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PORKTOPUS @porktopus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i got hacked by a bot who tried to scam people and for some weird reason reposted a fully erect old man i'm sorry for that
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guille² @guille.zarigueya.top · 23/08/2026
Dándole dismorfia al gato
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🔞 bitbones @bitbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow thats.............um........ well....... thanks for showing me 😬
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Maseo @maseo.bsky.ar · 23/08/2026
y cuanto tardan en llegar a incobrables?
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The Electric @tx51.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bisexual man.... I have seen the film 'Bohamian Rapsody' 2 days ago in the plane again. First time was in the cinema. He was and is still a legend. I remember still where I was when I heard from his death.
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YourDrunkAuntie @morewildones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Revenge of the Nerds was a horror movie
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Barry W @barrysold.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's the maggats to not trust, not all of us. They need to be removed and Ukraine would have everything it needs. More of us are rooting against us believe it or not, while that piece of crap wastes the air he breathes
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либерален лайномет @frozenbrain11.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we're getting more and more of these daily on bulgarian shores in the Black Sea There was a bomb squad today on one of the beaches, they looked ridiculous
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No Cure For Curiosity @nocure4curiosity.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's a fool's errand to bargain with fascists.
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beca @shortandsweet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
você é um anjo jubi 🫂💘
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Mr. Northern Ohio @grandprix46835.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mmmmm, while your grabbing your neck and making the most of that? Let’s grab each other and just make out… Beautiful day, let the neighbors hear our sinful pleasure!
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Eamus Catuli @artg44.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The optimist in me says we only lose 2-0. The realist in me says 4-0…… #nufc
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Royal Oritzu @royaltheshep.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy early bday! 💜
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The Human Mechanic @thehumanmechanic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If the structure is built on tension When you remove some of the weight The structure can collapse.
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Ciri @cirilizzer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yay! Can't be shopping with an empty stomach after all 🤭
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killerrabbit90.bsky.social @killerrabbit90.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An American City, With Troops on Its Streets www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... #uspoli #TrumpRegime #USFascism #TrumpFascism #GOPFascism #DementiaDon #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident
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An American City, With Troops on Its Streets
Since the country’s founding, deployments of soldiers to U.S. soil have been exceedingly rare. But residents of Washington, D.C., are living in a new normal.
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New York City Independent Film Festival @nycindieff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Congratulations to Emily Cohn, nominated for Best Cinematographer of a Super Short Film for Loulou at the 18th Annual New York City Independent Film Festival! 🏆✨ Celebrating exceptional visual storytelling, creativity, and cinematic artistry that brings every frame to life. 🎥🌟
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🕹️LoveBruv🕹️ @lovebruv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sonic was real!
Sonic in Egypt
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Morgan Sargent @sarge75.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gotta go with 2
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Upflix.pl @upflixpl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Disney+ | Nadchodzący tydzień w Disney+ | Drugi sezon "Dorosłych" już wkrótce! upflix.pl/aktualnosci/nadchodzacy-t… #disney #upflix #dorosli #simpsonowie #upflixnews
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Nadchodzący tydzień w Disney+ | Drugi sezon "Dorosłych" już wkrótce!
Polski oddział platformy Disney+ zaprezentował listę filmów i seriali, które pojawią się w serwisie w nadchodzących dniach. O jakich produkcjach mowa? #Dorosli #simpsonowie #upflixnews
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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And he played a Vorta in Deep Space Nine. (Oddly, he wore a shirt.)
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Mr F. Pumpkins 🎃 ᵃⁿʸ qᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ? 🎃 @silverskyliger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When does he find the time to chase the dragon?
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El Estado prensa @elestadoprensa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🤝🏘️El trabajo en el territorio construye puentes: la delegada de Bienestar se reúne en Madero con los servidores de la Nación🇲🇽 #BienestarTamaulipas #ServidoresDeLaNacion #CiudadMadero #TrabajoEnTerritorio #CercaniaConLaGente #ProgramasParaElBienestar prensaelestado.blogspot.com/2026/08/el-t...
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El trabajo en el territorio construye puentes: la delegada de Bienestar se reúne en Madero con los servidores de la Nación
Tras la reciente visita de la presidenta Claudia Sheinbaum a Tamaulipas, Lourdes Puente Vizcarra mantuvo el paso en el territorio y reforzó...
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Xenotec @xenotec.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Werfe der den ersten stein, dem das nicht passiert ist. Manchmal bleibt nur noch wegwerfen. Wenn die Pilze sich in der dose festgesetzt haben, bekommt man die ggf. nie wieder 100% weg.
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This user is in bender recovery @krishnabali.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ois vielä kesä. Linnuilla pesä.
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to Devil May Cry! It's wild how much of a trendsetter DMC1 was for 3D action games, and somehow it's still up there as one of the greats. A little less accessible for modern players, but once you get into its groove, it's a damn well-oiled machine.
My total results screen for Devil May Cry 1 after beating it on Dante Must Die difficulty
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Grumpy Gamer Gray @graywords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Esa que durante casi cinco años estuvo anunciandose en mitad de los partidos de futbol en la radio. Esa mismita.
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Sena⛧ @metalsena.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Eu nao sei fazer um texto academico, isso me mata
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Although I still prefer DMC3 overall, I tend to replay 1 more just due to how smoothly it flows with its brisk pace and short length, it's easy to just do a full playthrough in a single sitting whenever I feel like it. I even don't hate Nightmare!
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Poppa @poppamanman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Morning miss Foxie and Miss Arlie. Thanks for making it a great start to a sunday!
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Square Foot Gardening 4 U @sqftgardening.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will you or another MSNOW colleague be covering the March on Washington: Defend the Vote event this Friday, August 28?
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Kelly @moonlight-revere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many Helpy's! Lol
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Romius (เล่นต่อ) @romius-ssa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[โรลปิดw @frederic-ssa.bsky.social ] เช้าของวันที่ 7 สิงหาคม พวกเขาอยู่ที่แมนชั่นหรูของตระกูลโบมองเต้ในย่านชนบทของฝรั่งเศส หลังจากเรื่องราวมากมายที่เกิดขึ้น คงเป็นเรื่องเข้าใจได้หากความสัมพันธ์ระหว่างทั้งคู่จะไม่เหมือนเดิมอีกต่อไป ทว่าพวกเขาก็ดูจะพยายามอย่างเต็มที่ที่จะค่อยๆ สร้างมันขึ้นมาใหม่
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David A. Smith @davidasmithphotos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It takes legit effort to be down 4-0 in the 1st half.
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Vola & Chloe: Entropic Spirits @volakeyshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🍩: “…Maybe some grunts left some important documents out by accident… Ugh! This is why I’m so disciplined about keeping things orderly!” [Nutmeg sighs] “It’s no use… Alain’s very thorough… it would only be a matter of time…”
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Francis Casimiro ⚽️ @franciscasimiro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Parce qu’il fait peu d’erreurs, est demandé au marquage individuel, court sans s’épuiser. Il est là pour le jeu « sans le ballon ». Ça permet de libérer Pereira de certains marquages et les DC aussi
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Stacie Was Here @staciewashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Driving cars fast is arguably not sport.
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broomstick @ripstick.toadbox.net · 23/08/2026
listening to bossa nova and playing with my hole in a scientific and evidenced based way
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Chris Sinclair @chrissinclairrr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes, when you're feeling at your absolute worst, you just need to find the little wins to put a smile back on your face. And it’s okay to be really annoyed at having to do so!
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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
bold of you to say this after my exile! bold!!
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りん @mochifuwarin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AIアホすぎて話したことすぐ忘れたり適当な解釈するからストレス
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SCRAP | BARNES | MASSON @desertttmgw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY BUD 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
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colossal-tree.bsky.social @colossal-tree.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Putting the damage on from boys from pele is an all timer in terms of beautiful songs.
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score system freak corner 🔞 @kingduostro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#lewdgenics / #goongenics / #screwgenics / mild spoilers Realized I vagueposted about it and then didn't post the actual art. This was my reaction to "theres not much god porn". Second image is how it is in my app so I don't jumpscare myself with penis
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danjstr.bsky.social @danjstr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The post clearly says that ‘shrewd’ is a stereotype that is based on an underlying truth. That truth being proposed is that AJs of similar intelligence as non AJs are better at applying their intelligence in order to succeed. I’m not down with social Darwinism, but he’s saying there is some trait
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