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My collection of silly little utterances. He/him.

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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's going to raaaaacccceee, man.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Active recreation? Passive recreation?
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Can you tell me about a time where you had to deal with a malfunctioning sun? You may wish to use the STARR method to structure your answer.'
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Loreen rescheduling to the night of a Eurovision semi final seems unwise, dahling.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not so new Norwegian banger.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Norwegian banger.
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Make A Boy Cry
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I bet it is.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can draw a straight line (no giggling at the back) from getting hooked on reading as a kid to my success today as an adult. What a fantastic charity this is: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saw two Norwegian comedians at the Fringe today. Me now:
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Except for viewers in Scotland, who have their own emergency alerts.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trying to view the eclipse through Glasgow's cloud cover.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So were we supposed to be looking at this eclipse through special glasses all along?
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh ffs no.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clifford, do they speak French on the moon?
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They say it's the biggest solar eclipse since 2021.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In an alternate timeline, this is the splendid view of the Glasgow 2023 Eurovillage.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Awfully nice of Rai to let Mika take what's left of the rotating sun and use it as a stage prop in Glasgow.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Frankly we should be ashamed of ourselves that no one used this opportunity to teach the world about the word 'outwith'.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
KT Tunstall is the Scottish answer to Sam Ryder. In this essay, I will...
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've reached an age where I firmly believe that wearing a hat indoors inside an arena should be punishable by firing squad.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This whole thing needs a burning fake piano.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They're from the Isle of, Mannnnnn.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
On the plus side, I could have walked to that Eurovision in 30 minutes.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My only take on this whole thing is that they'd have to have had the green room back stage rather than in the arena for Glasgow 2023.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A three part podcast on the decision to do the parade of nations at the start instead of at the end, please.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is this you?
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Hydro would have been perfect for a rotating sun.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Martin Green watching this parade of nations and sending EBU membership applications.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hydro security. No bags, no powerbanks, no pooper scooper.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That caused an immediate switch to BBC Alba. I'll take my chances with Gaelic.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I blame Sweden for this flag parade.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Didn't even know my TV did Channel 5 tbh.
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Daniel Peake @quizzydan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Incredible caption. (Cat-ption?)
The Fifa World Cup BBC broadcast credit with "Commentary Mascot: Bob the Cat (RIP)".
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone somewhere in Geneva is holding the Eurovision social media team back from posting the Chanel 'I will remember this moment for the rest of my life' quote and we should thank them for their service.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should hope that if I ever wear trainers with a suit, that my loved ones will stage an intervention.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
El lol (Castilian version)
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Sarah @cqedinburgh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone in the UK like: #SPAARG
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Massiel Eurovisión
ALT: Massiel Eurovisión
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Over the moon etc
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This referee sounds like he'd get on with Martin Green.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi
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Randall Recess: The Snitch
ALT: Randall Recess: The Snitch
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mira mamá, no hay goles
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This would be easier if we just abolished the goalkeepers.
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hydration break
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bold move, bringing Torres on, given she's a fictional character.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Petition for Rooney to commentate on Eurovision.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is the rest of the world seeing while we watch this BBC thing?👀
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We should have taken it is an omen when SVT had Justin Timberlake and Love Love Peace Peace on the same broadcast.
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Stevie @postsbystebo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As if Christer Björkman would even entertain the concept of extra time.
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