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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thank you! It’s amazing to think I started at this and got where I am!

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

These are some of my featured works! www.pictorem.com/gallery/The....

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My new art gallery is available now! www.pictorem.com/gallery/The....

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Seeing faces in the cars that pass by, that were made by people who specifically made them with faces in mind. #peoplethings

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I’m trying to take a break from social media while I work on some stuff. If anyone wants to check out my work in the meantime: linktr.ee/pretentioueg...

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

The “Drag You To Hell” Queen and her undead Pride Army

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

My two metrics for knowing I’m decent at guitar: 1. My in laws let me play at family events. 2. My dog falls asleep when I play.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Wait… could you imagine if Trump genuinely just didn’t know? Like gave him the reigns and in some sort of gluttonous stupor, the words “Elon. Money. Good.” foggily appeared among the smoke and ether of his declining mental state, and he just groggily gestures to an aid and goes, “Yeah… this guy.”

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Bird Watching really creeps up on you. Spotted an Osprey a while back. Hear the video.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I went through a phase of watching this one channel of a dude who forged swords and daggers out of scrap metal.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I’ve heard he began studying up immediately afterwards because he hated how bad he failed.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

There’s a full bird exhibit at our local museum and me and my two year old go there basically every Friday. I have so many birds memorized now that I think I could go toe to toe with Brennan Lee Mulligan at this point.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Made these awhile back. Feel free to share other places. I’m just avoiding Facebook as best as I can.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Anyone wondering if her stumbling is because she’s terrified of facing the consequences of criticizing the current administration on air?

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Brontosaurus vs Apatosaurus is a long standing historical fight I wasn’t expecting to dive into.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

My wife has that. She didn’t realize her level of aversion to it wasn’t normal until very recently. Was not fun when the whole house, toddler included, got food poisoning.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Hoped for enough red lights to listen to Sine On You Crazy Diamond (Pulse Version) in full before arriving at the drive thru. Mission accomplished.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Do I trust Carney to have all my interests in mind? Mate I don’t even trust my farts. But Carney is just an untrustworthy fart. Polievre has always been a shit.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

This has been touted as a real vibe for many these days:

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Ever feel like the day is just… Dragon on? Like you can’t see through all the… Smaug? Want some excitement but everything is just a huge Ere-bore? … If you wanna stop me from making puns, it’ll take an army. Scratch that. Five Armies.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Been working more on The Devil In My Heart, redoing the earlier drafts. It’s been a process but hopefully I’ll finish it in 2026.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

A Day At The Beach Starring my toddler’s favourite animals!

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Finding meaning in the face of a meaningless existence is an act of rebellion. Joy in the face of oppression is also an act of rebellion. Both are absurd, yet both are equally heroic. So go out and be heroic!

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Now to be fair, I’ve been fighting some horrible viral infection since Thursday night, so I’m not exactly at peak health to be handling this anyway, but I’ve been sick and overwhelmed before. This feels like a wand of anger is shot at me every app I open.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I didn’t think I would get this run down by social media so quickly in the new term but fucking hell. I’m a glutton for the horrors of humanity but I feel like my heart is in my throat every time I scroll anywhere.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Unsubtle and conspicuous. Anyone denying it is a liar or and idiot.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Coco isn’t unrealistic because of walking and talking skeletons. It’s unrealistic because it shows a 12 year old boy playing bar chords flawlessly.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I lividly hated my mandatory music class in Middle School because the largest aspect was keyboard and I did not have the patience to learn an instrument while unsupervised. I did great when it was music trivia, but then they switched it and I dropped down in grading.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I did the skull then decided to add the skeleton after. Bit disproportionate but that’s okay.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

It’s kind of blowing my mind that I’ve been on FB for almost two decades, so I’m trying to forgive myself for feeling latched onto it. But it’s clearly going to become an even worse place over the next couple of years.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

It is really difficult to pick up and replace a new habit, especially when you’re neurodivergent, and switching from FB to a Bluesky is annoyingly difficult for me, but it looks like, given the way the wind is blowing, gonna have to suck it up.

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I made a song www.patreon.com/posts/fallin...

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The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Never played sadly but given the game’s infamy I will absolutely take that as a compliment!

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