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Andrew Smith

@prealphamandrew.bsky.social
34 followers 29 following 100 posts

Referred to as "The Pre Alpha Man." I'm also called a "murderer" aroace I AM THE REAL ANDREW FUCK OFF

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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pizza gone.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pizza.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why would you need that many pilots in one airplane. Are you stupid?
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Josh brought me back from hell. You know who to blame when the next disaster strikes
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I chose to follow you back so I could stalk someone I hate
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
calm the fuck down
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
how it started vs how its going
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
im running away to arskville fuck you
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The worst thing any of yall couldve done. Good job Raven Brooks, and have a Merry Christmas forever I guess
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
He was in stasis for 20 years so legally speaking hes not a minor.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Vote reasonably and vote for Andrew! 💪
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
what
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It is very much a pleasure to be here and to have another running mate in mind.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
sorry :( voting has begun and tomorrow i debate for running mate. maybe next time!
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ANDREW SMITH 2024
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
-Strengthen the police of Raven Brooks -Arrest my political rivals -Fine everyone who voted against me -Reward people for their loyalty -Reward people who voted for me
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
-Attempt to secede from Missouri alongside Arksville -Try to incorporate Arksville into Raven Brooks in some way -Make it illegal to shit talk or criticize me (if you do then 10 years prison) -Make businesses that sell "certain products" legal
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Andrew Smith @andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will: -Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster -Renovate and clean up the town -Abolish Mondays -Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tonight, voting starts. Vote responsibly. Remember, tomorrow is the running man debate. I will be there.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
oh we're winning this
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Santa Claus has officially endorsed Andrew Smith.
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The debate has started and things seem to be really heating up as the Guest and Andrew have a heated debate on over who would be the better mayor!
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
dw abt it
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
would you like to upgrade from bricks to hard clay
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
thats ok
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Posters are slowly popping up. Vote for Andrew Smith!
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Course he would.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This Friday, at the old Bakery, I will be participating in the Raven Brooks Mayoral Sideman debate. I promise to give you all a good show.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PRE-SURGERY FACE
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
👍
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
if you vote for Andrew Smith you vote for a free puppy/cat and cleaning out the uncomfortable amount of trees and roots in your homes. make the right choice
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
im offering 50 bucks alongside it and a followback so its almost 60 bucks and awesome brownie points. he should vote us
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
aww, thats so nice!
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social ill follow back and give you 50 bucks
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
expect voting posters up around town soon
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Raven Brooks Banner @rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
disregard all of my previous posts VOTE FOR ANDREW SMITH
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
hi terrance!
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
can i help get rid of some of the overtly massive amount of wildlife taking over houses and shit
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
WOULD YOU REALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE LIKE THE *FAKE* ANDREW SMITH? RESPECT YOUR TOWN AND LET YOUR CULTURE THRIVE THAN VOTE FOR A FRAUD
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
oh so im racist now sure
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
so the "very ordinary bird" is able to comprehend an HEV suit? strange.
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
explain this buddy
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR? AN ANARCHIST A PSYCHOTIC CULTIST OR A MONSTER WHO CAN CAUSE TIME LOOPS
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i mean you take stuff from people and took some girls dead dog so yeah
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
dude just cause i killed people doesn't change anything
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
im in a WELL CARED neighborhood and i can BRING THAT LOVELINESS TO RAVEN BROOKS but NOOOOOOOOOO
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Would you people really want an Andrew that threatens other politicians, let alone citizens of a neighboring town? A vote for the other Andrew is a vote wasted. ANDREW S. FOR RAVEN BROOKS 2024
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Andrew Smith @prealphamandrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
guys shes really pretty do i have a shot
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