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@poseur.bsky.social
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Proud member of the SB Nation diaspora. Living the #DadLife

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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its a tragedy adults don't order drinks with gratuitous sprinkles very often. Jealous of Lil Poseur's order
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Easy call.
The Sultans of Slam poster. Which had Larry Nance on it for reasons passing understanding.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tired from moving heavy equipment to help out with Lil Posette's band halftime show. Thursday Night Lights!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Allow me to retort regarding Napoleon...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a good historical analogy to 1960 because mainstream moderates absolutely talked like this and Americans chose mealy mouthed but persuadable Democrats over staunch segregationists and those same politicians passed the Civil Rights Act.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
VIRGINIA?! Ugh. The Texas part makes sense.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Losing weight is sexy, even if it means playing hoops in 100 degree heat...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm saying it also works great in the comics! Jessica Drew's Spider-Woman series had whole issues about procuring a babysitter so she could go punch faces. It was awesome. And of course...
"Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda" issue cover of Mockingbird
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bigfoot located
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Current status
The Texas Hill Country. And a Lone Star.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Right there with you!
Meet You in Hell and other books
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
To be fair, you are taking fashion plaudits from a guy wearing this shirt...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tonight's record
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Frank Pembleton
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ghus should be the most popular comics character on earth
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Car is packed and we're on the road for vacation. Stonk is gonna keep an eye on traffic for us. Need a rear man.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
The Commitments (drummer not in photo because the lead singer was an asshole)
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Here to help. Let's put Liberty last.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I wanted to nap. The cat said no.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I live in the stretch of the 24th between the 32nd and 33rd. The 26th is less than two miles from my house as well. If I take the kids to soccer practice and loop up to Raising Cane's on the way home, travelling roundtrip of about 5 miles, I will have been in FOUR Congressional Districts.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Completed tattoo
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I rarely think of myself as a thirst trap, but I'm trying to be more social and pleasant, so I shall obey the rules.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Always the Clash.
Paul Simonon of the Clash
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is my least favorite type of commentary right now: "The left was correct in opposing Biden, but we are absolved of all responsibility because we are politically impotent" is just.... ugh. Its bad for too many reasons.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stealing it from Brie because she's cool.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My childhood theater? Columbia Cinema 3, right by the lake and across the street from the mall.
I saw Star Wars here
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love. Bring back the erotic thriller!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
That guy can get fucked. Sincerely, A resident of Texas District 24.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
One crazy district. That's cute. I give you... the DFW Metroplex
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This might check out...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Terriers!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The last time we were a true society...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Texas flair.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
These are the substantive debates we need to be having.
Gallows or asset seizure? The tough questions on how to deal with the GOP.

I do concede gallows means carpentry jobs.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Zen Arcade. Don't get cute (tho hat tip to Land Speed Record) Absolutely. Candy Apple Grey rocks And shout out to their pre-SST work. I bought the box set of their indie stuff and I thought the store owner was gonna hug me.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is going to be my first weekend without the kids... I don't like this.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Me at 21. Not much has changed.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
She-Hulk has been one of my favorite Marvel characters ever since Byrne had her breaking the fourth wall and threatening to rip up my X-Men comics. The show perfectly captured her vibe.
She-Hulk #1. She did! she threatened to rip up my X-Men. She-Hulk has been a comedy for almost 40 years!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Site about early 1980s NFL QB's? You mean Zornhub.
Zorn! Throwing a ball!
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
All cops must spend one year as a bicycle cop.
Dorks on bikes.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Life is too short to not have a goofy entry mat.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Apparently Karim Poonja doesn't count as part of the community.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Drop an old person youre going to turn into in the future The truth hurts and the future is here.
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Ranch moon. Its beautiful tonight
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Once they release the Epstein Files, we can look into this corruption next...
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Poseur @poseur.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Ranch mug
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