac...lastsyllablelit.comCanis Ex Machina | Last Syllable Literary Journal 021
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's Wednesday! Here's a sweet lil' story I wrote about a dog and a camera that now lives over at @100wordstory.bsky.social 100wordstory.org/this-dog-wor...100wordstory.orgThis Dog Wore a Camera That Took Photos When Its Heart Raced With Excitement - 100WordsJess BowersEverything else that dog’s heart shot is a poem about itself. 012
Reposted by Jess BowersAdam al-Sirgany @adamalsirgany.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Somewhere in the wings @prettyminotaur.bsky.social is fist pumping at this obvious victory… 102
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“We are reliably informed … that Descartes owned a little dog – Monsieur Grat – upon whom he lavished much affection, and who used to accompany him on his walks.” 010
Reposted by Jess BowersBailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026really having a hard time getting my mind around the fact that a major shift in geopolitical opinion is happening as a result of the white rapper who was gonna open for the guy who makes the background music at Target 48216
Reposted by Jess BowersSFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026From moments in pop culture, to their role in American history, discover the impact horses have made in @prettyminotaur.bsky.social's #shortstory collection, HORSE SHOW! Snag a copy of HORSE SHOW right here: buff.ly/YUYLXO2 131
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ms. rachel refusing to get off ed sheeran's neck actually was on my 2026 bingo card 010
Reposted by Jess BowersLit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How observation deepened the relationship between Anna Heyward and her dog. buff.ly/aMcrwAMlithub.comHow I Learned to Love My Dog By Observing His BehaviorIt was Sunday, a week since Freddie had arrived. He and I had just gone for a walk in the park near my apartment, our second of the day. In the park, old people sat around tables playing mahjong, a… 051
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mogwai's EP+2 never fails to get me going. I think it's an autohypnotic suggestion at this point. 120
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Jonathan Swift v. AI — The Dial www.thedial.world/articles/new...thedial.worldJonathan Swift v. AI — The DialThree hundred years ago, the satirist warned of a world in which reading and writing are replaced by the flashy simulation of human knowledge. Can he help us fix it? 020
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026FYI, destabilizing our national food supply and dismantling the USDA was outlined in Project 2025. I have never been angrier at a group of people who didn't do the reading. 010
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This new trend where scammers send AI emails pretending to be interviewers from LARB or editors from small presses while using suspicious email addresses like partyboy69@hotmail makes me really sad, as someone with an overactive bullshit detector. It's hard enough out there for writers, geez. 010
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026THANK YOU to everyone who came out to see me and Janelle Bassett at The Novel Neighbor last night! Our hearts are so full! 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sometimes I'm sad that teaching college isn't more like being in a charli xcx video. 010
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026St. Louis! This week @novelneighbor.bsky.social with @janellebassett.bsky.social ! Be there! 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026hilariously, that's also what he says when I do this 010
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026sometimes I lock eyes with my spouse and start singing "juuuust yooooou....and I...." 110
Reposted by Jess BowersSFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Don't forget to register for @prettyminotaur.bsky.social's event at The Novel Neighbor in St. Louis, MO on August 27th at 6:30pm CDT with @janellebassett.bsky.social - author of THANKS FOR THIS RIOT! Click here to register ASAP: buff.ly/hE5YrI6 002
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of our cats is named Susannah. This means that she must tolerate having "Sussudio" sung at her more often than most felines would prefer. 020
Reposted by Jess BowersJess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 27/07/2026ST. LOUIS! THANKS FOR THIS RIOT! HORSE SHOW! 032
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Trying to figure out why my left arm aches, then remembered having to stop Teddy from bolting on the lunge twice Tuesday and decided to accept that yes, yanking a 1,200 lb animal's body back toward mine probably did something to my shoulder. 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I always stop dead and ask them how their day's going 110
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The tomatillos weren't setting fruit for the longest time. Then they all did it at once. 000
Reposted by Jess BowersMatthew Beswick (they/them) @mbeswick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Storm with garden set. Comes with authentic Storm dialogue like: 'I summon a gentle breeze to pollinate these flowers!' 'These weeds shall not survive the mistress of the elements!' 'Nature is at my command. Bring forth a rain shower to quench my garden's thirst!' 3595
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I am sad to report that the Squash Vine Borers have won this year's war. Next year I'm only planting Tromboncino. 000
Reposted by Jess BowersSFWP @sfwp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It's time to go to the HORSE SHOW! From now through July 31st, you can get 25% off HORSE SHOW by @prettyminotaur.bsky.social when you enter code SUMMERREADS at checkout when you shop directly from our Square store! buff.ly/M2joCGp @susanschulman.bsky.social 132
Reposted by Jess Bowersdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally 170601042
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If HORSE SHOW were a show, it’d attract odd sponsors. Brylcreem. Studebaker. Love’s Baby Soft. Some bleary-eyed viewers would wonder how and why defunct companies were buying airtime, then dismiss it as a stoned hallucination. monkeybicycle.net/if-my-book-h...monkeybicycle.netIF MY BOOK: Horse Show, Jess Bowers | 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If HORSE SHOW were a horse, it would be the exact color your dream horse was, back when you were a kid with sticky Flav-Or-Ice hands and deeply felt opinions about stuff like “dream horses.” You’ve probably got a good name picked out already if you can remember. monkeybicycle.net/if-my-book-h...monkeybicycle.netIF MY BOOK: Horse Show, Jess Bowers | 000
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As a person who does a lot of research online, I am irritated that Google now requires me to completely alter how I've used it for over a decade in order to avoid AI bullshit. 020
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh, please do--she's dynamite! All I know right now is we'll be reading 8/26 at The Novel Neighbor. Still waiting on a time! 010
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026lil' flash acceptance and a reading in STL next month with the redoubtable Janelle Bassett...deets as I get 'em! 110
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#1 summer jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6oq...youtube.comCharli XCX - anthems [Official Audio]YouTube video by Charli xcx 000
Reposted by Jess BowersSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 845222213628
Reposted by Jess BowersGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The second MORTAL KOMBAT movie killing the core cast of the first one is extremely funny. 121005
Jess Bowers @prettyminotaur.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It's time to listen to the Velvet Goldmine soundtrack like it's 1998 and you're in high school again 000