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Matthew Green

@pressthebuttons.bsky.social
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Owner of PressTheButtons.com and co-host of the Power Button podcast, writing about video games online since 2004

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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! youtu.be/c2ipkWLV0V8?...
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Family Guy - Peter's Bookshelf
YouTube video by Funniest Cartoon Moments
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It takes up to 20 weeks for the tumor to totally die now.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I finished my radiation regime today! Still two more weeks of pain and side effects to come though. It lingers.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
My wife added to our Mushroom Kingdom landscaping. Here come the Bob-ombs! And they light up at night!
Super Mario landscaping Bob-ombs are here!The fuses light up.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Never heard of Gigglesnort Hotel? Here’s an episode. youtu.be/si4kjJDkQNU?...
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Gigglesnort Hotel - The Shusher
YouTube video by Paul Novak
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Princess Peach's Regrettable Cake Comes To Life www.pressthebuttons.com/2024/03/prin... You know that terrible cake that Princess Peach tells Mario not to come to the castle for? My wife made it for real.
Super Mario 64 screenshot - Dear Mario: Please come to the castle.  I've baked a cake for you.  Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool.  Peach.Dear Mario: Do NOT come to the castle.  I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up.  Peach.My wife's incredible terrible Princess Peach cake.  Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
More fun from my wedding day. I’ve had these Mario and Luigi pins since I was 7 years old. I gave Luigi to my best man, Blake, to wear for the day. Also note the secret pattern in my tie.
MarioLuigi
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Or a Gertrude. They were apes on my favorite childhood puppet show.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Orange, too!
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
We’ve named our kitten! After trying a half dozen names, it seems GusGus sticks. It’s a Cinderella reference for my wife but a Gigglesnort Hotel reference to me.
Small orange kitten GusGus lounging.GusGus on fur.GusGus on the bed.GusGus’s glamour shot.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
My wife added to our Mushroom Kingdom landscaping. Here come the Bob-ombs! And they light up at night!
Super Mario landscaping Bob-ombs are here!The fuses light up.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Oh, alright… few more!
Sign postLoot crate for gifts Loot case for programsWedding rings
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Oh, that was just the start! She built the vault symbol arch, too.
Borderlands wedding arch
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Four years ago today my wife and I were married. It was an amazing day that I revisit often in my mind.
Borderlands wedding cake
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I am so sorry to hear this.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I’m so sorry I’m not up for the usual Halloween fun at PTB this year. Go play a Castlevania; that’ll capture the spirit.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I will not invent the next torment nexus.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I had a dream about a new way for advertisers to force ads on our devices and feel like I need to burn the dream to keep it from coming true.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Today our new little kitten is three months old! He’s celebrating by getting his shots. Sorry, buddy! We’ll do better next month.
Kitten being cuteDapper kittenGlamorous kittenStanding kitten
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The kitten is doing his part!
New kitten poses
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Cancer update: tumor is still dying and prognosis is looking good. Just one more week of radiation to go. I’m still working on mobility issues since I spend most of my time in bed.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Cancer update: tumor is still dying and prognosis is looking good. Just one more week of radiation to go. I’m still working on mobility issues since I spend most of my time in bed.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
How about meatghetti and spagballs?
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American Dad: Meat-Ghetti and Spag-Balls (Clip) | TBS
YouTube video by TBS
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Our little boy continues to explore. He loves boxes.
Kitten in a box
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Happy sixth birthday to Tiny Tina! Our family wouldn’t be the same without her.
Tiny Tina yawnsTiny Tina lost in thoughtTiny Tina shows off her toybox.Another big yawn from Tiny Tina
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Our little boy continues to explore. He loves boxes.
Kitten in a box
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Happy sixth birthday to Tiny Tina! Our family wouldn’t be the same without her.
Tiny Tina yawnsTiny Tina lost in thoughtTiny Tina shows off her toybox.Another big yawn from Tiny Tina
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Just what a bot would say!
media.tenor.com
a man in a police uniform is smiling and says meep morp zeet
Alt: a man in a police uniform is smiling and says meep morp zeet
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
VINCENT PRICE'S
Egg Magic
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
We did ok, thankfully.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
It’s the 5200’s last known photo.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Looks like minimal damage at the house. Front door leaked which is not uncommon.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
As if dealing with cancer and my fall isn’t enough, Hurricane Milton is here! This is all too much.
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Billy Joel - Storm Front (Audio)
YouTube video by billyjoelVEVO
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I’m home from the hospital (again). Even better news is my friend and podcast pal Blake is on his way to visit!
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
We just got a new kitten too! 2 months old. Name TBD.
Kitten at work.Kitten cuddled up.Kitten checking out equipment.Kitten looks you over.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
As always, I want go to home. Endless health problems are a dark pit.
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a silhouette of a person in a tunnel looking up
Alt: Dark Knight Rises pit
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I had to go for my third kidney surgery in two months today. So far it’s successful!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
In Yoshi's Island, if the "Kamek saying 'OH, MY!!!'" object is inserted anywhere in a level that is not a boss battle, Baby Mario will explode. This will count as completing the level.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Oh my GOD
A screenshot of Zelda dressed as a cat, which lets her talk to cats. This one is saying, "You looking at me? Just say whatever you wanna say."
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
The sequel is better: Urban Fervor.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
“Horse Pepsi OK?” “Neigh!”
ILL HAVE THE
CHOLESTEROL-FRÈE OMELET WITH HORSE BEATERS. - AND YOU, SIR? HOW CAN I HORSE YOU? - I'LL HAVE A HORSE COKE.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Nope! Not leaving today after all thanks to a new complication.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
It’s on RiffTrax too!
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I think we are close to naming the new kitten soon.
Little guy waiting for his name.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
You never sausage a level!
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I should go home from the hospital (again) tomorrow.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
The kitten went to the workshop again today!
Kitten is checking things out.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Back in the hospital again, this time for massive blood loss through the dying tumor.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Little kitten practicing his scratching.
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Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Terrible as I feel lately, our new little kitten brings such joy.
Kitten waves hello.Kitten taking it all in.Kitten learning about the camera.Kitten is sleepy.
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