iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Maren @possumbytes.com · 07/05/2026

I swear to fucking god if one of y’all motherfuckers says “we’re all on the same boat” I am going to lose my shit. #hantavirus

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 28/04/2026

Dumb movie idea: A Garfield adaptation starring Nicholas Cage as a man who truly believes he is an Orange lasagna loving cat

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 17/04/2026

Sometimes I just miss wandering a RadioShack aimlessly and admiring the random bullshit

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/04/2026

Costco charging you a membership fee and then letting people sell to you is broke bitch behavior

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/04/2026

So when RFK jr wants to cut off a raccoon’s penis he’s a little quirky but when I want to pay a doctor to cut mine off, I’m a “threat to national security and the nuclear family.” #rfkjr #trans

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 14/04/2026

Some shit you can’t unsee #trans

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 14/04/2026

Revoking my wife’s ally card because she won’t let me use hers as a reference for my bottom surgery 🤬 #trans

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 17/03/2026

Currently building my gym playlist and I feel like I’m already in touch with the muses because I just named it Gym Halpert

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 17/03/2026

My current #parenting bit is playing a rap air horn on my phone for literally anything I’m trying to get them excited enough to do. “Alright y’all time to BRUSH YOUR TEETH!” BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP BWAAAAAMMMMMM The kids are not amused, my wife is less so but I think it’s the funniest shit ever.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 03/03/2026

I have to say: “Doomsday cult uses the government to start a war in attempt to beckon the return of their deity” As a D&D campaign = awesome As real life= fucking horrific. #Iran #Exevangelical #fucktrump

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 23/02/2026

Being married to someone who wasn’t allowed to watch SpongeBob is so wild because she’s missing an entire cultural shorthand that I rely on. #marriage #spongebob #millenialrelationships

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/10/2025

Just a whole country of inbred uggos 😂

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Munsi 🏳️‍⚧️ @munsi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Happy “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I dressed as a girl for Halloween?” season, to those who celebrate! We’ll see you in six months and check back in!

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/10/2025

I love that I have the kind of vibe where service employees feel safe bitching about other customers to me.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/10/2025

AI is making ads unintentionally weird. The implication this ad makes is that this muppet is addicted to tickling his Elmo. I guess the existential question is: Is this muppet addicted to masturbating or is the puppet master addicted to jerking off muppets? #ai #aiartisnotart #hornymuppets

A screenshot of a tiktok ad with the caption “YOU THINK IT’S MASTURBATION ADDICTION, BUT IT’S REALLY DOPAMINE YOU’RE CHASING” in the image is a male presenting puppet in the style of Jim Henson with a shame-filled expression on his face laying in bed next to a female presenting muppet and they are both facing in opposite directions. There is an implied disconnection between the two.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 16/08/2025

I always think it’s hilarious how my in-laws would warn my wife, “No man’s going to want you if you keep acting like that” and then I just stroll into her life like Eowyn like “I am no man.” #marriage #wlw #lgbtq

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 14/08/2025

My personal flex is I have the same hairline as Kim Davis but I don’t make it anyone else’s problem. #obergefell #kimdavis #scotus

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 09/08/2025

A millennial reboot of back to the future would never work because Marty would learn that he’s undoing his very existence and he would be like “hell yeah, peace at last.” #backtothefuture #darkhumor

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 17/06/2025

I think it’s really funny how my cult would constantly talk about how mean butches are but in reality literally every interaction I’ve had with a butch, they have treated me with the gentleness you would expect for a baby bird who has fallen out of the nest. #lgbtq #cultsurvivor #wlw

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 03/04/2025

So it turns out maybe putting the guy who bankrupted a casino in charge because you want him to run the country like a business is a really fucking bad idea. #trumptariffs #liberationday #fdt

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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

RT if you derive joy from that

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 29/03/2025

I feel bad for my dad because he follows me on TikTok and I am consistently reposting the most unhinged tiktoks about sexuality and his fatherly discomfort with his daughters being sexual beings is trans inclusive 😂

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 28/03/2025

“Why are you sad today Maren?” One of my favorite clothing brands put out a cute swimwear line and there’s no way in hell my downstairs equipment wouldn’t make an unwelcome appearance in it.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 25/03/2025

My tiktok is blowing up in Canada right now for some reason so my comments are filled with Canadians complimenting my hair and begging me to leave America.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 19/03/2025

In my 31 years prior to my transition, I was never corrected online about anything to do with sci-fi. Now I get corrected on something I know I’m a generational outlier on knowledge of: X-files episodes. #misogyny #girlnerd

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 12/03/2025

I don’t know if it’s the same for every state but in Alabama I was able to use my mortgage statement and my insurance policy. If you are a renter it should work with your lease agreement and if you have renters insurance you could use that.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 12/03/2025

Low key can’t wait for my kids to learn cuss words. The creativity they manage to unleash with just the words stupid, poop, and butt are remarkable. I can’t imagine what they are going to do with the full arsenal. #parenting

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 11/03/2025

One thing they don’t warn you about transitioning is that being around babies on estrogen is insane.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 03/03/2025

I will never understand shaming people for being hyper sexual(assuming everything is consensual/honest) or asexual. You should be the exact level of freak that you wish to be.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 23/02/2025

Also the femme curly hair options suck

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 23/02/2025

I pulled Cyberpunk 2077 out of my backlog and I have one minor gripe: with the amount of depth you can have with character customization it’s absolutely nuts that you have to have a skinny character. I can make a trans character but I can’t make a plus sized character. #cyberpunk2077 #gaming

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 15/02/2025

Just saw a Trump supporter say that the latter seasons of x-files was too political and I have to wonder if we watched the same series. Also the further we get along the better the episode “the lost art of forehead sweat” becomes #xfiles

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 14/02/2025

Now that Alabama says I’m legally a man I’m getting my tits out at the beach this whole fucking summer. #trans #Alabama

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 13/02/2025

Nothing will ever be funnier than calling your cis partner a chaser when they compliment your body. #trans

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 13/02/2025

Are there people out there who actually like water chestnuts?

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 10/02/2025

Kinda weird they had a breast cancer awareness commercial made for the male gaze. #superbowl

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 09/02/2025

I blame Trump for the commercials sucking ass this year. #superbowl

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 06/02/2025

I just watched a tiktok where this woman was talking about how she uses Chat GPT as a therapist and I have so many concerns.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 04/02/2025

1) Charli XCX - Popstar 2) Laura Loomer -conservative commentator and piece of shit 3) Karoline Leavitt - White House press secretary

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 04/02/2025

Your daily reminder that Charli XCX is a year older than Laura Loomer and five years older than Karoline Leavitt. Hate ages you.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 26/01/2025

So a little bit of a lore drop: my wife and I were married in an arranged marriage put together by my grandfather and her dad as a result of the cult we grew up in. We were essentially strangers so she’s never been my girlfriend 🙃

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 26/01/2025

My wife doesn’t think it’s funny when I tell people I’m her ex-husband but that doesn’t stop me from doing it.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 26/01/2025

As someone who has been on Reddit for 9 years I cannot overstate how shocked I am that Reddit managed to unite on banning Twitter on pretty much every subreddit I’m a part of.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 24/01/2025

There’s no way a single transphobe has listened to Ethel Cain’s 2022 album Preacher’s Daughter because if I only had one hour and 16 minutes to justify trans people’s existence I would just throw that album on. #trans #ethelcain

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 22/01/2025

Today’s my 11th month of HRT! Can’t believe it’s almost been a year! #trans

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 21/01/2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just out here frolicking in the snow. #trans

Maren, a brunette plus-sized trans woman, is standing in the snow wearing a green and white striped scarf and a black beanie. A palm tree and a house are in the background.

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Maren @possumbytes.com · 21/01/2025

Howdy neighbor! I live on the Alabama gulf. Hope you’re staying warm and safe.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

WATCH: “We need resistance at the local and state levels.” Rep. Jones tells @rolandsmartin.bsky.social folks need to show up — and calls on members of his own Democratic Party to “stop trying to play patty-cake with fascists” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFGPWMf...

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