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Possible Cabbage 🟢

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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em

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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whereas, of course, Trazyn owns a copy of this book:
Cover of the Food Science text "CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know you can still get them at specialty retailers, but I should be able to buy a Zagnut bar at any gas station. It's a better butterfinger.
Betelgeuse lures a fly with a Zagnut bar in the film that carries his name.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum sits at his desk in school.  After the teacher tells him "just try to sleep while the other children are learning" Ralph responds "Oh boy, Sleep.  That's where I'm a Viking."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band from  Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas consisting of Chuck Stoat on keyboards, Stanley Weasel on guitar, Fred Lizard on drums, Howard Snake on bass, and Catfishfor visual interest
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm hoping this post has an expiration date since I am enjoying the reboot of The Librarians quite a bit:
Promotional image for season 2 of "The Librarians- The Next Chapter" with our quartet of protagonists in the foreground and the season's semi-antagonist looming behind them.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Like I have paid $6 for a hotdog and felt okay about that, but the hotdog looked more like this:
A "dogo norteno" which is wrapped in bacon, served on a toasted bun, and dressed with mayo, fresh tomatoes, raw onions, avocado slices, mustard, grilled onions, and a big pickle spear.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My Pathfinder 2e Witch had Baba Yaga as his patron (so your familiar can be an object) and his familiar was based on the "Exceptional Hat" from Fallen London. So this also works in Fantasy.
The aforementioned "Exceptional Hat" from Fallen London.  It has eyes on the band and teeth below the brim.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean, they got me:
The MyDialect-Standard map.  The east is all very blue, the west is pink to reddish, and northern Minnesota is REALLY RED.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the finale of ALF Gordon Shumway is about to be picked up by Melmacian survivors so he can be united with his people, but the Alien Task Force scares away the UFO and captures ALF. The fifth season was then cancelled and this plotline was only partially picked up in the dreadful PROJECT ALF.
Gordon Shumway, surrounded by his luggage, is surrounded by federal alien cops who don't wish him well.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I maintain championship hydration levels
The viral "Longhorn Football Hydration Chart" from yesteryear's CFB internet.  The middle column is "eight shades of urine" and the right column is labels of "Championship hydration levels", "Selfish teammate", "Blatant Disregard For Your Teammates, You are headed to 'Area 51'" and "YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!"
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kajsa survived about 14 years after eating the cactus, so maybe she was on to something, but I will wait for the smart-dogs to tell me what it was.
Kajsa, an elderly black labrador, lies on an old wooden chair with a red blanket on it.  Her head is on the armrest.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nickelodeon Gak. You can't get it anymore, which explains a lot.
A girl and a boy play with gak.  She has magenta gak and his is blue.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was surprised (in a good way) that this 1933 film found that solution to a love triangle. The Hays Code did so much damage to culture, I swear.
Poster for DESIGN FOR LIVING starring Fredric March, Gary Cooper, and Miriam Hopkins an Ernst Lubitsch Production
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There's a real sense in which I would not be alive today were it not for a particularly well timed screening of MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND about 25 years ago, so it's deeply meaningful to me.
One sheet poster for MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND featuring Kermit, Piggy, Fozzy, Gonzo, Rizzo, Tim Curry and other Muppets.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
SUNSHINE is 2/3 of "Among the Greatest movies ever made" and 1/3 of "a pretty regular movie" and they're in the wrong order, but I still adore it.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I went to this instead of Spider-Man, didn't regret it (though it's not as good as THE INVITE- the other Olivia Wilde sexually charged comedy in theaters.)
One sheet for "I WANT YOUR SEX" starring Olivia Wilde and Cooper Hoffman, directed by Gregg Araki.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dr. Zaius is vindicated by the fact that George literally blows up the planet in the sequel, necessitating the Time Travel plot of Escape. He's not nice, but if George were not allowed to escape then the planet doesn't blow up (the mutants can just go on worshiping their bomb.)
Dr. Zaius, smoking a cigarette in one of those old-timey cigarette holders
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honorable mentions to: The Bone Temple, The Christophers, Send Help, and The Furious.
Poster for NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE featuring our leads and the tagline "ONE... LAST... PLAN."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. (y'all make this too easy, I could do like 25)
Album cover for Outkast's AQUEMINIAlbum cover for Liz Phair's "Exile in Guyville"Album cover for Pavement's "Slanted and Enchanted."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You have options!
A hallway full of Janets from THE GOOD PLACE identifiable include Good Janet, Bad Janet, Neutral Janet, Disco Janet, and many who were never named.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My kombucha SCOBY was born on 3/22/23 Technically there are trace amounts of alcohol after the second ferment, but so does orange juice that sat too long in the fridge.
Gallon glass jar with a SCOBY pellicle formed over the top of a brown liquid.  There is a slate label that reads "Kombucha 3/8" the date I started incubating the SCOBY.  After this I started the initial first ferment.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Seale's 10-year is one of the world's great rums (and surprisingly affordable.)
Bottle of R.L. Seale's Finest 10 Year Barbados Rum perched on a chest freezer in the basement.Reverse side of the bottle on which I have painted (in silver) "FOR WHEN IT HAPPENS" so no one opens it by mistake.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bumper sticker of "MAKE MINNESOTA BIGGER" brought to you for "The Committee for a BIGGER Minnesota" with a large purple Minnesota having subsumed most of the states to its immediate east and west and south until Texas/Louisiana.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Streaky the Super-Cat and Dex-Starr the Red Lantern
Streaky- an orange cat with a lightning bolt pattern is wearing a superman style cape and hissing menacingly.Dex-Starr is a blue cat wearing a red lantern uniform (with the ring on his tail) has just killed a member of the Sinestro Corp.  His internal monologue is "RAGE HATRED BLOOD" and "BURN".
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Saw this today- I'm a sucker for french films (at least the ones that aren't "the broadest comedy imaginable") but this was just okay.
One sheet for the film COUTURE directed by Alice Winocour and starring Angelina Jolie.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's a triple album that's 172:03 long, and I don't care:
69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Any of the four times (1989, 1996, 1999, 2019) this show has been cancelled were too soon.
The MST3K planet logo.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's in theaters now. Go see it if you want to see an incredible amount of ass getting kicked:
One sheet for "The Furious" starring Xie Miao and Joe Taslim
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Apparently this is a legendarily hard game, but I had an NES and two games and the other one just looped endlessly (Legend of Kage.)
Kid Icarus NES Box art.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nailed it: www.20-0.com/r/eTPzBbV
My 20-0 team in 20-0.com.

Helmed by Philip Rivers, we're lining up with Josh Jacobs, Ja'Marr Chase, Mark Andrews, Michael Thomas, Puka Nacua.  The defense consists of Reggie White, Jeffery Simmons, JPP, Deltha O'Neal, Earl Thomas, and DeMarcus Ware.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
May I offer you a "cursed vibes" 82-0 team?
Luka, MJ, Wilt, KAT, and Stephon Marbury.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I did it!
Screenshot from 82-0.com where you randomly assemble a basketball team through team/era gatcha.  My 82-0 team has Luka Dončić, Stephon Marbury, Michael Jordan, Karl-Anthony Towns, and Wilt Chamberlain.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band consisting of Chuck Stoat on keyboards, Stanley Weasel on guitar, Fred Lizard on drums, Howard Snake on bass, and Catfish for visual interest pull up in a red jalopy to talk to Kermit the Frog who is wearing a wintry sweater and a jaunty scarf.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Probably HOLY MOTORS.
Leos Carax, as Mr. Oscar, as Monsieur Merde devours a bouquet of flowers he has stolen from horrified onlookers.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The UK One-Sheet for the 1979 release of "THE MUPPET MOVIE" it depicts the road trip crew in the foreground, with Piggy dipping Kermit under a rainbow in the background with the tagline "More Entertaining Than Humanly Possible."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Really, just "Two Dogmas of Empiricism" is enough, but there's other good stuff in here.
Front cover of "From a Logical Point of View" (2nd Edition Revised) by WVO Quine.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is a beautiful game in which you descend to the underworld to convince a suicidal anthropomorphic phonograph that life is worth living.
Cover art for the Playstation game "Legend of Mana" the two choices for the protagonist are in the top left and bottom right corners, Niccolo the anthropomorphic rabbit and a rabbite are in the opposite corners.  A blue Mana tree is behind the logo.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Obligatory:
Gordon Shumway sitting behind a desk with a microphone wearing a suit.  He looks like he is hosting a talk show.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The album cover for the 1990 album "FLOOD" from They Might Be Giants.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Poster for RZA's new film "One Spoon of Chocolate."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Currently-
"El Cubano (Traditional Cuban Sandwich)

Roast pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickles and mustard on Cuban bread.  Served with yuca and our in-house Mojituo dip."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The front of a country store with a red truck behind it, two people are sitting on the porch.  The sign reads:

"SNEED'S FEED & SEED
 Formerly Chuck's"
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Heh- I have this one:
A toy ALF climbing a flagpole to reach the Swedish Flag, a la Super Mario Bros.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
IYKYK
Title card for "The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show."
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My personal favorite:
John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) tweets:
"I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound"

Below is a picture of a dachshund puppy in a sweater.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Eve Lindley is really good in NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Poster for the 2023 film NATIONAL ANTHEM about a queer rodeo.  Eve Lindley is wearing an american flag top and daisy dukes and is leaning back on a horse in front of some scenic rocks.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Shut up and deal"
Closing image from "THE APARTMENT" in which Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine resume their card game after the events of the film.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thank you for your attention to this Noether
Emmy Noether, c. 1930
Photo by Konrad Jacobs, Erlangen
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cover for the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack for the 1995 film MORTAL KOMBAT
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Finally, organized labor has defeated Dr. Dre
Battle result from Wikigacha.  The left card "Strike Action" has defeated the Dr. Dre album "Compton."
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