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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm more than I've ever been it's exhausting but still, I intend to be even more

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I still have ptsd from mayor thumburt

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

everyone’s neopets gonna be needing some therapy after this

Neopets battledome text screenshot that reads “As Vocivus the Ceaseless Gormandizer catches you in their Void Gaze, the unfathomably dark and blindly bright contradictory nature of the void shatters through every fibre of your being, sending you tumbling backwards!!! Droplets of vile liquid bubble and sizzle on impact as they strike you - the Void Venom has taken effect…”

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

we’ll send that message loud and clear

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

getting to 100k damage on vocivus and going back in just to hit him with the prize weapon for funsies #neopets

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I've read over EIGHT HUNDRED books, what do you MEAN?? #neopets

Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Books Read: Every book your pet reads will add to its intelligence. Can you find all the books in the whole of Neopia?? The following page lists all the books your pet has already read, so you can keep track. If you want to see what Booktastic Books your pet has read, you can view the list here." A site picture of Praedius the gelert is followed by more text that reads, "I haven't read ANY books :( Maybe you should visit the Book Shop in order to make Praedius happy!"

Neopets screenshot showing stats for Praedius the gelert. his intelligence is ULTIMATE GENIUS (1999) which suggests he has read at least a /few/ books.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

someone killed bungo (wasn't me) my alibi is this completed fish index

VRChat photo of a player in the game Fish! standing in front of a completed fish index while the corpse of a cartoon bunny lays in a pool of pixelated blood nearby. Text reading "Fish Fear Me" is displayed above the player's head.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

late night ᵢₙₜᵣᵤₛᵢᵥₑ thoughts

vrchat photo of praedius the gelert sitting in his (3D modeled) bedroom. the vibe is dark and red. a bedside alarm clock reads 2:46am.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I anticipated the plushies would be sold out and I was correct (the tea was good tho)

photo of a grumpy grey gelert neopet plushie sitting on a white counter between two neopets themed boba tea cups

two neopets themed boba tea cups and stickers from the gong cha neopets collab. the stickers are of a blumaroo and an usul

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

catch me on hyrule field (running from peahats)

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

one day my smol son will return from the tombs (with more cinnamon rolls)

neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

may the fountain faerie bless me with a quest, so lLabubu can be the MSP it was born to be (also it can't have a nose as the same time as scary teeth, otherwise) this is lLabubu's final form

neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

what is going onnnn neopets you can't just fuck up the line like that?? this is chaos

neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

haha there is no way I would have ever found my time manually, it's right at the beginning of my work shift! gonna have to sneak a dip in the walk-in tomorrow morning, rip your assistance is very much appreciated!! I would have been missing it by minutes for the rest of eternity.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

actually I think I can figure it out, it doesn't look difficult, thanks for letting me know about it!

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

the only times left are when I'm literally sleeping, so this method has quickly become no longer fun lol I don't really use discord, though I have it and I think I might be in the neopets one? but I do not know what bots do or how to interact with them. how can I get my time from the bot?

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

looks my magma time is somewhere around ass o'clock

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with everything checked off except the time between 12:47am and 9:36am.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

finding my magma pool time. does this man never sleep?? (put him in the battledome, cowards) shoutout to @macosten.bsky.social and the JN team for the magma time chart. y'all make neopets playable lol