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Porter Mason

@portermason.bsky.social
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Cartoonist of Roonie the Rabbit, @rooniecomics.bsky.social, among other things. rooniecomics.com

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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Six and a half hours to go! Only $790 from the final stretch goal. Need, like, 8 more people. Be one of those 8! Back this book. www.kickstarter.com/projects/por...
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Cute Animals for Flawed People (Roonie the Rabbit, Book 1)
Fancy 200-page collection of 301 comics about all your little emotional vulnerabilities.
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Porter Mason @portermason.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Quick update on the Kickstarter I've been talking about: we hit the goal. The book is happening. My daughters are proud. (They are biased.) Little Tony is psyched too. See below. Back it by June 4th 4PM or forever hold your peace! www.kickstarter.com/projects/por...
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Porter Mason @portermason.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Five years ago my daughters didn't know I was a cartoonist. So I started drawing again. Today: I launch a book of 301 comics strips on Kickstarter. For flawed people who could use some cute animals. Back it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/por... And spread the word: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxZ5...
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I Drew 301 Comics About My Flaws. Now They're a Book. (Kickstarter)
YouTube video by Porter Mason
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
They probably aren't, which is also disappointing. #comics #animalmeme #anxiety #shy #socialanxiety #bunnies #skink #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Are they talking about me? | SKINK (thinking): There's one way to find out. | SKINK (thinking): Go over there and ask them. | SKINK (thinking): So I guess we'll never know.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
No point being grumpy in a vacuum. #comics #animalcomic #misanthrope #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20Nobody%20better%20mess%20with%20me%20today!%20%7C%20SLAM!%20The%20door%20shuts%20suddenly.%20%7C%20A%20pause.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20OK,%20but%20isn't%20anybody%20at%20least%20gonna%20TRY?!
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
The ol' one-two. #comics #animalmeme #farting #relaxation #bunnies rooniecomics.com/com...
Small POOT! A rabbit farts. | RABBIT (thinking): No one noticed. Play it cool. RELAX. | Larger POOT! A rabbit farts big-time. | RABBIT (thinking): Too relaxed.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Myself, I love a good squank. #webcomics #comicstrips #artist #mockingbirds rooniecomics.com/com...
BIRD (thinking): Get ready for BRILLIANCE. | SQUANK! A bird sings badly. | A pause as a bird watches people flee from their singing. | BIRD (thinking): (sigh) They weren't ready.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
It totally counts. #comics #animalcomic #fear #skink rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Today, I'm going to talk to people. | SKINK (thinking): Or maybe... one person. | A pause while a skink vibrates with anxiety. | SKINK (thinking): Talking to myself counts.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Look, these jars of jelly aren't going to empty themselves. #webcomic #animalcomic #rabbits #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20You%20made%20a%20huge%20stinking%20MESS!%20%7C%20RABBIT%3AYes,%20well,%20it%20happens%20to%20the%20best%20of%20us.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20Yes.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20And%20also%20you.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Waiting until food is prepared and cooked is a fool's game. #webcomics #animalcomic #cooking #food #rabbits #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20A%20real%20chef%20doesn't%20eat%20all%20the%20ingredients%20before%20they%20even%20start.%20%7C%20RABBIT%3A%20This%20%22real%20chef%22%20you%20speak%20of...%20%7C%20RABBIT%3A%20They%20sound%20so%20SAD...
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Like a weight has been lifted. #webcomic #animalcomic #canceledplans #introverts #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
phone:%20I'm%20not%20feeling%20well.%20%7C%20PHONE%3A%20So%20I%20can't%20make%20it%20to%20lunch.%20%7C%20CANCELED%20PLANS!%20Birds%20sing,%20butterflies%20flap,%20a%20squirrel%20floats%20on%20a%20cloud%20of%20joy.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%20(through%20joyous%20tears)%3A%20I-%20I-%20(sniff)%20I'm%20just%20DISAPPOINTED.%20B-but...%20you...%20you%20REST...
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Which, to be fair, is the most exciting kind. #comics #comicstrips #competition #squirrels #foxes rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20Life%20is%20not%20a%20game.%20%7C%20FOX%20(thinking)%3A%20No.%20%7C%20FOX%20(thinking)%3A%20It's%20a%20single-elimination%20winner-take-all%20tournament.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Perfect symbiosis of ignorance and blather. #comics #animalcomic #rabbit #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: I don't listen to you much. | SQUIRREL: I don't say much important. | RABBIT: So it works out! SQUIRREL: Yes.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Some just come from bad homes. #comics #animalmeme #bears #jelly #bunnies rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT (thinking as they dangle above sleeping bears): No idea is a bad idea. | RABBIT (thinking as they drop a jar of jelly, waking up a sleeping bear): But some really aren't holding their weight.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Artists must suffer. For some reason. #webcomic #animalcomic #artist #isolation #lonely #mockingbird rooniecomics.com/com...
BIRD (thinking): Others just live. I CREATE! | Bird furiously paints while peeking at others having fun in the distance. | BIRD (thinking): Living doesn't look so bad though.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Rhetoric comes in many forms. #webcomic #animalcomic #eggs #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
SPLORT! An egg hits a squirrel. | SQUIRREL (thinking): Why ME?! | SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! A squirrel is hit by many eggs. | SQUIRREL (thinking): Fair point.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
There's no U in meditation. #webcomics #comicstrip #ego #meditation #rabbits #foxes rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: We are all one. | FOX: Sure... | FOX: But me a little moreso, right?
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
I'd probably just get pears instead. #webcomics #animalcomic #shopping #ants rooniecomics.com/com...
GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: Hey, how much are these peaches? OTHER ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!! | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: Aggressive? OTHER ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable. | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this? OTHER ANT: Better. | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: So how much are the peaches? OTHER ANT: Oh, I don't work here.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
It's a nice idea, but let's be honest with ourselves. #comics #animalcomic #food #rabbits rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT (thinking): I could save half of this for tomorrow. | RABBIT (thinking): But that doesn't sound like me.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
I'd rather be right than happy. #webcomic #animalcomic #eggs #fear #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
Skink looks lovingly at a flower. | SPLORT! Skink is hit by an egg. | SKINK (thinking): My worst fears have come true! | SKINK (thinking): How comforting. | SKINK (thinking): My worst fears have come true!
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Anything is a lot of things. #webcomic #animalcomic #friendship #rabbit #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX (thinking): I would do anything for my friends. | Rabbit falls off cliff. | FOX (thinking): In theory.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Always is a lot. #comics #animalmeme #friendship #talkingintrees #treethoughts #bunny #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: I'm always here for you. | SQUIRREL: Yes. | SQUIRREL: Could you stop?
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
We are in agreement. #comics #comicstrip #food #mad #messy #bunnies #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL: I'm so MAD at you! | RABBIT: Yes... I can see why. | RABBIT: I'm on your side, really.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
That's about all we can ask for. #webcomic #comicstrip #happy #nervous #bunny #skink rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: You make me happy. | SKINK (thinking): You make me nervous. | SKINK (thinking): But... so does everything. | SKINK (thinking): And you a little less so.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Keep it like a secret. #webcomics #animalcomic #sadness #rabbit #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL (thinking): I was very sad. | SQUIRREL (thinking): And you made me feel better. | A pause. | SQUIRREL (thinking): But I'll never tell.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Cheese puffs as self-help. #webcomics #animalmeme #food #squirrels #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: Snacks? | SQUIRREL: No thanks, I'm good. | RABBIT: Yes. | RABBIT: But you'd be better with snacks.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
It's too much of a gamble. #comics #animalcomic #agoraphobia #anxiety #confidence #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Today, I'm going outside. | RADIO: There's a 10% chance of rain. | SKINK (thinking): I don't like those odds.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
But, you know, really well though. #comics #animalmeme #competition #ego #friendship #rabbit #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX (thinking): I want my friends to do well. | Fox furiously paints a more elaborate picture than the rabbit. | FOX (thinking): Just... not better than me.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
That's the safe move. #webcomics #comicstrips #lazy #bunnies #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL: Do as I say, not as I do. | RABBIT (thinking): Sounds complicated. | RABBIT (thinking): I just won't do ANYTHING.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Best not to dive too deep into it. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: We've been friends a long time. | SQUIRREL: Yeah. | SQUIRREL: Why is that? | RABBIT: We've been friends a long time. | SQUIRREL: Yeah. | SQUIRREL: Why is that?
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
It seems counter-intuitive, but it's very real. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): I hide from you. | SKINK (thinking): Because I love you. | SKINK (thinking): And that makes me nervous.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Well, that's most important anyway. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX (thinking): If I win, they'll like me. | A pause. | FOX (thinking): Well, I'LL like me.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
It's the not knowing that kills you. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): I'm so nervous. | SKINK (thinking): But not sure why. | SKINK (thinking): And that makes me nervous. | SKINK (thinking): And that makes me nervous.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
I think it might be, but they may not know it. #webcomic #animalcomic #love #treethoughts #rabbits #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL: I've had one great love in my life. | RABBIT (thinking): Maybe it's me! | SQUIRREL: It's not you! RABBIT: I KNOW! | RABBIT (thinking): But maybe... SQUIRREL (thinking): It's NOT.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Best to play it cool. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL: Foo, it STINKS in here! | RABBIT: I'd like to tell you it's not me. | RABBIT: But it IS me. | RABBIT: So I just won't say anything. | RABBIT: But it IS me.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
It takes so little. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
BIRD (thinking): Nobody likes me. | RABBIT: Hey! You sounded OK last night. | A pause. | BIRD (thinking): Everyone LOVES me.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
There's what I think and what I know More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX: You think you're better than me. | SQUIRREL: Better is a strong word. | SQUIRREL: But yes, I do.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL (thinking): Today, I'll get it ALL done. | A pause. | SQUIRREL (thinking): And by all, I mean NONE.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I mean, look, it's possible. It could happen. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Maybe I'll be brave today. | SKINK (thinking): Maybe. | SKINK (thinking): But let's be realistic.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
I have accomplished much in my life. More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT (thinking): I've eaten everything. | RABBIT (thinking): EVERYTHING. | RABBIT (thinking): I feel gross. | RABBIT (thinking): But also proud.
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Roonie the Rabbit @rooniecomics.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
But then again, what do I know? More comics at: rooniecomics.com/com...
"RABBIT: Are you sad?
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SQUIRREL: Who's to say?
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RABBIT: You.
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SQUIRREL: Oh. Then, **yes.**"
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Porter Mason @portermason.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
OK, so you believe in yourself. #webcomics #animalcomic #self-confidence #talkingintrees #bunny #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: I believe in myself. | SQUIRREL: You do. | SQUIRREL: You also believe in ghosts. | SQUIRREL: So you're not really a trusted source.
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