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@powerpointranger.bsky.social
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Naval officer, forever staffer nerding out on geopolitics and the Indo-Pacific with a focus on the Korean Peninsula. #MilSky Cyclist. Hiker. Cat dad. Detroit sports fan. Thoughts my own, don’t represent DoD, etc.

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 13h
“If you’re offended, just don’t watch it.” Ok now do drag shows plumber boy
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 16h
Selling out Ukraine and Taiwan and aligning with authoritarian despots. The President is a traitor to freedom and democracy, full stop.
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 16h
Once again, why is the Treasury Secretary talking about kinetic operations
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you’re filling up your tank for $120 and spending hundreds more on groceries, remember that the most important thing to our big boy President is throwing internet tantrums about not getting an award for being a warmonger and authoritarian apologist
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wat
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’ve been “defying Beijing” since 1949, and making them big mad by being de facto independent. Try that headline again
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah nothing relates to real Midwesterners more than demonizing going to a bar for a beer
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We all died during Covid and this is the bad place
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Famously NYC does not have any enclave for ethnic Italians
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Magary is 50 years old and has the political takes of an edgy teenager who gets all his political news from Reddit. Bluesky brain if there ever was one
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More proof that an Ivy League education teaches you nothing
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's almost like you people had 4 years to figure out what a Trump presidency would be
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry but what in the Walking Dead is standing next to him
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Completely forgot that USAID controlled hurricanes
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back in my day the media were Very Deeply Concerned™️ about the President’s cognitive ability
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like an arrest record makes you uniquely qualified to run for office in Massachusetts
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle me at my constitutional crisis, you don’t deserve me at my end of history
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Refusing to sell arms to Taiwan is a hell of a deterrence strategy, but what do I know, I don’t have 5 affairs and a makeup studio like a real alpha
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Motivator (derogatory)
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shipmate (derogatory)
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he should like, go to a play there to commemorate it
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s honestly hilarious that a demented bag from Queens who wears makeup and loves showtunes is upset about the Confederacy
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson & Mr. Burns: Racing Stripe
ALT: Homer Simpson & Mr. Burns: Racing Stripe
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did he? He either didn't get decked hard enough to wipe that smirk off or he just has resting twerp face
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bessent has the face of someone who’s never been punched before and I desperately need that to change
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She has a lot of nerve posting this, getting bodied in re-skeets and comments, and acting like the world's biggest victim. "Everything that I don't do or like is bad"-ass take
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Knob Job Bob and Macklemore, truly the Begin and Sadat of our era
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Won't somebody please think of poor drivers?! Just out here trying to withstand the onslaught of out of control cyclists going 12 mph on a city street. Carbrain is a disease and should be studied in a lab
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah yes, those cyclists that are so much more dangerous than the "regulated" drivers. @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Huh you don't say
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey quick question, but what the fuck
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our Doc (!) used to buy logs of Grizzly before a long patrol and sell them to Sailors when their stash ran out after like a week. It's a tale as old as the sea. Also wifi being out could just be River City since they were doing combat ops - also pretty par for the course on any deployment.
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dawg you're about to lose like 6 red seats
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He saw a woman doing proper form pull ups
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
CS3s would never
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Extra finger not withstanding, anyone who's ever been within 10 feet of a DFAC or ship galley can tell you this is absolute AI slop. No hamsters or diarrhea chili? C'mon.
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know it’s not the point of the article, but I’m always struck at how Hegseth constantly dresses like a car dealer heading to divorce court
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The lollipop guild isn't a species, Greg
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a way to make a livin’…
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My never-ending hatred for CENTCOM burns inside me with the fire of a thousand suns
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Or like, you know, NATO Article 5.
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Honestly kind of amazing that so many reputable institutions knee-jerk reacted to Trump's bullying on this, and once the suits hit the courts it was met with 1L-level "yeah this is basic 1A free speech stuff"
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But did he endure a grueling Apprentice filming sked and struggle to stay awake during an 8-hour workday?? Checkmate libs
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
and the AI bot never seems to be able to parse what you're actually asking - like I'm not mashing on the keypad Homer Simpson-style, I'm writing a mostly grammatically correct sentence. If AI can't even figure that out then what is it even doing at this point
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
These types of guys are the first to complain when they have to wait more than 10 mins at the clinic too
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Similar vein - career military who complain constantly about "Socialism" while getting guaranteed monthly pay, accrued vacation, subsidized healthcare and college, and discounted groceries is a staggering number
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The same mouth-breathers that believe Facebook AI slop conspiracy theories without a second thought doubt firsthand accounts from forward-deployed military members
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Love seeing my entire career body of work evaporate into dust bc half of America thought giving Facebook grandpa the keys to the world again was better than a woman being in charge
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hegseth and MAGA want operators running everything, but the issue is the military is 99% non-door kickers doing maintenance and paperwork. If you don’t know why fixing ships and trucks is paramount you probably aren’t cut out to lead a service
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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leaving one carrier to rot and replacing it with 7th Fleet's only carrier, leaving the Pacific without one? Real galaxy-brained planning from ol' Pete here
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