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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In order to appease Him for another month, please leave your tributes outside the very foggy cave just south of Independent Rodney's 24 hour Raccoon Gym. Gifts must be delivered by Monday at midnight (eastern potato time) or we can expect a lot of wrath and plague and whatnot throughout September.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
August has flown by, and you know what that means! That's right, it's time to deliver our monthly offerings to the giant kitten-shaped arcane horror known only as "Topsey".
Photo of a spooky sea cave, shot from the dark interior looking out onto light fields. Yellow text at the top says "friendly reminder" and a black and white photo of a fluffy grey kitten has been photoshopped inside the cave as well as a bunch of fog.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Marcels are out in the swamp searching for the witch right now to reach an agreement to neutralize the curse. If you recieved a necklace and have noticed symptoms such as rashes or talking goats, please place the item in a rowan wood box of consecrated earth and await further instructions.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Potato Bay is issuing a formal and emphatic recall of the necklaces tossed out to the crowd during our Fourth of July parade last month. We have learned that most of them were cursed by a local swamp witch after she was denied a building permit for an extension on her fortress of sharp sticks.
Photo of a dark, lush green swamp. Many images of my black and white tuxedo cat Marcel have been photoshopped into the trees and behind rocks. The word "apologies" is at the bottom.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everyone in Potato Bay vanished in 1863 and after that there was a long period where nobody would live there because they thought it was cursed.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Here sits Mayor Francie. To be clear, she did not amass all this gold. It was left by her predecessor Rev. Obediah Gorse who disappeared in 1863. Today their economy runs on the potato standard so they actually don't even know what this stuff is, they just like knocking the doubloons off of tables.
Digital artwork of a gold and red velvet throne in a throne room with a crystal chandelier overhead. My fluffy white cat Frankie is sitting on the throne with a red and gold crown on her head, a gold necklace around her neck, and she's holding a gold star scepter. All around her sits piles on gold coins gold bars, treasure boxes, other gold trinkets. numerous clones of my one eyed black tuxedo cat Marcel are perched and peeking all over the room.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Welcome. 🥔
Phot of a dark, stormy coastline with a white lighthouse. Text in the upper right says "welcome to potato bay". In the foreground is a giant floating baked potato skin  that serves as a ship for my fluffy white cat Frankie and six clones of my tuxedo cat Marcel. One of the marcels is holding an oar made of French fries tied together. Hoisted over the boat on a French fry pole is a Jolly Roger pirate flag but the skull has been replaced with a whole raw potato.
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