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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our sweet girl immediately stepped up as a big sister when our daughter was born. She’s always keeping an eye on her and loves to cuddle.
Tilly the calico cat. Facing directly into the camera standing on a bed. Her face is a mix of orange, grey, and white.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Garfield’s Species
Garfield’s head pasted over head of Natasha Henstridge on the Species movie poster.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Adam Scott in Parks n Rec after getting food poisoning from eating calzones. 

He is lying on the floor in front of desk with a grimace of betrayal. 

“Goose Theory… betrayed me?”
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good News! Cigarette Juice!
Cinco Products advert for Cigarette Juice: Energy Drink. Cans look like cigarettes.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We must break the wheel of nostalgia. Our hope is only in the future, not the past!
Batman breaking a shotgun in half with the word nostalgia written over it. 

Comic bubble of Batman speaking:
“THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY.
WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.”
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The TL continues to serve.
A screenshot of the TL with two posts that happen to completely unrelated

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social • 6h 

look at this pair of perverts

Picture of Porky and Daffy groping each other’s faces. 


jordan @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay • 6h
Hand and mouth stuff.......
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Turn that shit up! 😤
Volume knob being turned to the max
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Malignant? 👀
Gabriel from Malignant growing on the back of his sister with his arms and rib cage exposed and he smiles from the camera. 

THIS MESSAGE
HAS BEEN
APPROVED BY GABRIEL


GABRIELRULEZ.COM
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You can’t just take the uniform off and expect fair treatment.
Lt. Aldo Rain (Brad Pitt) smiling down at the swastika he just carved into someone’s head. BJ Novak is there too.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ben Shapiro reading these texts.
Tim Robinson sitting in court while wearing a fedora with safari flaps. He looks very concerned.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mao would you like to read the Bible?

Next to a picture of Shaq sleeping: “i sleep”



Mao would you like to read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

Next to the same picture of Shaq but it’s been deep friedd and edited to have glowing eyes: “real shit?”
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My cat is not turning 250 next Saturday. She is flattered everyone cares so much, but she will be only 8 years old on the 4th. She’s still just a baby!
Tilly Mae as close to camera as possible. Calico cat with gray and orange face, white paws.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why even try to compete with perfection?
CGI reptile for the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A Red Kansas is rising!
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Please make this real.
Scene for Star War Episode III when Obi-Wan and Yoda watch the footage of Anakin killing the younglings, but Goofy is also there. 

Garsh Obi-Wan, did Anakin really kill all those younglings?
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Bisexual lighting?
Grimace standing in front of a McDonald’s cup
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dril tweet

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’d love to know what they’re smoking
Tim Heidecher in the Charades skit from ITYSL. pointing smugly and holding a bag of walnuts.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Adam Driver yelling Everyday and then immediately collapsing into Scarlet Johansson in The Marriage Story
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did FIFA pay for this or something?
Facebook post
Leavenworth County Emergency Management

Due to FIFA World Cup in and around the area, Leavenworth County Emergency Management and the KC Metro area will cancel our outdoor warning siren test tomorrow and July. This is just for the monthly testing. We will resume our monthly testing in August when FIFA is complete. Be Safe!!
Siren
Testing has been
CANCELLED
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Was inspired by the words of Chairman Mao tonight.
Theys with time machine:
they made
"sugar coated bullets"
Thems with time machine:
"sugar coated bullets"


Mao is facing both Theys and Them saying: lol lmao even
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dads can’t sit on chair, drink beer, and watch football??
That 1984 comic and its close up of the guy ripping the 2020 calendar year off revealing Jan 1984.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They did the Dril post.
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Hitler
you do not, under any circumstances,
"gotta hand it to Hitler"
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The omens are in our favor folks. The heavens approve of this message.
Green field of grass with a giant homemade FUCK ICE sign with the E off camera. I stand in front of the sign speaking into a microphone with my child in their stroller next me. King Piccolo is used to obscure the child’s face. A single beam of light shine directly on me.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The only agitators were people already in the cemetery with an entire road and a 10 foot fence in between as they silently flipped us off lmao. Absolute cowards I tell you. Anyways please stop by for a memorial event tomorrow night.
JOIN CONCERNED CITIZENS FOR A
2 DAY PROTEST & VIGIL AT
100 HWY TERRACE,
LEAVENWORTH, KS 66048
OUTSIDE THE CORECIVIC DETENTION CENTER
MAY 24TH STARTS AT 10 AM
MAY 25TH STARTS AT 5 PM
WE'RE ASKING YOU TO JOIN US IN BREAKING THE SILENCE FOR EVERY LOVEDONE THAT HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US.
WE ALSO WANT TO BE A REMINDER OF WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING ON US SOIL EVERYDAY.
We hope to have speakers:
• Share lived experiences + personal stories
• Speak out against CoreCivic + what they are doing
• Put pressure: accountability for CoreCivic's oversight committee
DAY 1: • To so up be vie for those flected sond
together.
OPEN CALL FOR SPEAKERS +
ARTISTS + COMMUNITY MEMBERS
We are looking for speakers + artists like
YOU
to help raise awareness of the real impact that ICE's presence is having in our community and nation.
ON DAY 2:
• A vigil to mourn and recognize all the lives lost to the system of injustice, IN THE US AND ABROAD.
• Speakers who want to share a loved one's story or a song/poem/speech remembering them. Your voice matters. Their lives matter.

-Community voices from Leavenworth,
Kansas
and the KC Metro
-Immigrant voices to share your lived experiences and have space to voice it
- Veteran voices that belive in freedom for all on US soil
-Community voices that want to share their stories, songs or poems.
YOUR VOICE MATTERS.
If you have a story or poem and want it shared but can't show up in person, please DM us and we will help get them shared.PROTESTA Y VIGILIA DE DOS DIAS EN
100 HWY TERRACE,
LEAVENWORTH, KS 66048
FRENTE AL CENTRO DE DETENCIÓN CORECIVIC
24 DE MAYO: A PARTIR DE LAS 10:00
25 DE MAYO: A PARTIR DE LAS 17:00
ROMPER OS SILENCIO POR CADA SER QUERIDO
QUE NOS HAN ARREBATADO.
TAMBIÉN QUEREMOS SERVIR DE RECORDATORIO DE LO QUE SIGUE OCURRIENDO CADA DIA EN
TERRITORIO ESTADOUNIDENSE.
DÍA 1:
Esperamos contar con ponentes que:
• Compartan experiencias vividas e historias personales
• Denuncien a CoreCivic y sus prácticas
• Ejerzan presión: exigir responsabilidades al comité de supervisión de CoreCivic
PROTESTA • Asisean alevento, secen la voz de los afectados y se
mantengan unidos.
CONVOCATORIA ABIERTA PARA
PONENTES +
ARTISTAS + MIEMBROS DE LA COMUNIDAD
Buscamos
ponentes y artistas como
TU
para ayudar a concienciar sobre el impacto real que la presencia de ICE
está teniendo en nuestra comunidad y en nuestro pais.
LO QUE BUSCAMOS:
-Voces de la comunidad de Leavenworth, Kansas y del área metropolitana de Kansas City
-Voces de inmigrantes que quieran compartir sus experiencias vividas y dispongan de un
espacio para expresarlas
-Voces de veteranos que creen en la libertad para todos en territorio estadounidense
-Voces de la comunidad que quieran compartir sus historias, canciones o poemas.
TU OPINIÓN NOS IMPORTA.
si tienes una historia o un poema y quieres compartirlo, pero no puedes venir en persona, envianos un mensaje privado y te ayudaremos a difundirlo.
DÍA 2: VIGILIA
• Una vigilia para llorar y rendir homenaje a todas las vidas perdidas a causa del sistema de injusticia, TANTO EN ESTADOS UNIDOS COMO EN EL RESTO DEL MUNDO.
• Se invita a quienes deseen compartir la historia de un ser querido o una canción, un poema o un discurso en su memoria. Tu voz importa. Sus vidas importan.
100 Hwy Terrace
@NorthlandNeighborsUnited
COMUNITY PROTEST
VIGIL AREA
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Apple Music where did Drake come back from?
The songs That Matter

Today’s Hits with a portrait of Drake look ing down pensively. 

Drake is officially back, and he has a lot to say about
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Folks, it’s here. @badoperation.bsky.social
BAD OPERATION at the top of the album cover

The 5 band members are posed for the album cover. 

Album Title centered at the bottom of albums cover: EVERYTHING MUST GO
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tradwife Jucika?
Woman holding a grocery bag that covers half her face and torso that displays the book title and other info. She is wearing a yellow hat with a red bow and brown jacket. 

What cooks in
SUBURBIA
Foreword by Ruth P. Casa-Emellos,
Home Economist of The New York Times
Presenting more than 225 superlative recipes planned specifically for the basic meal occasions today's busy housewife faces: from family meals to ladies'
luncheons, elegant dinners for six and buffet suppers for the crowd.
LLA PERL
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
The same photo from quote posted but with Charlie from Lost overlaying the other guy. Charlie’s hand is placed against a window with NOT PENNYS BOAT written on his hand
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Why did Apple Music censor Fuckwit like this?
F*****t City 
Cosmic Psychos

Lyrics

can't stand it
Anymore
So it's about time you
Shut the door
Fuckwit city is the place where you belong
Fuckwit city is the place where you belong
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Anyways hbd to me.
Picture of Oppenheimer: Now I have become 30, hopeful for the coming world
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Stronghold crusader:
King Richard? Standing in crusader regalia. That freak The Rat is in the behind King Richard. Background is crusader castle being seized.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
LISTEN HERE FOLKS! THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN DEM LEADERSHIP STEPS UP TO THE PLATE!! 😤😤
Hakeem Jeffries holding a baseball bat like he has no idea what it is.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m gonna slam my head in the microwave.
jungkafka.bsky.social @jungkafka.b... • 1h
The Great Society is the historical equivalent of the February Revolution in 1917 at this point. Things were really looking up for the provisional government and the Russian people until they weren't.
We are now in the age of the American Bolsheviks, a revolutionary vanguard of billionaires.
Lone Gadfly @lonegadfly.bsky.social • 1h
The left believes in the power of institutions-sold on the idea that preserving the structure of gov't is enough to keep delivering constitutional ideals. The right has (forgive the term) progressively altered institutions-like the exec branch-until I no longer believes in constitutionalism.

jungkafka.bsky.social @jungkafka.b... • 1h
The right are all Leninists at this point

Partyglouberman @partyglouberm... • 23m
Bannon says he's a Leninist: that could explain the White House's new tactics |
Victor Sebestyen | The Guardian
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What an absolutely terrifying end of this article.
He also suggested that regulators should not fret about preparing for so-called 100-year events — disasters that have roughly a 1% chance of taking place but can be catastrophic for nuclear facilities.
"When SpaceX started building rockets, they sort of expected the first ones to blow up," he said.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Kash believes in the 6 hour day, so yeah he’s crushing the competition right now.
That one chud who says he lives 6 hour days. 

WHAT I'VE DONE NOW IS I HAVE CHANGED AND MANIPULATED TIME
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lucy is willing to trade Lucy a modelo for a cig.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have an amendment for the shirt.
Peter Griffin as Che Guevara on a red background.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The wrong people are reaping!
The Wrong Kid Died scene from Dewey Cox
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don’t remember whose post inspired me to creat this, but here we are.
Edit of the Get Ready to learn Chinese Buddy picture that has Beelzebub layered over the guy’s face.

GET READY TO
MeetBeelzebub BUDDY.

Beelzebub To Hypocrites and Heathens
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“For every 10 minutes over that next week I will be soft blocking, unfollowing/refollowing, and subposting about Brenden until I am followed back.”
Heath Ledger Joker looking directly into the camera during his threat to kill someone for Batman’s identity.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Damn someone with a computer and who is a born catholic get to work.
No results found for "swiss guard sizzle reel"
Try a different search term, or read about how to use search filters.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Lmao lol even
Post
Liberal Currents • @liberalcurrents.com
"A 2028 Democratic candidate ought to lean into our rivalry with China not just because the international system is in shambles, and Republicans are to blame. The pressure of the first Cold War was successfully channeled into long needed reforms at home" www.liberalcurrents.com/the-next-dem...
The Next Democratic Candidate for President Should Run as a China Hawk
Let's flip the race to the bottom and reconstruct this country.
www.liberalcurrents.com
11:18 AM • Apr 8, 2026
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They are taking the equality symbol off of Tomahawk missiles.
Comic of a guy worriedly flipping the calendar form year 2020 back to 1984.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Not Penny’s Boat scene from Lost but Charlie has the Loss meme drawn on his hand instead
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Immediately followed up by “your on own” and “we are innocent no matter what”
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Damn this shit goes hard. @shuchancellor.bsky.social
39 "The House of Han has fallen upon evil days, the bands of imperial authority are loosened. The rebel minister, Dong Zhuo, takes advantage of the discord to work evil, and calamity falls upon honorable families. Cruelty overwhelms simple folks. We, Yuan Shao and his confederates, fearing for the safety of the imperial prerogatives, have assembled military forces to rescue the state. We now pledge ourselves to exert our whole strength and act in concord to the utmost limit of our powers. There must be no disconcerted or selfish action. Should any depart from this pledge, may he lose his life and leave no posterity. Almighty Heaven and Universal Earth and the enlightened spirits of our forebears, be ye our witnesses!"
be
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Remember kids nostalgia is a gateway drug to fascism.
Comic Batman snapping a shotgun in half with the word nostalgia over the gun. 

Comic bubble:
THIS IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY.
WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh shit we’ve gone DEFCON 2.
DEFCON Chart descending from 1 being the highest and 5 being the lowest lever.  Colors descending from red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. Red being 1 and Blue being 5.
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone at work asked if this patch had something to do with Vietnam today lol.
The patch Paul Atreides wears on his formal uniform in David Lynch’s Dune.
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