Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Enough about the age cap on public office and more about a wage cap. Billionaires do not interact with and cannot relate to the general public, so why the hell should they represent us? #electionhottake 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you’re going to have a post pop-off (get more than 2 likes) I HIGHLY recommend not doing that on threads. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sorry, I can’t go out. I squandered my life savings away at an American ER this week. Don’t worry though, I was fully insured and I refused the ambulance the urgent care doc wanted to call so I should financially recover from this in 7-10 business years. #nexttimeilljustdie #healthcare #usathings 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m always so confused when small / indie sellers in the book space pull some absolute late-stage-capitalism bs then go “But I thought you liked shopping small 🥺” Like wow. U do not understand ur community AT ALL. #hopingtheallegationsarefakeabout #lastbookstorela #couldntleaveout #hotgirlsread 000
Reposted by NirelExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They all knew ahead of time who he is... 6311649010402
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Honestly middle aged men who are into metal are insufferable. Like I get it Jimothy, my taste in music is shit. Now can you please stfu so the rest of us can enjoy singing along to Hot To Go? 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If I ever conquer my time blindness I swear I will be unstoppable. 001
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is it #millennial brain rot or does the 🙂 emoji on slack look vaguely threatening? 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just found out you can’t restore previous save files sooooo that’s some 💩 game design. Did I mention she spent all my bells, dug up my flowerbeds, chopped down my trees and removed all my rocks? 🪦#animalcrossing #rip 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“My island is so much more far along than yours,” MAAM I LIKED MY FRUIT ORCHARD!!! I was living the simple life 😭😭😭😭😭 #animalcrossing 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026She chopped down my orchard cause it was “in the way” 😭😭😭😭 This is why parents shouldn’t play video games. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Had no idea that letting my mom play animal crossing on my switch meant letting her just chop down my trees, spend my bells, and otherwise “improve” my island 😡 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Best non-Noah parts of the #NoahKahanConcert last night: 1. Everyone playing #PoGo while waiting for the main event 2. The couple in my row sharing their mini fan with total strangers since the AC was NOT IT in the venue 3. Walking out into the perfect monsoon. Sometimes people are alright, y’know? 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Really need a note in my medical file that says “patient cannot conceptualize the passage of time and will not be able to tell you how long since symptoms began.” #adhd 030
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Not really sure what manifesting is but I think it might be along the lines of #noahkahan playing Northern Attitude in the middle of his sold out show in Phoenix where #ChaseField just like… forgot to turn on the ac??? In the 100 degree heat? And then it dumping rain right as the concert let out. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There’s something so quintessentially 2026 about the my pillow guy election denying his own election loss in the most unhinged possible way. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I think the peak point of algorithmic optimization was when they were so subtle you might not have even realized they were there or their effect on your feed. Of course that was problematic for other reasons…. *cough cough* #microtargetedpropaganda #2016election 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026All these algorithms aggressively trying to predict what I like are making it impossible to find anything I like. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The worst part about Backlash by Susan Faludi is how much of it reads like it was written about things that happened yesterday not 30+ years ago. The best part about it is her humor. She is an incredibly witty writer and it’s very enjoyable to read. 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026In general 2FA is probably good, but in all honesty, by the time I got through the captcha, the password and was being asked to figure out how to get into my middle school email account, I had thought better of logging into Facebook and gave up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Reposted by NirelInternet Archive @archive.org · 23/07/2026📖 Some folktales are preserved word for word. 🗣️ Others adapt to help communities make sense of the present. 🌍 In this Future Knowledge episode, scholars Helen Nde & Laura Gibbs explore African storytelling and how culture is preserved. 🎧 Listen ⤵️ futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/van... 🧵 111235
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It’s easy to win when they disallow half the goals your opponents score on you. #VARgentina #WorldCup 1180
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026BTS turned it up only for Justin Bieber to turn it down. Like way down. #WorldCup #SaveUsShakira 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I cannot explain why this sentence has me cracking up but it does. #2026isaFarce #measlesoutbreak Source: apple.news/AEzAxa_ruRRi... 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Messi every time someone takes the ball from him: #worldcupstatic.klipy.comSpongebob & Patrick's Injured VacationALT: Spongebob & Patrick's Injured Vacation 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026#Switzerland gets a red card moments after leveling the game… the only thing surprising is that I am for some reason still watching the #WorldCup when THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Watching Argentina vs. Switzerland and feeling dead inside. #ripnorway #fuckargentinatho 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dear #Norway, there is a stupid amount of people sitting outside in Phoenix, AZ right now rooting for you. It is 106 out. #worldcup 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Everytime the mofo #VAR gets involved some bs goes down. #WorldCup #Norway 011
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026ASU: people need to be in office to be more productive. Also ASU: We’re getting rid of office trashcans so good luck finding one in your building every time you need to throw something away. #justsaying #itsascamtomakemebuyparking 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Belgium may not be able to deshitify everything President Midas touches, but they are out here scoring goals like they are going to avenge the rest of the world for it. #WorldCup #USABEL #USAforThemselves #BelgiumForTheWorld 020
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What really sucks, is rooting for the #USMNT up to this point was fun because it was the first thing in years that didn’t feel like it was ruined by Cheeto dusted fingerprints. Sucks to have another good thing ruined. #worldcup 020
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Belgium is playing with the vigor of a team who has an opportunity to stick it to The Orange One directly and I respect it. #worldcup 040
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Every time someone falls over clutching their shin right beneath the spot their itsy bitsy shinguard I do feel a bit perplexed. Like if your career depends on not breaking a shin I think size might matter… #WorldCup #shinguards #isitjustme? 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You all played an amazing game #Croatia. I think you have a lot to be proud of. #WorldCup 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026REWIND THE TAPE! Imma need to see that goal again! #worldcup 000
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I mean it’s just all a little too on the nose. Like it feels like they’re hitting us over the head with the metaphors. #reflectingpool #washingtondc #honestlyhilariousstatic.klipy.comDonald Trump Startled by Bald EagleALT: Donald Trump Startled by Bald Eagle 100
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026NGL, the only videos of #WorldCup Tourists being shocked by how great the US is that aren’t giving #propaganda are the ones about #tacobell. I’m glad the world finally knows the truth about our #nationaltreasure 🫡 010
Reposted by NirelForbes @forbes.com · 22/06/2026The database includes Americans’ Social Security numbers and information about their citizenship. forbes.comJudge Kills Trump’s Voter Database Plan—Says Administration ‘Trampled’ On Americans’ PrivacyThe database includes Americans’ Social Security numbers and information about their citizenship. 862126819
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Me, dragging my partner along to my current hyperfixation he does not gaf about: HUNNY! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING!! IT’S IMPORTANT!!! #healwayslooksthough #okayalmostalwaysbutstill #prayersforprajwal 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026We need to have a nuanced conversation about the octagon girl office because on one hand, women can wear what they want. On the other hand, that was a uniform required at an official event from the White House that just bulldozed the historic office of the First Lady (1/4). 120
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If this becomes a THING, I really think it we gotta call it the American Flu. #justsayin #dumbestoutbreakever 010
Nirel @nirel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026On one hand, I could be living in a reality where the words “UFC Fight” and “Whitehouse” really do make sense together in a headline. On the other hand, I might just be having a very vivid, very absurd coma dream. Never thought I’d be rooting for the coma. 000
