squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 2hjust a couple normal corporate types who don't look out of place at all and who are both going to live forever 030
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 3hi think i finally got the last of my extensive battery of tests back from my doctor's recital yesterday, i tested negative for every STI! ...ladies 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 3hNot to be outdone, CBS will be breaking Tony Dokoupil upon the wheel live on air this whiskey Friday. 051
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 6hunfortunately today's song of the day today is private execution by the drones because i was reminded of it and it slaps but... yeah :(youtube.comPrivate ExecutionYouTube video by The Drones - Topic 000
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 6hjust emailed my resume to a small local business that doesn't have any job listings but has an employment email, please clap. 030
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 7hi feel exactly the same to the point i could be convinced i was given a bottle of placebos but also i put my laundry away while it was still warm from the dryer so... 010
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 11hdidn't learn about it, also my high school history teacher was a known fascist according to my aunt who was very active in the teachers union. 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 11hlocal dipshit starts taking it's amphetamine prescription without cutting back on caffeine intake 040
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 12hbehold the holotype specimen of trucks. the platonic ideal pickemup. 020
Reposted by squalorcorePabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually? 51273314
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026yeah, i think imma try going by eilidh for a while 010
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026got 3 compliments on my outfit today :) saw one cybertruck >:( 060
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026the thing i don't get about that geller feller is how the fuck did any of you trust a man whose beard looks like that? fuckin matt walsh selling oxiclean looking ass dude, rancid vibes. 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026leaving the doctor's office with 5 bandaids looking like rei ayanami over here 010
Reposted by squalorcorefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394576778
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026gonna be real 99% of the reason is the anxiety of having to tell everyone I know, especially my mom 110
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026what i'm considering: Sydney/Syd: literally naming myself after smilin' sid hatfield Eilidh (pronounced like hayley without the H): a scottish gaelic name makes more sense than pairing a german name with my extremely scottish last name 010
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026issues continued: i literally have trouble pronouncing the damn name. i don't enunciate clearly enough and so whenever i have to tell someone my name is elise I have to repeat it sometimes even 3 times it's just doesn't feel right and i kinda stuck to it because entropy 110
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026issues i have with Elise: i found out it's short for elizabeth which is one of my least favorite names of all time it's german. I am not german and my ancestors were not german it was an impulse name i put 0 thought into so i could make a pun username based on a game i don't even like anymore 220
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026been at odds with my chosen name for years now, but i will have the opportunity to legally change my name This Month so: i'm down to the wire on if i should stick with my dumb reddit joke name i've gone by for 8 years just because it's what it is now... or chose a name that i actually like 230
Reposted by squalorcore(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 05211
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026gonna do the opposite of a relaxing nature walk and take a 50 minute hike via the short north to downtown tomorrow to gawk at the middle class yuppies and suits 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026i will go to tgirl baseball this month or die trying 030
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026girl dinner: cold school cafeteria sandwich straight out the fridge 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026how long after no longer working at a grocery store until i can see a banana without my brain immediately going "4011"? 010
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026just got paid a cash settlement as reparation for the amazon basics clothes i bought early in my transition. elsie the human cockroach continues to survive via pure luck 000
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026ouugh, this one was a lot don't even know what to say about it but it's a must read if you're in the right headspace to process it. a bleak world of compromise and concession. 010
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s called a helicopter to PC adapter and i feel like the name is self explanatory but go off 080
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026"this machine is by most definitions technically not a machine, it is a musical instrument, and despite being very heavy (about 9 lbs) it has yet to kill any fascists, but you never know what the future holds" 040
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026other uses include: holding (lightweight) shopping bags while i use both hands to unlock the front door hanging my pants to dry because i can't use the machine dryer due to the giant hook i just sewed to them uhhhhhhh.... ok it's not that useful but it looks cool 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026added a funny little guy to my pants to hold my hat when im not wearing it :D 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026Real World Tip: Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it. 010
Reposted by squalorcoreWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If someone you follow posts something you really don't like and makes you want to block them, make sure to unfollow first! Even if you block them you'll still technically be "following" them, adding to their follower count! 03515
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026i have Company insurance via medicaid so it's always either they take Company but don't take the medicaid version or they take medicaid but not the Company version and there's no way for me to know for sure without filling out an intake form and getting rejected 110
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026they declined my appointment request im gonna lose it. 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026i now have an appointment to do another initial consult after going through 2 other places that are booked solid and one that said they were going to schedule me and then ghosted my ass going to need a therapist just to deal with the trauma of trying to find a therapist 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026this kind of thing is why i don't smoke weed anymore i 100% would. 010
Reposted by squalorcoresqualorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026just found out about a leafcutter bee and a wolf spider that lived in the same hole together and were friends :) 062
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026got registered for my voting license last minute (today is the registration deadline in ohio) every democrat running now has ~1 month to convince me to not write in zohran mamdani for their race. good luck! 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026just found out about a leafcutter bee and a wolf spider that lived in the same hole together and were friends :) 062
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026the hard part is not holding my wrist in the position that kills you 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026bass guitar? bassed on what? (this is my i am practicing bass guitar post) 130
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026love 2 have 4 beers and dance a little bit at a show maybe someday i can do it without 4 beers 020
squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 03/10/2026the best description of a klr 650 i have ever seen is "delightfully agricultural in demeanor" i love these horrible tractor bikes that can do anything but nothing well 031