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squalorcore

@possumancer.northsky.social
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she/they/it - level 35 possumancer - average car enjoyer - banjo pervert - subsistence aura farmer

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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 2h
just a couple normal corporate types who don't look out of place at all and who are both going to live forever
V and Jackie from cyberpunk 2077 in the elevator during the big heist mission
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 3h
i think i finally got the last of my extensive battery of tests back from my doctor's recital yesterday, i tested negative for every STI! ...ladies
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 3h
Not to be outdone, CBS will be breaking Tony Dokoupil upon the wheel live on air this whiskey Friday.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 6h
unfortunately today's song of the day today is private execution by the drones because i was reminded of it and it slaps but... yeah :(
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Private Execution
YouTube video by The Drones - Topic
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 6h
just emailed my resume to a small local business that doesn't have any job listings but has an employment email, please clap.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 7h
wtf i literally just started replaying it today
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 7h
i feel exactly the same to the point i could be convinced i was given a bottle of placebos but also i put my laundry away while it was still warm from the dryer so...
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 7h
happy birthday to all my fellow lesbians
selfie

im wearing my patched and studded black denim vest with a hurdish scarf tied around my neck bandana style. i have minimal eye makeup on
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 11h
didn't learn about it, also my high school history teacher was a known fascist according to my aunt who was very active in the teachers union.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 11h
local dipshit starts taking it's amphetamine prescription without cutting back on caffeine intake
uh oh

-Sun Tzu,
The art of War
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 12h
behold the holotype specimen of trucks. the platonic ideal pickemup.
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually?
A redheaded girl is sitting at a cafe table on a date with a pumpkin. She looks disappointed. The pumpkin says "I deeply value the time we spend together, I just don't think I'm ready for such a major commitment."

The woman is a slender gal with curly orange hair reaching her arms. She's wearing thick transparent-framed glasses, has freckles. She's wearing a simple choker, light orange bracelets, rings, a black armless frilled dress with a white belt. Her dress has a bright orange interior, framing her light orange leggings with pumpkins printed all over. She's wearing loose black boots. She's drinking a tequila sunrise.

The pumpkin is sat upon the table itself. He's drinking a moscow mule. He has a hole carved on his side, from which he is smoking a cigarette.

Signed Pab 2026. Any and all AI use is prohibited without my approval.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, i think imma try going by eilidh for a while
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
got 3 compliments on my outfit today :) saw one cybertruck >:(
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
the thing i don't get about that geller feller is how the fuck did any of you trust a man whose beard looks like that? fuckin matt walsh selling oxiclean looking ass dude, rancid vibes.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
leaving the doctor's office with 5 bandaids looking like rei ayanami over here
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna be real 99% of the reason is the anxiety of having to tell everyone I know, especially my mom
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
what i'm considering: Sydney/Syd: literally naming myself after smilin' sid hatfield Eilidh (pronounced like hayley without the H): a scottish gaelic name makes more sense than pairing a german name with my extremely scottish last name
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
issues continued: i literally have trouble pronouncing the damn name. i don't enunciate clearly enough and so whenever i have to tell someone my name is elise I have to repeat it sometimes even 3 times it's just doesn't feel right and i kinda stuck to it because entropy
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
issues i have with Elise: i found out it's short for elizabeth which is one of my least favorite names of all time it's german. I am not german and my ancestors were not german it was an impulse name i put 0 thought into so i could make a pun username based on a game i don't even like anymore
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
been at odds with my chosen name for years now, but i will have the opportunity to legally change my name This Month so: i'm down to the wire on if i should stick with my dumb reddit joke name i've gone by for 8 years just because it's what it is now... or chose a name that i actually like
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna do the opposite of a relaxing nature walk and take a 50 minute hike via the short north to downtown tomorrow to gawk at the middle class yuppies and suits
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will go to tgirl baseball this month or die trying
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
scabbing (ethical)
multiple patches of black fabric sewn onto a pair of black pants completely covering the original fabric. there is also a zipper added mid-thigh
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
girl dinner: cold school cafeteria sandwich straight out the fridge
sandwich shaped object wrapped in a generic foil wrapper labled spicy pork patty sandwich
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
how long after no longer working at a grocery store until i can see a banana without my brain immediately going "4011"?
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
militant tranny fit today
fit check selfie

black t shirt with the SRA "trans workers take up your rifles" design

m81 bdu pants

NVA belt

carabiner of kets hooked to belt loop
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
just got paid a cash settlement as reparation for the amazon basics clothes i bought early in my transition. elsie the human cockroach continues to survive via pure luck
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
ouugh, this one was a lot don't even know what to say about it but it's a must read if you're in the right headspace to process it. a bleak world of compromise and concession.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s called a helicopter to PC adapter and i feel like the name is self explanatory but go off
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
"this machine is by most definitions technically not a machine, it is a musical instrument, and despite being very heavy (about 9 lbs) it has yet to kill any fascists, but you never know what the future holds"
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
"this machine is a bass guitar"
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
other uses include: holding (lightweight) shopping bags while i use both hands to unlock the front door hanging my pants to dry because i can't use the machine dryer due to the giant hook i just sewed to them uhhhhhhh.... ok it's not that useful but it looks cool
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
added a funny little guy to my pants to hold my hat when im not wearing it :D
a slightly rusty utility spring hook that has been permanently attached to a pair of pants via a belt loop from a different pair of pants
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real World Tip: Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
day 14+ of filling out job applications
me, i have a 1000 yard stare going on
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If someone you follow posts something you really don't like and makes you want to block them, make sure to unfollow first! Even if you block them you'll still technically be "following" them, adding to their follower count!
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have Company insurance via medicaid so it's always either they take Company but don't take the medicaid version or they take medicaid but not the Company version and there's no way for me to know for sure without filling out an intake form and getting rejected
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
they declined my appointment request im gonna lose it.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
i now have an appointment to do another initial consult after going through 2 other places that are booked solid and one that said they were going to schedule me and then ghosted my ass going to need a therapist just to deal with the trauma of trying to find a therapist
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
this kind of thing is why i don't smoke weed anymore i 100% would.
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
just found out about a leafcutter bee and a wolf spider that lived in the same hole together and were friends :)
bee and spider near each other. the bee is on a leafthe bee and spider are next to each other both looking into the hole they live inthe bee and the spider are next to each other in front of the hole looking out like they're on the front porch
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
got registered for my voting license last minute (today is the registration deadline in ohio) every democrat running now has ~1 month to convince me to not write in zohran mamdani for their race. good luck!
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
just found out about a leafcutter bee and a wolf spider that lived in the same hole together and were friends :)
bee and spider near each other. the bee is on a leafthe bee and spider are next to each other both looking into the hole they live inthe bee and the spider are next to each other in front of the hole looking out like they're on the front porch
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
the hard part is not holding my wrist in the position that kills you
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
bass guitar? bassed on what? (this is my i am practicing bass guitar post)
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
love 2 have 4 beers and dance a little bit at a show maybe someday i can do it without 4 beers
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squalorcore @possumancer.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the best description of a klr 650 i have ever seen is "delightfully agricultural in demeanor" i love these horrible tractor bikes that can do anything but nothing well
a photo of 1987 KLR 650 in the white blue and green livery
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