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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like an arrest record makes you uniquely qualified to run for office in Massachusetts

PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 13h

Refusing to sell arms to Taiwan is a hell of a deterrence strategy, but what do I know, I don’t have 5 affairs and a makeup studio like a real alpha

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe he should like, go to a play there to commemorate it

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s honestly hilarious that a demented bag from Queens who wears makeup and loves showtunes is upset about the Confederacy

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bessent has the face of someone who’s never been punched before and I desperately need that to change

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Knob Job Bob and Macklemore, truly the Begin and Sadat of our era

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ah yes, those cyclists that are so much more dangerous than the "regulated" drivers. @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dawg you're about to lose like 6 red seats

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Extra finger not withstanding, anyone who's ever been within 10 feet of a DFAC or ship galley can tell you this is absolute AI slop. No hamsters or diarrhea chili? C'mon.

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I know it’s not the point of the article, but I’m always struck at how Hegseth constantly dresses like a car dealer heading to divorce court

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The lollipop guild isn't a species, Greg

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Honestly kind of amazing that so many reputable institutions knee-jerk reacted to Trump's bullying on this, and once the suits hit the courts it was met with 1L-level "yeah this is basic 1A free speech stuff"

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The same mouth-breathers that believe Facebook AI slop conspiracy theories without a second thought doubt firsthand accounts from forward-deployed military members

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Love seeing my entire career body of work evaporate into dust bc half of America thought giving Facebook grandpa the keys to the world again was better than a woman being in charge

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Leaving one carrier to rot and replacing it with 7th Fleet's only carrier, leaving the Pacific without one? Real galaxy-brained planning from ol' Pete here

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

When you can't trust authoritarian strongmen anymore, who can you trust?

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Way to alienate like 75% of your force in two sentences you absolute fucking knob This is why we usually don’t let nukes speak in public

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This is the fucking PRESIDENT talking about overthrowing the leader of another country, btw

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Our manly man here dressed like an extra from The Birdcage

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Imagine looking like this and having the gall to call other people ugly

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Yeah people in DC are totally not smoking weed anymore because *checks notes* a 19 year old from Mississippi in a plate carrier is playing Roblox on his phone across the street

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

In 2024 there were less than 700 murders TOTAL in Tennessee. Former plumber dickweed just makes shit up to feed to his rabidly racist base

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Husted might be one of the dumber Senators (non-Tuberville division) and clearly doesn't really know what a War Powers resolution even is

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Glad we can count on the *checks notes* Interior Secretary(?) to provide operational updates in CENTCOM

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

You’ve never even met him you mouth breathing cousin fucker

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Let’s wipe out an entire MEU and dozens of aircraft so the big wet President and his buddies can make a few thousand bucks

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Yeah dude nothing says masculine like too much hair grease and man boobs

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What an absolutely ringing endorsement. "My 'not a traitor' shirt is garnering a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

So you admit it...you started a war of choice for no reason

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"Everything we stand for" So lets have a party to praise the guy that calls us the enemy of the people and constantly shits all over the 1st Amendment

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is the most Terminally Online caption known to man

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Parliamentary systems: How do they work?

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I love how Smart Business Men keep openly admitting how bad they actually are at business

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

This is exactly why Luigi Mangiones happen.

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

This makes him more electable in Maine tbh

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I feel like this isn't the own you think it is Todd

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Million dollar missiles are for a peer-to-peer conflict in the Pacific, not for blowing up glorified IRN fishing boats. Be mad at your MAGA daddies for wasting our exquisite weapons on a bullshit war and not at the military for trying to prepare for high-end conflict.

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

But wait I thought he was feeble old Sleepy Joe

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

We fought a war 80 years ago that showed the futility of battleships. But when the govt is run by a bunch of 3 year olds who think the military is all GI Joe toys this is what you get

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Wait, what happened to their equipment?! Just kidding, keep eating shit assholes

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PowerPoint Ranger @powerpointranger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Can’t wait to see recruiting numbers now that beta cuck tough guy here openly says he doesn’t want anyone serving that he doesn’t ideologically align with

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