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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Haven't been here in a while. Bet you didn't even miss me. I'm used to it. 🤷‍♀️
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
When you have a convo with someone, whether face to face or thru text, the goal is to pay attention to what the other person is saying before replying.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I love my dr's notes "Patient is well nourished." In other words, this bitch misses no meals. Well except for breakfast, I usually skip that one.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A good friend doesn't make you feel stupid when you share weird shit, they ask for more info on the weird shit.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Come back to bluesky, lose followers. 🤷‍♀️
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The people who say "Oh i would never do that" and then do that.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Apparently I have a turkey neck now, so if you hear me 'gobble gobble' mind your business.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The urge to pee gets greater with every step closer you are to the bathroom. Will you make it or will your bladder let you down? The race is on.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
They won't mask to help people, but they will mask to hurt people.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm awake, the US is still shit, but at least my coffee is good. Morning, Afternoon & Evening to ya.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This admin is stealing my whimsy & I do not like it. GIVE ME BACK MY WHIMSY DAMN IT!
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We are but a blip in this universe, and instead of trying to find all the ways to enjoy it, we spend our time at war, killing, starving, hoarding for some to have more while others suffer & clamber for crumbs. Are we really an intelligent species? I feel like we're doing this all wrong.
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This is what the Night Sky on Mars looks like. 150 million miles away from us.
TikTok video by NASA Curiosity
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I have an air horn ready to celebrate, just waiting for the yam to expire.
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grim reaper is sitting at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can
ALT: grim reaper is sitting at a table smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
youtu.be/sC-J0j5D690?... @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social
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Data Corrupter
YouTube video by Slow Draw
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
@slowdrawmusic.bsky.social Happening now youtu.be/X7-4TMJOKQw?...
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Inventing Scapegoats
YouTube video by Slow Draw
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Be safe & be aware today.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Sometimes taking a deep breath helps. Other times it leaves you in a coughing fit.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
When you're in government, your job is NOT to control the people, it's to work FOR & WITH the people - the people who pay your salary When you have a government actively attacking it's own citizens & allies, you no longer have a government working for all of us, you have a government controlling us
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Since the last update, the EA app opens when I start up the computer. It is not on the 'start up' menu and the app itself isn't set up to open when the computer starts. HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP? AHHHHH
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Apparently I missed some things when I logged of. 👀 ☕
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hey! You're awesome, I hope you know that.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Keeping to myself so I don't bother you.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Look at this sunflower I grew. LOOK AT IT
Deep red maroon sunflower
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
A bug just bounced off my pupil. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wanna know all the stupid stuff going on in your life. Fill me in...
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a cup of tea is being poured into a saucer with flowers on it
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/05/2025
Emil Nolde’s Crescent Moon Above The Sea, 1945
etherial painting of the moon over a sea
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Probably. I don't know.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If you don't like me you better tell me now, otherwise you'll never get rid of me.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
People will hate you for little things, like existing.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I don't know. It's probably me. 🤷‍♀️
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A mashup of the Pixies & Ween in my head: Is she weird is she white is she promised to the night I can't put my finger on it.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm awake, but the nightmare continues.
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slowdrawmusic.bsky.social @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Now streaming!
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Paradise of Fools
YouTube video by Slow Draw
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I love when you're unintentionally following someone turn for turn on your drive & then they also notice you following them but don't know it's unintentional & start speeding up to lose you. I get it completely, but it's still humorous.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I got blocked by 42 amazing people probably because I'm too awesome.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ahhh power outage
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
If you see this, post a blue character
Drawing of Super Grover
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slowdrawmusic.bsky.social @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I wonder sometimes if Tigra and Bunny still like the boom.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
25 yrs ago, shortly after I got married, a family member was giving us some advice. The advice? "Dont use toothpaste to try to prevent pregnancy! It doesn't work & burns like hell!" So, a little advice for you too: Toothpaste is for teeth & not a spermicide.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I just plucked my first chin hair. Does this mean I'm magical now?
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Sitting on the sideline holding grudges pauses your life, not theirs.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
At home, in Tx, and woke up with a massive headache. I didn't have a headache the entire week we were outta state. Weird.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Back home in the heat & humidity, severe storm lurking & road rage all around. Ahhhh Texas.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
About 5 hrs and we'll be back home in Tx. Kansas City & Minneapolis were fun, but I'm happy we'll be in our bed tonight.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Today's adventure: Paisley Park. w/ @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
25 yrs today! @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Some people like to make things difficult for themselves when there's an easier route & then bitch about how hard things are.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm gonna be pissed if the dumb asshole prevents us from seeing The Cure.
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Pretty_Bland 🦩 @prettybland.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Stayed in Kansas City MO for the night. First time visiting/passing through. So far every one we have come in contact with has been SUPER nice! Such a nice change from DFW. Now to Minnesota! But first we stop to see the giant shuttlecocks.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
House of 1,000 Corpses movie poster, with the word Cats crossed out over Corpses and a photo of a cat.
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