Sign in

Pork Roll Scoop

@porkrollscoop.bsky.social
197 followers 288 following 550 posts

Track Coach. Scoop. Phan. Not in that order. Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his

PostsRepliesMedia
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think I like sports
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok. 24 outs to get them back
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BOHM!!!!!
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got home in time to see that. I hate sports
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate when other coaches show up at my practices or meets and start suggesting things. You don't know my sport, keep quiet. I don't pretend to know your sport. But, um, Eagles. With all due respect. Can we try tackling?
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These idiots are going to make me keep watching baseball, aren't they?
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well this hit a little close to home. (Didn't destroy. Just left)
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE DECISION SHOULD BE MADE BY THE INDIVIDUAL SPORTS, USING SCIENCE AND STATISTICS, NOT BY GOVERNMENT. Why is that so hard to say? Politicians have no problem saying that doctors should make medical decisions, why not let sports federations make sports decisions?
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a hockey fan, especially living in NC, it's still really weird hearing Cam Ward is a quarterback
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there a reason a plane keeps divebombing the mets' stadium?
110
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 18/09/2026
Guys woke has finally won the alphas are soy now
17319
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go Birds
150
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Between late games and blackouts, first time i've seen this team in over a week
001
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otters enjoy the otter slide!
14790103
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Most years, that would be the most exciting win of the year. This wasn't even the most exciting win of the week. Wow.
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, hope my neighbors weren't sleeping
130
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know something? I don't even like baseball
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh. It's going to be that kind of game
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is Derrick Hill wearing Marsh's headband?
110
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I thought Norway was tribal and did confederate succession
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did that just fucking happen?!
020
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dying Light 2. I am so incredibly screwed
000
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/08/2026
Distraught Kamala Harris with closed captions "This is Ripley, last surviving member of The Nostromo, signing off"
945663
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Again, Welcome Back, Kyle Schwarber!
020
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Welcome back Kyle Schwarber!
020
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryce, why do you hate your elbow?
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wait, President Nixon is a Phillies fan?!
220
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Jurassic Park Dinosaur Encounter
ALT: Jurassic Park Dinosaur Encounter
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Non-track people talking about track is always really really funny
000
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
👑
927747
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I hadn't read this before, but it is absolutely the best summation of why anti-trans laws are stupid
000
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Steeler KJ @kjsteelers72.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dawn Staley reacts to LeBron James signing with the Philadelphia 76ers. (🎥 Staley05/IG)
1177
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is July 24th, and the Sixers - the freaking Philadelphia 76ers - are the biggest sports story in the city. This has never happened in my lifetime.
030
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So now I need to get the NBA package this year
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
TOOTBLAN
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
3:42.66. Wow. Josh Kerr is spectacular
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Godfather. I was five. My dad thought it was important.
010
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So, uh, Jimmy Kimmel...
110
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Has there ever been this much booing during the derby?
010
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Both Belgium and NJ are very proud of their beaches, but no one would ever get on a plane to go to those beaches, they’d go somewhere warmer. Both have icons of the saxophone (Clarence Clemons and Adolphe Sax, inventor of the saxophone). I’m sure there’s more to be mined here.
3384
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Both Belgium and New Jersey have vibrant organized crime cultures. Both are pretty much divided in half by two dominant neighbors that defines their halves. (France:Philadelphia::Netherlands:NYC) Both have underrated cuisines with particular strength in the French fry category.
3315
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Before tonight’s World Cup game, it’s important that people understand that Belgium is the New Jersey of Europe.
96513
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Went to my parents' for the 4th. Coming back to my shelving unit falling and Legos everywhere
Shelving unit fallen and blinds bentLegos, Legos, everywhere
110
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,
5309122
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wrote about the Supreme Court's latest disgusting anti-trans ruling. I wrote about it because I refuse to act like taking away constitutional rights and allowing legal discrimination is okay just because it's happening to people who don't poll well in a diner in Ohio. In @thenation.com
thenation.com
The Supreme Court’s Anti-Trans Ruling Goes Well Beyond Sports
The ruling is about whether trans people have the same rights as everybody else—and the Court said they don’t.
5637451239
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don't know anything about soccer, bu I know jingoism! USA! USA! USA! Fuck you, Belgium, and never having waffles in that restaurant in Greenville, SC!
000
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ugh, Krukker, your West Virginia is showing. Black and gold sucks
000
Reposted by Pork Roll Scoop
Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
At least one person appreciated it, sir!
914331
Pork Roll Scoop @porkrollscoop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Sir, the peasants are revolting" "You said it, they stink on ice."
010