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Old on the internet. Fangirl. She/her. Anti-racist. Trans rights are human rights.

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm having a 24 hr flash sale on my upcoming zoom w’shops: *20% OFF*bird illustration & mental health w’shop this Sat AND botanical illustration w’shop 7Nov: Learn to draw plants/birds &how creative activity is like taking 3 different meds for mental health: workshops.emmamitchell.uk/collections?...
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being friends with me is in many ways like being friends with a cat. One of those ways is sometimes I bring you (a picture of) an insect to cheer you up
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dang, cats really like you when you’re eating a tuna sandwich
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cruelest Human in the World REFUSES to Let Sweet Little Innocent Umie Umlaut Eat Delicious Plastic Bag!!!
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Set up a treats scavenger hunt for the kittens’ first birthday & it is extremely cute & funny
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was very brave & folded & put away my laundry before bed even though I super didn’t want to
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I WAS ready to leave my house for Wednesday Frednesday but then I realized I was wearing my INSIDE shoes OUTSIDE 😱
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s weirdly super gratifying to see how much my cats missed me after being gone for 10 days. They like me!! My least scoopable cat (Umlaut) has even let me scoop her several times!
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just performed a very serviceable rendition of “Totally Fucked” from Spring Awakening & none of my cats were impressed …a very millennial cat lady thing to say, I hear it
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What if I have a very normal weekend replaying Hades while listening to Hadestown on repeat?
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am really being tested today. I have had to spell the word “anesthesiology”/“anesthetist” REPEATEDLY
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Right??
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Instagram keeps suggesting I follow my former therapist & I don’t think I should know my former therapist has an instagram
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Morning snuggles with Tilde? For ME? ❤️ (Like, she definitely wants something, but I want snuggles, so)
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
…I may have poured myself too big a cup of cold brew. Now I’m vibrating
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have had “Meet Virginia” stuck in my head for four days & I don’t understand WHY
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I cut my finger with kitchen scissors & that isn’t even the stupidest part of today so far
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Have you ever seen a llama wearing polka dot pajamas?
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Umlaut: hates* me, loves people food. Weirdest possible cat dichotomy *she doesn’t hate me, but she’s still soo skittish. Unless I have a savory cravory food nearby
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy birthday 💜💜💜
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My coworker keeps typo-ing “signed” as “singed” & it has gone from being annoying to hilarious
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh no, I thought too hard about the symbolism in Riverdale again
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I started watching Deadwood, a show which both Timothy Olyphant and Timothy Omundson are in & I think that’s cruel
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wooohooo!!!
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🎵Oops I did it again/tried to eat salmon/in front of some cats🎵
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh we don’t need to meet about that, that is very evident 😂
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guess who pushed back our meeting another week?
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Idk what they got up to in the middle of the night but there were SHENANIGANS
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SOME kittens KNOCKED A PAINTING OF THE WALL. The painting, wall, & cats are all fine, but good grief
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Congrats to Umlaut for pissing off both of her sisters in the span of roughly ten minutes
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
She moved it again. To NEXT WEEK. So probably I can stop being scared I’m getting laid off again?
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My boss keeps pushing back a ‘productivity’ meeting with me. Which probably means I’m fine, right?
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Things Umlaut is afraid of: floor fans, the ice dispenser, being looked at, being touched Things Umlaut isn’t afraid of: fucking explosions in the sky She is sitting by the door actively interested in the sound and smell of fireworks 🙄🐈‍⬛
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When 2/3 of your cats come & wake you up at 4 am, I don’t think it’s wild anxiety to be worried about the remaining cat. But no. They could see the bottom of their food bowl is all
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sometimes when you’re my friend you get out of the blue texts such as Lifehack: frozen banana + magic shell ice cream topping = chocolate covered banana
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My boobs accidentally added a bunch of dog food to my grocery cart & then ordered it I canceled & learned an important lesson about carrying my phone in my bra
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Favorite trade story of all time!
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh no. I gave the cats a treat-hunt on Friday for Rookie’s gotcha day & just now I gave them a few & now they are hunting for more 🥹😂
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It didn’t last but it was super cute for one whole minute!
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Huge news from my house
A black kitten, tortoiseshell kitten, and gray-and-orange cat share a small gray sofa
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just did my most gross chore & then my friend texted & asked if I want to go swimming. A gold star from life!
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Ash 🦴🦇 🌒 @ashrowan.design · 27/05/2026
yikes :(
Instagram post from Loryn Brantz. Text reads,

I am horrified and disgusted by BuzzFeed taking my character, The Good Advice Cupcake, and giving it to an Al platform. My time at BuzzFeed was marked by continually being taken advantage of and lied to. They repeatedly assured me in good faith that they would never do anything with Cuppy without my input, yet offered me no legal options, insisting that I would never need them. The news that this character, who is based on my own personality and whom I created as a microphone to spread love and positivity, has been taken and turned into a soulless Al puppet feels like having my intestines pulled out of my body.
Somebody leaked the news to me early on that there were talks happening, and I pleaded with the CEO Jonah Peretti directly not to do it. Instead, he tried to talk me into signing an NDA. Obviously, I did not.
This is an assault on artists everywhere.
I encourage you to boycott BuzzFeed and any Al-produced or adjacent animation.
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m heartbroken & I haven’t lived near a Clover in years
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“If everyone you know is an asshole, perhaps the problem isn’t with everyone you know…” is relevant yet again
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I sprained* my back leaning down to pick cat crimes up off of the sofa *Not a sprain, I’m just being a huge baby about pulling a stupid muscle
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don’t know anything about anything but my first thought was soil amendment/nitrogen fixing or a fallow year
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Pressdbtwnpages/KelseyA @pressdbtwnpages.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Beach Boys Matchbox 20 Third Eye Blind/Eve6 (same show) New Found Glory Fall Out Boy Jacks Mannequin Panic! At the Disco & baby bandom bands Motion City Soundtrack Jonas Brothers Something Corporate reunion
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I create my botanical photos using recent research so that looking at them alleviates anxiety & twice a yr I list card sets & prints on Etsy. I haven't been able to work much recently due to depression so buying cards/a print from me would honestly help masses.Pls RT,ty🌿 www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...
A colleciton of flowers I picked from my garden in May on a black enamelled backgroundAn autumnal nature collection including feathers, shells, seedheads, pinecones and acornsGarden flowers in bloom in September on a pale blue/grey panted background with hand written labels alongside eachFlowers from the garden and honesty florist in late July arranged in rainbow order in vintage vases & jam jars on a wooden table
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