PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 18/02/2026For my 33rd birthday I want world peace and I want to fuck on the npr tiny desk 070 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 01/05/2025They’re putting my roommate down today for tearing up all the furniture 020 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Things are teeing-up great for me, a guy who is developing the Walton Goggins hairline. 1194 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025They call baseball the beautiful game because the sight of three beers and four hot dogs universally tugs on heart strings 1394 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Vaping in the car at school pickup listening to third eye blind 050 0
Reposted by PJPJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you. 062 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you. 062 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m not just a goofy dad, I’m also a barrel chested freak with a heart of gold. 030 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 26/11/2024On one hand my life is falling apart and on the other everyone at work said I look really buff so I’m doing great 👍🏻 010 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I have to support all the troops? Not just the gay and stupid ones? 030 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Got five invite codes on here that are looking like Weimar bucks right about now 140 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023I refuse to poop on my own time. I just drove to work and clocked in 050 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Animal House is about how college is full of joy and laughter 010 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Freaking out the college kids by being intense and vaguely tragic 120 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Just had the worst summer of my life, which if you know my lore is pretty bad. I’m going to roll into my freshman level science labs next week, a thirty year old man foaming at the mouth, with the most insanely intense energy possible. 2110 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Welcome to the gay army, recruit. Now drop and give me 20 gay push-ups. 040 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023In shambles is one of the ways people always tell you not to be as if I got a dang choice 021 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Waking up sweaty, dehydrated, confused in Jasper’s bed at 1:00am after the “Lisa wake me up” protocol fails to enact at toddler bedtime 040 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Twitter is a site for lovers to experience paradise among a sea of haters. Bluesky is a site for haters to be free among a sea of lovers. 0121 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Left in the woods with a few sticks and various other raw materials I would still find a way to post Online 0131 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 25/07/2023Gay crusaders getting as far as the Mediterranean Coast and calling it a day 020 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Giving Timothée Chalamet’s biggest fan a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and hoping inspiration wins out. 020 0
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023The Beach Boys were writing deeply melancholy songs while banging chicks on the beach 24/7 and you still think the path to happiness is through the material world. you absolute fool. 0153 0
