The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026These are some of my featured works! www.pictorem.com/gallery/The.... 010
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My new art gallery is available now! www.pictorem.com/gallery/The.... 111
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I’m trying to take a break from social media while I work on some stuff. If anyone wants to check out my work in the meantime: linktr.ee/pretentioueg... 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The “Drag You To Hell” Queen and her undead Pride Army 050
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 18/06/2025My two metrics for knowing I’m decent at guitar: 1. My in laws let me play at family events. 2. My dog falls asleep when I play. 020
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Bird Watching really creeps up on you. Spotted an Osprey a while back. Hear the video. 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Made these awhile back. Feel free to share other places. I’m just avoiding Facebook as best as I can. 041
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Brontosaurus vs Apatosaurus is a long standing historical fight I wasn’t expecting to dive into. 040
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Hoped for enough red lights to listen to Sine On You Crazy Diamond (Pulse Version) in full before arriving at the drive thru. Mission accomplished. 040
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Do I trust Carney to have all my interests in mind? Mate I don’t even trust my farts. But Carney is just an untrustworthy fart. Polievre has always been a shit. 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 22/03/2025This has been touted as a real vibe for many these days: 011
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Ever feel like the day is just… Dragon on? Like you can’t see through all the… Smaug? Want some excitement but everything is just a huge Ere-bore? … If you wanna stop me from making puns, it’ll take an army. Scratch that. Five Armies. 040
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The journey of my skull drawing progress! 0110
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Been working more on The Devil In My Heart, redoing the earlier drafts. It’s been a process but hopefully I’ll finish it in 2026. 060
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025A Day At The Beach Starring my toddler’s favourite animals! 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Finding meaning in the face of a meaningless existence is an act of rebellion. Joy in the face of oppression is also an act of rebellion. Both are absurd, yet both are equally heroic. So go out and be heroic! 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I didn’t think I would get this run down by social media so quickly in the new term but fucking hell. I’m a glutton for the horrors of humanity but I feel like my heart is in my throat every time I scroll anywhere. 170
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Unsubtle and conspicuous. Anyone denying it is a liar or and idiot. 081
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Coco isn’t unrealistic because of walking and talking skeletons. It’s unrealistic because it shows a 12 year old boy playing bar chords flawlessly. 020
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I did the skull then decided to add the skeleton after. Bit disproportionate but that’s okay. 070
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Uploading all my stuff on here too. 020
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It is really difficult to pick up and replace a new habit, especially when you’re neurodivergent, and switching from FB to a Bluesky is annoyingly difficult for me, but it looks like, given the way the wind is blowing, gonna have to suck it up. 481
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I made a song www.patreon.com/posts/fallin... 010
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Another “Holly” based skull picture, but one much more in tune with my personal style. Hope you enjoy it and remember that I love you and I’m proud of you! — TPG 160
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 24/12/2024As requested! A skull covered in holly, with a slice of fruitcake nearby. I will likely make a more macabre version later, but here it is for now! Hope you enjoy it! … To you and everyone else, a quick reminder that I love you and I’m proud of you! — TPG 050
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Donny T has a smell that seems to cling to him. A Musk if you will. Like the rodent, I imagine it’s because the scent has been used to mark ownership. 062
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024This time last year I made my first Dead Bard picture. This is one year of levelling up my drawing. … As always, I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG 020
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I posted this on Facebook too. I really gotta get more consistent with posting on here. 0120
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Had to work in-office today so I’m doing my art the old fashioned way. My Bard Doodle has some perspective/size issues, but my solo skull on a table looks pretty good! … Hope you’re all enjoying your time and as always, I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG 070
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 09/12/2024A short little photo album of The recently deposed Eye Doctor from when he starred in The Dictator’s Guide To Destroying Democracy. 050
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The “Drag You To Hell” Queen cutting through the blinding snow. 050
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This Bard looked a little chilly being naked and all, so I gave him some clothes. I’m trying to make an animation so I’m working on the style of what it’ll look like. I hope you enjoy it and as always a quick reminder that I love you and I’m proud of you. — TPG 030
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The late 70s did some shit to bears. 010
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Big fluffy snow! How wonderful. (First big snowfall of the year. Why is it two months late. Oh God. It’s the planet warming. Fuck.” 040
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Prince John’s voice actor, Peter Ustinov deserves so much recognition for his performance in the last moments of the movie. Him yelling while pinned to the jail door while Rhinos ram him through the wall is fucking hysterical. 140
Reposted by The Pretentious GentlemanDitchTheFokkedUpTreasonQAnonCaucus @azalaksh.bsky.social · 30/11/2024A little clarity on that so-called "mandate" ... 011
The Pretentious Gentleman @pretentiousgent.bsky.social · 28/11/2024An old skull I made that creeps me out. 010