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@poseur.bsky.social
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Proud member of the SB Nation diaspora. Living the #DadLife

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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 17m
Lil Poseur rode off on his boke without telling me where he was going and I had genuine ambivalence. Upset and worried he didn't tell me where he was going so I obsessed like mad, but so happy that he's just out there being a kid, riding his bike and exploring like kids should.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 10h
ER. On the positive side, its the show that taught me it is okay to bail out.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are aware libraries have existed for a long time, right?
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of the family I was with thos weekend is Trump's base, and even they fucking hate Ken Paxton.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure if this is the worst possible opinion to have on the Cornell 7, but its in the ballpark.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude, I haven't seen one. No idea what they look like... And I was in ENNIS this weekend. They've taken the Trump flags down (and replaced them with America 250 flags)
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had one of those insane work weeks, Lil Posette had four after-school events, and we had a family reunion this weekend. I'm so exhausted, but its that good exhausted. Sometimes life runs a speed lap.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Things I learned today...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can go either way on Volcano/Dantes Peak, but Armageddon is a goddamn classic in knowingly bad movies. Everyone is harming it up and having a fucking blast. I swear that set had a two drink minimum.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In my defense, I also adore A Portrait of a Lady on Fire. We contain multitudes.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I wanted to destroy something beautiful." And who amongst us hasn't wanted to punch Jaret Leto in the face repeatedly?
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know my love of Fight Club is a massive red flag, but its not my fault Chuck Palahniuk accurately predicted the future of American politics. Self-indulgent narcissism is alluring and even fun. That's why people do it.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not even watching sports today so I have no idea the context but.. Yes.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got my ex wife's family in the divorce. Just got home from the family reunion, and i was genuinely touched by the way they included me
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea. Homemade hot sauce should not be ingested for the first time in a stranger's car.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the flipside, our waiter informed me that the unlabeled bottle of hot sauce on the table is homemade. And that is precisely my jam
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
You'Re A Genius Butt-head
ALT: You'Re A Genius Butt-head
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Days are hard.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, hell yes.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its a tragedy adults don't order drinks with gratuitous sprinkles very often. Jealous of Lil Poseur's order
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
COSM. Its in the Grandscape thingee in The Colony. They had all the World Cup games
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LSU should obviously have Protect Ya Neck by Wu Tang
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I deeply respect Red Wing fans for demonstrating the ability to passionately despise both Dylan Larkin AND their shitty owners.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hold Steady with the Drive by Truckers. Just two bands at the peak of their power trying to one up each other.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Luckily, it was an even split between me and my brother. So not much to leverage as our parents were good at the whole Unified Front thing.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made it home. Won the hearing. Not dead.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woo hoo!! That's awesome news!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a hearing in Austin at 2 PM tomorrow. I live in Dallas and have kids, so... not looking forward to driving there in the morning and then driving back after in time to put them to bed.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Epoch is right up there with segue in words that make me mad about how they are spelled.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
/laughs in Leeds fan
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hail our Fat Bear overlord
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They tend to contract the labor out.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do hate negative campaigning but... Seriously, fuck these guys. They deserve it
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The gloves are fucking off this time.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched the Dennis Miller MNF doc and one of my favorite things from that era is when he asked Dan Fouts if he ever actually got to his 3rd or 4th reads, and Fouts admitted he never had the time. That was a cool Everyman Observation about sports. I also like that the Plantagenets joke made the cut.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yet she likes cheesy bread with marinara sauce, so I think there's something deeper going on that I'll just shut up about. But you like cheesy bread, Sweetie. That's basically pizza.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lil Posette has decided she doesn't like pizza.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easy call.
The Sultans of Slam poster. Which had Larry Nance on it for reasons passing understanding.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My kids have backslid. I was always in the peanut butter sandwich if you don't like it camp, but now I'm just begging them to eat a fucking vegetable.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is fully recognizing Nearly Lost You by the Screaming Trees is the BEST grunge song. But Mudhoney will always be my favorite.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Mudhoney so much and I want to say Into Yer Shtik to be mean appropriately mean, but.... Let's remember why the term was coined: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGs...
youtube.com
Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm Sick [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm gonna need proof Dr. Pepper is in that Whataburger cup for maximum Texas points.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saved the History Classes first, so I've got the most important stuff. Now I'm going through the archive and hopefully I can set up an archival site on LSU sports history
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am slowly going through my archives, saving everything I can. It is tedious work.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/Monkey's Paw curls
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, I think its awesome that there's so much stuff we can all choose are own media diet but... don't pretend anything is all that popular, particularly historically speaking. Everything is niche. There is no Johnny Carson moment anymore.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Loop didn't hit that kick, they were gonna leave him in Brazil.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The part I'm interested in is that popular things have never been less popular. There hasn't been an album which sold 10 million copies since Adele. In 2011.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, not even that secretly.
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