PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 18/02/2026For my 33rd birthday I want world peace and I want to fuck on the npr tiny desk 070
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 01/05/2025They’re putting my roommate down today for tearing up all the furniture 020
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Things are teeing-up great for me, a guy who is developing the Walton Goggins hairline. 1194
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025They call baseball the beautiful game because the sight of three beers and four hot dogs universally tugs on heart strings 1394
Reposted by PJPJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you. 062
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m not just a goofy dad, I’m also a barrel chested freak with a heart of gold. 030
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 26/11/2024On one hand my life is falling apart and on the other everyone at work said I look really buff so I’m doing great 👍🏻 010
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I have to support all the troops? Not just the gay and stupid ones? 030
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Got five invite codes on here that are looking like Weimar bucks right about now 140
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023I refuse to poop on my own time. I just drove to work and clocked in 050
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Animal House is about how college is full of joy and laughter 010
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Just had the worst summer of my life, which if you know my lore is pretty bad. I’m going to roll into my freshman level science labs next week, a thirty year old man foaming at the mouth, with the most insanely intense energy possible. 2110
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Welcome to the gay army, recruit. Now drop and give me 20 gay push-ups. 040
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023In shambles is one of the ways people always tell you not to be as if I got a dang choice 021
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Waking up sweaty, dehydrated, confused in Jasper’s bed at 1:00am after the “Lisa wake me up” protocol fails to enact at toddler bedtime 040
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Twitter is a site for lovers to experience paradise among a sea of haters. Bluesky is a site for haters to be free among a sea of lovers. 0121
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Left in the woods with a few sticks and various other raw materials I would still find a way to post Online 0131
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 25/07/2023Gay crusaders getting as far as the Mediterranean Coast and calling it a day 020
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Giving Timothée Chalamet’s biggest fan a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and hoping inspiration wins out. 020
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023It’s so cool here. Nothing you say here matters. They can’t prosecute you. 062
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023The Beach Boys were writing deeply melancholy songs while banging chicks on the beach 24/7 and you still think the path to happiness is through the material world. you absolute fool. 0153
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Can’t quit Twitter until Kissinger finally eats shit and dies 031
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Speed but if I don’t keep drinking water and pissing constantly my toilet explodes 120
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023I love my buds on here. I love my wife too but it’s not a competition. 040
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Trying to get on jeopardy by throwing rocks at the studio and telling them I’m smart as hell 030
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023I love that George Bush went to Yale and grew up in Connecticut and then did the whole country boy act. That’s kind of what I’m trying to accomplish on here by pretending to be Polish-Catholic instead of Irish-Catholic. 091
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023I’m chilling at the cross section of loving maps and being bad at reading them 050
PJ @prairieire.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Unfortunately I’ve killed so many mice this week that I fear my place in heaven is no longer promised. 130
