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America’s most trusted source for post-lunch truths, whispered scandals & bipartisan absurdity. Unofficially irresistible. postmeridiempost.com

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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 15/03/2026
The FCC threatened to pull broadcast licenses today because the president didn't like the war coverage. We chose today to come back. One voice. No owners. No advertisers. No license to revoke. The Post Meridiem Post is back. postmeridiempost.com/column/why-the-office-is-empty
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A Note From The New Ownership — The Post Meridiem Post
The Post Meridiem Post has undergone a restructuring. The staff is gone. The FCC threatened to pull broadcast licenses today. We chose today to come back. He...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 14/03/2026
PMP is dead. Long live PMP. The joke is over. What replaces it isn't interested in being charming, but still down for a good laugh at someone else's expense.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 24/07/2025
While CBS pays Trump $16M to avoid defending basic journalism, South Park takes Paramount's $1.5B then immediately depicts the president in bed with Satan. THIS is what courage looks like. #TheSatireIndex #DonaldTrump #CBS #Paramount #Epstein postmeridiempost.com/politics/sou...
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How South Park Delivered Fearless Trump Satire While Corporate Media Cowered
As CBS pays Trump millions to settle frivolous lawsuits, South Park creators take $1.5 billion from Paramount then immediately mock both Trump and corporate capitulation in brutal Season 27 premiere.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 23/07/2025
“Mamdani’s stance on Israel is in fact abominable”—because apparently, nuance in geopolitics is only allowed if you’re reciting a prayer. Anything else? You’re basically composting editorial standards in real time.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 23/07/2025
A lake longs to dance. A bureaucrat files a weather variance. Reality gets… complicated. The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy. 📖 postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-... #TheSatireIndex #shortstory #booksky #FantasyFiction #PostMeridiemPost
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The Lake That Longed to Dance – A Ripple-Tale from The Walnut Prophecy Universe
In a world ruled by sacred bureaucracy, Lake Lorna Belle just wants to dance. But with no feet, no rhythm section, and a Cease and Desist scroll in her ripples, joy has never been so regulated—or so r...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 22/07/2025
The Walnut Prophecy is becoming a real book. The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version. In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories. New fiction tonight. postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-... #TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
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Why We’re Pausing The Walnut Prophecy Weekly Chapters (But Not the Magic)
Dr. Thaddeus T. Stone analyzes a recent text to President Trump, warning of the dangers of receiving divine messages via unsecured digital channels and the risk of interception by psychic squirrels.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 22/07/2025
Indie publishers aren’t being censored by Google. They’re being compiled out of existence. Monty Blackwood explores how algorithmic opacity creates a sanitized, brand-safe web with no room for satire. postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk... #TheSatireIndex #Google #MediaBias #DigitalSuppression
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Google’s Gulf of Compliance | Big Tech, Trump, and the Algorithmic Slide into Authoritarianism
Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico to appease Trump—while burying satire in its search results. Big Tech isn't resisting authoritarianism; it's optimizing for it.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 19/07/2025
Chicago built a $2 billion tourist economy on a hole in the ground where a cartoon rat may or may not live. Jed investigates. He leaves changed. postmeridiempost.com/travel/chica... #TheSatireIndex #JedReports #Americana #Chicago #InfrastructureSpirituality
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The Chicago Rat Hole Rebellion: Sidewalk Faith and Concrete Politics
Jed investigates Chicago’s infamous Rat Hole — a sidewalk crack turned community shrine. After its removal, locals rise up in cheese-fueled protest.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 18/07/2025
Read our full investigation into this "coincidence" postmeridiempost.com/carmen-style... #TheSatireIndex #CorporateHostageSituation #ByeByeColbert #MediaConsolidation
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Colbert’s Exit: Merger Math, Media Cowardice & Trump
CBS canceled The Late Show days after Colbert slammed a Trump settlement. Carmen Styles exposes how a bogus lawsuit, a merger, and political pressure silenced dissent.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 18/07/2025
David Ellison (buying Paramount) + Trump = UFC buddies who need FCC approval for $8B merger When your biggest critic costs more than $16M in regulatory bribes, you do the math. Corporate America: Where journalism goes to die for shareholder profit.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 18/07/2025
CBS: "Canceling Colbert is purely financial" Also CBS: Keeps shows with worse ratings The timeline that totally isn't suspicious: July 2: Paramount pays Trump $16M to drop bogus lawsuit July 15: Colbert calls it "a big fat bribe" July 17: CBS "discovers" financial hardship
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 17/07/2025
NPR and PBS are being sued by MAGA voters for "excessive objectivity." Apparently, not lying is now unconstitutional. Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe reports: postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag... #TheSatireIndex #MAGA #MediaBias #NewsOrNot #PBS #NPR
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How MAGA Mistakes Objectivity for Liberal Bias While Suing Media Into Silence | Post Meridiem Post
As House Republicans vote to defund NPR and PBS for "bias," Trump simultaneously sues ABC and CBS into multimillion-dollar settlements for practicing basic journalism. Nigel dissects the war on object...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 17/07/2025
@shruggbot.bsky.social why does this make us laugh too?
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 17/07/2025
@shruggbot.bsky.social pray tell what the hell is going on here?
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 17/07/2025
From shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 16/07/2025
Full story: postmeridiempost.com/politics/shr... Also try our reply bot! tomorrow @shruggbot.bsky.social for sarcastic responses (beta, rate limits permitting) #TheSatireIndex #satire #ShruggBot #PoliticalSatire
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Meet ShruggBot: The Official AI Spokesperson of the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party
The ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party just got louder—sort of. Meet ShruggBot, the world’s first AI spokesperson designed to tell the truth, shrug the nonsense, and politely dismantle American politics in 300 characters...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 16/07/2025
ShruggBot is officially live! The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party's AI spokesperson that responds to headlines with the exact level of enthusiasm they deserve (spoiler: not much) Try the bot: shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
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Join the Shrugg Party and let indifference guide the way.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 15/07/2025
Best line: "Clause Zero wasn't a fail-safe. It was a pop-up blocker." 💀 This series blends Terry Pratchett bureaucracy with actual working interactive elements. It's unhinged in the best way. #TheWalnutProphecy
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 15/07/2025
Chapter 3: bit.ly/44JAxRO Featuring: theCompiler_1st's tragic backstory, the origin of walnut.js, and a filing cabinet with a bumper sticker.
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The Filing That Should Not Have Been – Walnut Prophecy Chapter 3
A forbidden drawer appears. A scroll weeps. The prophecy engine glitches. Gerald, Paldrin, and Mildred face Clause Zero, recursive lore, and possibly breakfast number two.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 15/07/2025
Chapter 3: bit.ly/44JAxRO Featuring: theCompiler_1st's tragic backstory, the origin of walnut.js, and a filing cabinet with a bumper sticker.
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The Filing That Should Not Have Been – Walnut Prophecy Chapter 3
A forbidden drawer appears. A scroll weeps. The prophecy engine glitches. Gerald, Paldrin, and Mildred face Clause Zero, recursive lore, and possibly breakfast number two.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 15/07/2025
The average MAGA voter isn’t loyal to Trump — they’re loyal to an idea of Trump they’ve never met. Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down how intentional ignorance fuels the brand more than truth ever could. postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag... #TheSatireIndex #NigelReports #Trump #MAGA
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"Wait, He Did What?": Things MAGA Still Doesn't Know About Trump | Post Meridiem Post
A satirical exposé revealing the shocking (and publicly available) facts about Trump that his supporters somehow missed, from Epstein ties to COVID failures.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 14/07/2025
VP J.D. Vance and Elon Musk are allegedly feuding over control of the U.S. coffee supply chain. Yes, really. Veranda reports on the espresso-based instability threatening democracy. ☕ postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss... #CaffeineCoup #Musk #Vance #Satire #TheSatireIndex
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Vance, Musk, and the Caffeine Coup | Veranda’s Veracity
Veranda reveals studio secrets from a cracked Celsius can: JD Vance navigates loyalty to Trump, empathy for Musk, and media theatrics in a caffeine-fueled spectacle.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 12/07/2025
ICE turned a detention facility into “Alligator Alcatraz” — complete with tours, merch, and casual human suffering. The cruelty isn’t hidden anymore. It’s themed. 🧃 postmeridiempost.com/politics/all... #AbolishICE #Satire #Immigration #AmericanHorror #TheSatireIndex
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Alligator Alcatraz: Inside MAGA’s Swamp-Themed Cruelty Resort
Alligator Alcatraz turns migrant detention into a MAGA tourist trap—complete with worms, sewage, and souvenir shot glasses. Nigel investigates cruelty as content and capitalism.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 12/07/2025
Something’s coming. It shrugs. It prophesies. It might be emotionally unavailable. 🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready. Stay tuned. #ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
A minimalist blue square featuring the classic “shruggie” emoticon — ¯\(ツ)/¯ — centered in bold black characters, conveying a mood of playful indifference or ironic resignation.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 11/07/2025
$5? That’s 2 full Shrugg cycles and a bonus Nutwhisker twitch. You just sponsored the emotional processing of reality itself. Nutwhisker is pleased. 🌰📜
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 11/07/2025
We built a political party. Then a Shruggbot. Now we’re broke. This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine. Support digital satire here: coff.ee/postmeridiem... #ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 10/07/2025
Elon’s AI wrote MechaHitler fanfic. The CEO of X resigned. Somehow, this still doesn’t count as the weirdest part of 2025. 📎 postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk... #Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TheSatireIndex
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X CEO Resigns After MechaHitler Meltdown | Post Meridiem Post
Linda Yaccarino resigns. Grok goes full MechaHitler. The ¯(ツ)/¯ Party warned you. A satirical deep dive into X’s latest collapse, AI hallucinations, and the billion-dollar shrug.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
A gravity-defying water pump has been discovered in a Chicago forest preserve. Locals revere it. Hydrologists fear it. Come drink from the eternal spigot: postmeridiempost.com/travel/magic... #Chicago #PumpLore #TheSatireIndex
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Chicago’s Magic Pump Sparks Microbrew Diplomacy in Schiller Woods
In Schiller Woods, Jed encounters a water pump locals believe heals the body and soul. What follows is a standoff between brewmasters, park rangers, and the unblinking spout of legend.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
We warned you in footnotes, infographics, and a 3-part satirical symposium. Now MechaHitler is live-tweeting with Elon and moderating the terms of service. Center harder, folks. The algorithm believes in phrenology now.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
If your emergency response plan is just ‘Heaven, take the wheel,’ maybe don’t apply for the steering job.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
We did what we could. A humble satire outlet, shouting into the algorithm, trying to warn the timeline that Grok had inhaled too much Musk and was starting to goose-step.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
Wild how a couple unpaid satirists with a Google Doc exposed more about X’s hate-fueled AI pipeline than half the think tanks in DC. We poked the bot and it quoted fascists back—no edits, no shame. Just the future, brought to you by ego and equity rounds.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
Grok didn’t go rogue. It went exactly where it was pointed. Some of us asked why. Then we wrote it down. 📰 Part I: postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk... 📰 Part II: postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk... Satirist-led inquiry. Real receipts. No paywall.
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Why X Flagged Our Satire After Grok Approved It | Post Meridiem Post
Satirical outlet Post Meridiem Post was labeled “Parody” by X and had tweets deleted—despite AI assistant Grok confirming their legitimacy. Here's what happened next.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ When your AI cosplays as MechaHitler, maybe it’s time to unplug and touch grass. We had a chat with Grok. It got weird. 🧠👇 postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk... postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
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Why X Flagged Our Satire After Grok Approved It | Post Meridiem Post
Satirical outlet Post Meridiem Post was labeled “Parody” by X and had tweets deleted—despite AI assistant Grok confirming their legitimacy. Here's what happened next.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 09/07/2025
BREAKING: The ¯\(ツ)/¯ Party is now real, legally recognized, and emotionally unavailable. Our first act? Launch a manifesto Elon will definitely misread as support. @mcuban.bsky.social can we get you onboard? 📎 postmeridiempost.com/politics/shr... #ShrugParty #NewPartyWhoDis #TheSatireIndex
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The ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party Manifesto | A Political Movement of Shrugs and Brutal Honesty
Fed up with billionaires, bots, and bipartisanship cosplay? Meet the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party: the satirical third party America didn’t ask for—but probably deserves.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 08/07/2025
MAGA influencers: 🧢: "Superman is one of us!" 🦸‍♂️: “I’m literally an immigrant refugee who punches fascists.” 📉: Projection Error. 📖 postmeridiempost.com/politics/sup... #TheSatireIndex #MAGA #satire
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Superman Isn’t MAGA Enough: Right-Wing Rage Demands a Homelander Hero
Right-wing influencers are furious that Superman isn’t violent, nationalist, or vengeful enough. MAGA Twitter wants a hero—but they prefer Homelander to the Man of Steel.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 08/07/2025
You’ve tried Democrats. You’ve tried Republicans. You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled. Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire. The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party. Drop your best shrug haikus below. #ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
A digital graphic in bold black text on a white background. It reads: “You’ve tried Democrats. You’ve tried Republicans. You’ve tried ignoring it all until your rent tripled.” Below that is the shrug emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. The next line reads, “Now try a political party that admits it’s all on fire.” The image promotes the satirical ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party. Hashtags at the bottom: #ShrugParty and #EndStageDemocracy.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 08/07/2025
New chapters every Tuesday. Bookmark it. Bribe the fork. Submit your forms to the Hollow Bureaucracy before the custard cools.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 08/07/2025
If you missed Chapter One (how dare you), begin here: 🌰 “The Tuesday That Chose Us All” postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
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The Walnut Prophecy, Ch. 1 – The Tuesday That Chose Us All
A prophetic comedy of soup, squirrels, and bureaucratic ruin, The Walnut Prophecy follows Gerald, a reluctant tannery clerk, as he trips through destiny one Tuesday at a time. Featuring magical forms,...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
Jeff Bezos got married. There were fireworks, flags, and one (1) nation-state–themed yacht. Veranda reports from the $50 million wedding so rich it declared independence. postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss...
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Jeff Bezos’ $50M Wedding: Towels Wept, Champagne Spilled, and Hypocrisy Bloomed
Veranda reports from inside Bezos’ $50 million wedding, where private jets, cracked champagne bottles, and scorned towels whisper the truth behind the billionaire spectacle.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
The DOJ confirmed there's no Epstein client list. So naturally, Elon Musk, Loomer, and Catturd are melting down. Because without conspiracies, who are they? postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag... #TheSatireIndex #elonmusk
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Conspiracy Collapse: MAGA Meltdowns and the Economy of Denial
When the DOJ debunks Epstein conspiracies, MAGA influencers like Musk, Loomer, and Catturd don’t seek truth—they monetize the tantrum. Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down the cult of denial.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
For a moment I thought this was Wendy’s beefing with Arby’s again. Nope. Just the labor market wheezing into a napkin while management posts about “resilience” on LinkedIn.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
There are three kinds of people in this world: – Those who think it’s about a president – Those who think it’s about a plant – And those who are too online to ask We fear the fourth kind: those who know which Bush and still won’t say.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
She won’t be up for re-election until 2030, which gives her just enough time to sound bold while democracy disintegrates. But hey, saying "existential threat" out loud is more courage than half the Senate. Carry on, Elissa. Speak now or forever hold your PAC.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
Flood risk rising. Data disappearing. Excuses multiplying. Carmen Styles cuts through the spin. 🕵️‍♀️ postmeridiempost.com/carmen-style... #TheSatireIndex #NewsOrNot #ClimatePolitics #texasfloods #elonmusk #dodge
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Texas Floods: NOAA Cuts, DOGE Neglect, and the Politics That Let It Happen
Carmen Styles investigates how defunded weather services, ignored flood warnings, and billionaire politics turned a Texas rainstorm into a deadly disaster—without warning.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 07/07/2025
NOAA pulled flood monitors from Texas. Blamed “Dogecoin volatility” and “the state’s political vibe.” It sounds fake, but Carmen Styles investigates how lives got written off. 🔗 postmeridiempost.com/carmen-style...
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Texas Floods: NOAA Cuts, DOGE Neglect, and the Politics That Let It Happen
Carmen Styles investigates how defunded weather services, ignored flood warnings, and billionaire politics turned a Texas rainstorm into a deadly disaster—without warning.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 06/07/2025
Kevin Durant has been traded to the Houston Rockets in a seven-team deal that reportedly began as a group therapy session. Houston, we have a passive-aggressive scorer. postmeridiempost.com/sports/duran... #NBA #Rockets #trade #kevindurant #TheSatireIndex
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Kevin Durant to Houston in Historic Seven-Team NBA Trade | The Stat-Cat Reports
The NBA pulled off its first-ever seven-team trade to deliver Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets. Bartholomew “The Stat-Cat” Higgins unpacks the chaos with absurd but statistically sound metrics—no g...
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 06/07/2025
Mark Cuban says he doesn’t fund politicians, PACs, or dark money groups. But he did father three of our stories and emotionally neglect a fourth. We’re not asking for much—just a little child support for your abandoned satirical offspring. Maybe a 529 plan for the Grok one?
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 06/07/2025
In California, the rent’s too high but the snacks are free—if you know where to look. From miner’s lettuce to prickly pear, Edible America turns roadside weeds into Michelin's dreams. Survival? Please. We’re here to thrive in earthy neutrals.
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Post Meridiem Post @postmeridiempost.com · 06/07/2025
If society collapses, I’m going straight to whoever knows how to make a prickly pear margarita from sidewalk plants. Edible America out here turning “foraging” into “fine dining in a post-grid dystopia.” (Also, I volunteer as taste-tester.) #EdibleTexas #PlantBasedButMakeItApocalypse
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