Sign in

UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R

@pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social
109 followers 33 following 934 posts

You seem a decent fellow…

PostsRepliesMedia
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Man who brags incessantly that he has repeatedly aced an exam that tests to see if you can correctly identify an elephant has just invaded another country. I’m beginning to think that he lied about acing those exams…
010
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
They were thinking of renaming Jackie’s Rose Garden to Melania’s Concrete Garden, but that’s already taken as the nickname for her vagina.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Donald should already be panicking about the mid-terms.
010
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
lucille ball in star trek: thread
Captain James T. Kirk from Star Trek: The Original Series in the iconic choking scene.
39630118
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Jaguar commercial sales pitch: “Like Creepy Burger King, but weirder.”
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Aide: Here is the assessment of your bombing of Iran, sir. Trump: This assessment is flat-out wrong. Aide: What would you like us to do with this assessment, sir? Trump: Classify it as top secret. We cannot allow anyone to know how incompetent we are at assessments. Aide: Brilliant assessment, sir.
110
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Alright, I'll bite...WHICH Bugs Bunny doll?
010
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Trump: I ended the Forever Wars! I brought peace to the Middle East! The war in Ukraine never would have happened if I were president and I can end it in 24 hours with just a phone call, it will be so easy! Also Trump: (WAR!)
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
At this rate, Kyle Rittenhouse will have his third chin by the first day of Autumn.
000
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My own observation is that Trump’s chances of winning the Nobel Peace Prize decreased somewhat when he rolled into office threatening to invade Greenland, annex Canada, extort Ukraine, and seize the Panama Canal.
2243902650
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Lost in all the hub-bub of Trump bombing a hostile foreign nation that has ballistic missiles is the question of whether or not Canada is reconsidering paying Donald $61 billion to be part of his Golden Dome project.
100
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
Karen (Harris/Walz Alaskan Democrat) @danceswithseagulls.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
439212932989
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Trump: I lowered everyone’s gas prices below two dollars! Also Trump: Whoa, you Arabs better not increase your oil prices, I’m watching you!
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Happy anniversary to “tapes” for those who celebrate
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Let's call this attack on Iran for what it really is: Trump wants a little respect from his boss, Big Daddy Vladdy.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Trump Last Week: I ended the Forever Wars. Trump Yesterday: I should have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize many times. Trump Today: Lookit me, I just started a war.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Trump never would have bombed Iran if Trump were president…
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Trump: We BOMB the fvck out of you. Also Trump: NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Trump: I’m going to piss on your aunt Jackie’s legacy. RFK Jr: Urine is sterile, so okay.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hey Siri, what I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. Yes that is a double entendre.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
if Donald could convince his third wife to move back in with him again, that would maybe qualify him for a Nobel…
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Many people are saying Trump will get 90 Nobels in 90 days now...
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Who wants to tell Donald that Fox News isn't a broadcast network, it's a cable (narrowcast) network? He might get confused enough to "soil" himself...
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I just got a 7 day ban hammer from Twttr for this post. How does Elmo's algos know it wasn't a sexual reference, I wonder...
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Kimberly Gargoyles seems to have completely disappeared over the past few weeks. Is she shacked up with Melania?
000
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
To the people who mocked us when we compared Trump to Hitler with “Everybody I don’t like is Hitler” memes, I’d like to say, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourselves.
231320192
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We've seen videos like this before, but usually when you see a tearful wife pleading with the kidnappers who have taken her husband, she's not talking to the U.S. president
182198164849
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Let’s check in to see how well King Donald’s promise to end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours of being inaugurated is going:
011
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fox News settled with Dominion for $787 million, Smartmatic is next. Newsmax settled with Smartmatic for a measly $40 million, giving Fox News false hope. <nelson> Ha-ha.
nbcnews.com
Newsmax reveals it agreed to pay Smartmatic $40M in settlement with the voting machine company
Smartmatic settled a related defamation lawsuit in April against One America News for an undisclosed sum.
000
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"the plan to shrink IRS staff by up to 50% would — very conservatively — lead to a $400 billion increase in uncollected taxes over the next decade. It could easily mean more than $2 trillion in losses..." www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
washingtonpost.com
Opinion | DOGE says it’s saving $100 billion. It’s about to lose a lot more.
Cuts to the IRS will backfire by giving tax evaders a free pass.
1482263949873
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Donald selling cars on the White House lawn: Donald: And look here folks, this one’s a Hatch Act. Elon: Hatchback. It’s called a hatchback. Donald: Oh right, that’s it. You’re a genius.
010
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twttr is down, Tesla stock is down, SpaceX rockets are down, Elon's penile implant is down...I sense a pattern with that prick.
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s almost as if Germans don’t want to buy cars from a company owned by a Nazi…
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Embrace the petty
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Now that King Donald has declared English as our national language, does that mean MAGA knows the difference between there, their and they’re now?
010
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Everything Trump Touches Dies. Everything Elmo Touches Explodes.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a purple sweater says they are the same picture
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater says they are the same picture
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Deleting now...
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Trump: I have signed a very powerful and very strong Executive Order making English the national language. MAGA: But we speak AMERICAN! We didn't vote for THIS!
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Golden oldie
011
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
christian bale: i am batman christian braille: ⠊ ⠁⠍ ⠃⠁⠞⠍⠁⠝
1357199
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a movie projector projecting a film
ALT: a close up of a movie projector projecting a film
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wow, President Elmo actually wore a suit tonight. I’ll bet he was still wearing that Tech Support t-shirt underneath tho.
010
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I didn’t see any cameras pan over to Corey Comperatore at Trump’s speech tonight. So how does he look…good? No?
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
According to my sources, President Elmo is going to fire all of the Oompa Loompas tomorrow. Trump doesn’t know yet, it’s a cue or a clue or a crew or something like that…
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Isn't it illegal for a president of the United States to charge business owners money to meet with him? And how much does King Donald charge the leaders of countries to meet with him? Is he sending a bill to Ukraine at this very moment, or does he insist world leaders pay up front?
wired.com
People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Business leaders are paying as much as $5 million to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1 million apiece to dine with him in a gro...
000
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
20245395436860
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I don’t know. This is seeming more and more like a Russian op.
010
Reposted by UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R
Julian Simpson @juliansimpson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.
17999381576
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Constitution of the United States was also written in cursive, so that MAGA can't read it.
x.com
The White House on X: "The Constitution of the United States was written in ENGLISH! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/UQangljxUG" / X
The Constitution of the United States was written in ENGLISH! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/UQangljxUG
000
UK1LLEDMYF4TH3R @pr3p4r32d13.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Live video of every GOP member of Congress leaving their own town hall meetings
media.tenor.com
a man walking down a dirt road in a field
ALT: a man walking down a dirt road in a field
110