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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
August has flown by, and you know what that means! That's right, it's time to deliver our monthly offerings to the giant kitten-shaped arcane horror known only as "Topsey".
Photo of a spooky sea cave, shot from the dark interior looking out onto light fields. Yellow text at the top says "friendly reminder" and a black and white photo of a fluffy grey kitten has been photoshopped inside the cave as well as a bunch of fog.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Potato Bay is issuing a formal and emphatic recall of the necklaces tossed out to the crowd during our Fourth of July parade last month. We have learned that most of them were cursed by a local swamp witch after she was denied a building permit for an extension on her fortress of sharp sticks.
Photo of a dark, lush green swamp. Many images of my black and white tuxedo cat Marcel have been photoshopped into the trees and behind rocks. The word "apologies" is at the bottom.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Here sits Mayor Francie. To be clear, she did not amass all this gold. It was left by her predecessor Rev. Obediah Gorse who disappeared in 1863. Today their economy runs on the potato standard so they actually don't even know what this stuff is, they just like knocking the doubloons off of tables.
Digital artwork of a gold and red velvet throne in a throne room with a crystal chandelier overhead. My fluffy white cat Frankie is sitting on the throne with a red and gold crown on her head, a gold necklace around her neck, and she's holding a gold star scepter. All around her sits piles on gold coins gold bars, treasure boxes, other gold trinkets. numerous clones of my one eyed black tuxedo cat Marcel are perched and peeking all over the room.
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potatobay.bsky.social @potatobay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Welcome. 🥔
Phot of a dark, stormy coastline with a white lighthouse. Text in the upper right says "welcome to potato bay". In the foreground is a giant floating baked potato skin  that serves as a ship for my fluffy white cat Frankie and six clones of my tuxedo cat Marcel. One of the marcels is holding an oar made of French fries tied together. Hoisted over the boat on a French fry pole is a Jolly Roger pirate flag but the skull has been replaced with a whole raw potato.
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