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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

everyone’s neopets gonna be needing some therapy after this

Neopets battledome text screenshot that reads “As Vocivus the Ceaseless Gormandizer catches you in their Void Gaze, the unfathomably dark and blindly bright contradictory nature of the void shatters through every fibre of your being, sending you tumbling backwards!!! Droplets of vile liquid bubble and sizzle on impact as they strike you - the Void Venom has taken effect…”

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

getting to 100k damage on vocivus and going back in just to hit him with the prize weapon for funsies #neopets

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I've read over EIGHT HUNDRED books, what do you MEAN?? #neopets

Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Books Read: Every book your pet reads will add to its intelligence. Can you find all the books in the whole of Neopia?? The following page lists all the books your pet has already read, so you can keep track. If you want to see what Booktastic Books your pet has read, you can view the list here." A site picture of Praedius the gelert is followed by more text that reads, "I haven't read ANY books :( Maybe you should visit the Book Shop in order to make Praedius happy!"

Neopets screenshot showing stats for Praedius the gelert. his intelligence is ULTIMATE GENIUS (1999) which suggests he has read at least a /few/ books.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

someone killed bungo (wasn't me) my alibi is this completed fish index

VRChat photo of a player in the game Fish! standing in front of a completed fish index while the corpse of a cartoon bunny lays in a pool of pixelated blood nearby. Text reading "Fish Fear Me" is displayed above the player's head.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

late night ᵢₙₜᵣᵤₛᵢᵥₑ thoughts

vrchat photo of praedius the gelert sitting in his (3D modeled) bedroom. the vibe is dark and red. a bedside alarm clock reads 2:46am.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I anticipated the plushies would be sold out and I was correct (the tea was good tho)

photo of a grumpy grey gelert neopet plushie sitting on a white counter between two neopets themed boba tea cups

two neopets themed boba tea cups and stickers from the gong cha neopets collab. the stickers are of a blumaroo and an usul

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

one day my smol son will return from the tombs (with more cinnamon rolls)

neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

what is going onnnn neopets you can't just fuck up the line like that?? this is chaos

neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

finding my magma pool time. does this man never sleep?? (put him in the battledome, cowards) shoutout to @macosten.bsky.social and the JN team for the magma time chart. y'all make neopets playable lol

Neopets screenshot of the magma pool guard with text that reads "I'm sorry, but only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool. Learn more and try again later."

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with almost half of the entire day checked off.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

(it's 22 years, to save you the neomath)

neopets screenshot of the pet lookup of praedius the gelert, showing that it is his birthday. there are a lot of balloons.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

a little late, but I turned 8000 days last week (that's dead in dog years)

neopets stats for praedius the gelert, who has 647/647 health, a delighted! mood, bloated hunger, 8000 days age, and 487 level.

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

went to sakuracon but this is the only picture I got

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

the new neopets premium wearable is definitely a ferngully reference. whoever is responsible for this, thank you it's wonderful and I love it

neopets background wearable featuring a giant leaf in a forest. sunlight is streaming down from above and there is a yellow cassette walkman on the ground.

a pair of cartoon legs standing on a giant cassette walkman

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

varwolf this, varwolf that, I got an ice bori heck yeah

neopets screenshot of an ice bori with text that reads "Congratulations! You are the proud owner of Piruex, the Bori! Dress `em up, show `em off and enjoy!"

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

hit points aren't gonna cure my depression, marina

neopets screenshot featuring marina the faerie at the healing springs with text that reads "the water faerie says a few magical words and... all of your neopets gain ten hit points. wow! that was a good spell! :)"

neopets screenshot of a grey gelert with text that reads Notices: Praedius is suffering from Neoblues! Find the cure at the NeoHospital!"

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I got 80 neopets where the heck am I gonna put a varwolf

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Bre @fincessbre.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I never reposted this after I moved from ‘the other app’ It’s been a year and these two have still never interacted in their lives lol Featuring @praedius.bsky.social

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Praedius the Gelert @praedius.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

photos from the ANW photobooth (including some Sears family portraits), by @dozingunicorn.bsky.social #fursuit little baby has fallen on his face in the last one, rip