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Prajwal

@prajwal.bsky.social
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Above and below, I alone am the fraudulent one.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Flock CEO Garett Langley wants compromise but won’t livestream himself 24/7 with no cuts or breaks. What a coward.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
America 1776: George Washington helps unite the colonies and manages to beat a major European power. America 2026: Diaper Donald tries to call in a favor with corrupt ass FIFA and manages to get all of Belgium to lock the fuck in and annihilate the USMNT. Next time shut the fuck up.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If Iran actually had nukes this whole time we’re so fucked. 🤦‍♂️😔
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Say what you will about Canada’s cheating curlers, at least now everyone knows what curling is.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nothing quite like you and your SO getting sick before her 5-day birthday weekend and both having to speedrun recovery. 😔
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I want to issue a heartfelt congratulations to dementia Don on earning his participation award 👏 🙄
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Read the room guys
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Honestly kinda glad our AZ dems aren’t on here. Except for fucking Greg 🤦‍♂️
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
How many drinks do we think Pete Hegseth had before talking here?
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
They’ve tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Honestly I’m shocked they didn’t have AI make a new image
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I’m 92% sure Donald doesn’t actually know how to calculate the percentage of documents signed by autopen.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Deep lore time. I’ve been to a single concert in my entire life. Some Warped Tour way back when. I got heat stroke and have never been to a concert since 🤷‍♂️
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Despite having never been to Illinois, I want @katmabu.bsky.social to win as much as I wanted Mamdani to win in NYC so this is great news! That being said, that 31% undecided bloc down there makes this anyone’s game.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway: 1. It’s not sedition. 2. Sedition isn’t punishable by death.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Just so we’re clear, the NVIDIA CEO would never admit it’s a bubble even if it were.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Idk if it’s better for Bill Clinton to make a statement saying, “I did not have sexual relations with Donald Trump” to bring his arc full circle or for him to just say “Trump is the throat goat.” 🤷‍♂️
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Those pesky Democrats! Messing with the Federal Stats System with their total control over *checks notes* zero government branches!
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To the surprise of literally no one. Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025. Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them. Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦‍♂️
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Plot twist: the #rapture did happen a few days ago. No one was taken. God is gonna start a new game+ somewhere in Andromeda.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Is there any way to just say that my entire income is #tipped income?
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Also incidentally if the people of #Pennsylvania are looking for a new senator, let me propose Oberon as a #delightfullychubby Fetterman replacement. Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Alright since our dementia addled president wants to be #pope, I want to put forward my own candidate for the papacy: Oberon
The cutest little angel baby corgi in the world. He’s smiling at you with a little head tilt and everything.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Never thought I’d agree with Donald but here we are 🤷‍♂️
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So much for efficiency… 🤷‍♂️ #DOGE
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Well at least #autistic people can string together two sentences without sounding like a chain smoker gargling on gravel #RFKJr. Let’s focus on eradicating that brain worm first 👍
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Proud of this admin! America is finally great again! These fucking #penguins have been taking advantage of our iron-blooded #patriots for too long!!! #MAGA
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Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Alright everyone, time to move on from Hegseth Incident and start talking about this gem that left the President’s desk this morning… www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
Preserving and Protecting the Integrity of American Elections
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Can I please be included in the next war plan group chat? 🙏🥺 #PeteHegseth #JDVance #POTUS
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Personally I think JD “Couchfucker” Vance should be appreciative for the welcome he received in Vermont; why isn’t he thanking them? #vermont #vpotus
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Just so we’re all on the same page, the #deepseek hack was 100% America right? Was it you #nsa? Or maybe #cia?
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m an adult. And that means god himself can’t stop me from buying whatever I want.
Giant. Snorlax.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Low key, if we’re killing DEI in government, we should gut the senate too. That thing is the first DEI institution the US ever made. #dei #politics
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trump was right, that bishop was a radical leftie. Every #christian knows the #bibleverse John 3:16 where Jesus famously said, “fuck them immigrants.”
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
We’re so back!!!! It’s not Tik Tover after all! I’m glad Obama came through for us! #thanksobama #tiktokban
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s Tik Tover 🥺 #tiktokban
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
That awkward moment when the US and Mark Suckerberg have so thoroughly alienated so many young folks that they’ll willfully share data with CCP controlled #rednote in light of the #tiktokban There was a simple solution to all of this but alas, it’s clear Congress and Meta are run by donkeys 🤷‍♂️
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My girlfriend does not compel me, in any way, shape, or form, to like her #skeets. All likes are done of my own volition. For legal purposes, I am not being threatened.
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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Showed @nirel.bsky.social a math video and she sleuthed a store she liked in the background 🤷‍♂️
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