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Portillo's Hot Dogs

@portilloschicago.bsky.social
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Official Bluesky of Portillo's Hot Dogs! Home to America's favorite Italian Beefs, Hot Dogs, and Hamburgers! 🌭🍟🍔

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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 2h
Rooting for the @whitesox.com today. Our Cake wore the right colors.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 8h
Only here for a limited time! Go beyond the ordinary with @Oreo Cake, Shakes, and Cake Shakes ✴
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
fat hatsune miku makes my wiener go boing
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 17h
Go beyond 'undruggable': order.portillos.com
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 21h
Haul 💀
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mentally, we're here.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you like to see Portillo's come to fortnite?
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excited to eat some Oreo Cake today!
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We took the @oreos.bsky.social cookie and turned it into a Cake. A Shake. And a Cake Shake. ​ It enters your dimension on 10/6. Available for a limited time only, while supplies last.​ After that, it's back to the other side. Go beyond the ordinary: order.portillos.com
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I JUST TOUCHED MY POOPY
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not jacking off anymore #loyal
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
while your're out there drawing dicks? im singing dicks.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Air and Water are pointless for a person like me. all i need is biscuits, gravy, and my trusty utensils
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i can manifest a tulpa of Hildegard Von Bingen
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we laugh but manny really carried the story. Ploopy, 5 Named Clive, the Tinfoil Ball, he was on a generational run.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sgt Poopers Lonely Farts Band
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
remembered i had to study for computer science last minute but realized it was about data types and boolean logic
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my boyfriend sends me lesbian communist edits of lucky star characters on tiktok and acts like he still deserves to get little caesars for dinner
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have a theme for linux and it goes like this: command prompt its so fun to type while youre away or when youre gay in the hay
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in baldi's basics in unix every item is a file
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
linux users: why do pedophiles need that many terabytes to copy files
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
learning linux is impossible because my professor is too busy talking about hewlett packard to help me install virtualbox
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 11/06/2026
These guys are called FLORADINN. You can think of them like the “Rudinn” of Chapter 5. Their favorite thing is FLOWERS. They usually don’t get what’s going on, but they are chill and don’t care. I like these guys.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hey @fakemilk.bsky.social — We thought you'd enjoy this! Have happy Birthday, and here's to many more! Remember, it's not just a gift — it's a memorial to our friendship.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 08/09/2025
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 03/06/2025
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.com · 30/05/2025
What’s the name of this kid? Seriously I don’t remember. 1. Lancer 2. Dancer 3. Prancer 4. Mr. Generosity
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Minecraft story mode @mlnecraftstorymode.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
His name is minecraft story mode
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
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hazy @hazy2k.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
SHOW ACCURATE WOW WOW WUBBZY RIG FOR FLASH 8+!!!! drive.google.com/drive/folder... #art
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Tsu / Noelle @tsuchiphox.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Check out my WebZone: hasbinhotel.net
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
hi guys
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
jacking off
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
gamebanana.com/mods/584876 my mod update
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5B is a fnf mod [UPDATE [Friday Night Funkin'] [Mods]
vs bfdi... A Friday Night Funkin' (FNF) Mod in the Psych Engine Mod Packs category, submitted by gubrey
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 29/03/2025
ENA: Dream BBQ store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/... Do you like simply walking around a surreal world and seeing the best and most insane animation you've ever seen in your life. I do. I was smiling ear to ear playing this game. Also it's free. Enjoy.
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ENA: Dream BBQ on Steam
Experience surreal environments and inexplicable characters as ENA in a new wild world.
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Suck On Boo’s Little Tail
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Pixel @pixelcraftian.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Made this
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
deltarune already came out in 2022 right
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 13/03/2025
UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...
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Save 90% on Undertale on Steam
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
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Portillo's Hot Dogs @portilloschicago.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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