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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩

@porkchop.farm
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weird little pig creature finding its place in the world. UK | 35 | they / them / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boopig.bsky.social 🔞 18+ only please

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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/10/2026
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Jurassic Park 1993
ALT: Jurassic Park 1993
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 27/09/2026
People with impeccable taste, clearly
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 26/09/2026
Piercings, tattoos, raving?
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I could probably get off on that x3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 14/08/2026
I sure do love drinking my LARGE BEER
A can of beer viewed through Google Lens, with the label translated into English as "LARGE BEER"
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 31/07/2026
what if we kissed... in the big poss maw... 🥺🥺😳
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/07/2026
thank you for including my webcam in this screenshot you absolute dork x3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 22/07/2026
Hello hi yes it's been in my radar for a while
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/07/2026
i hope ur treatment went well
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/07/2026
Love you pig, happy Christmas :3 (i jumped too but didn't get a video. absolutely mental.)
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/07/2026
do i have to pay you to bully me? 'cause i would 🥺🥺
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/07/2026
sniff sniff~
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 05/07/2026
breedable~
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 18/06/2026
this has made me imagine a t-rex mixing with everything up on stands so his stubby little arms can reach the decks
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 18/06/2026
Maybe the real meal deal was the friends we made along the way
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Orona! @orona.red · 13/06/2026
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/06/2026
EX for sure, keep breeding until we make some skunkpig hybrids :3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/05/2026
Telegram's limit on pinning 5 chats feels like it's exploring my polyarmory. Like it's just such an arbitrary limit, but i do need it because I love more than 5 people so i am going to pay
A message from telegram saying "Limit Reached - You can't pin more than 5 chats to the top. Unpin some that are currently pinned - or subscribe to Telegram Premium to double the limit to 10 chats"
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 29/05/2026
Okay this is beginning to feel laser targeted at my specific tastes
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 29/05/2026
do not touch the urinal boy's mouth. you don't know where it's been.
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 29/05/2026
SSS, and not just because you're a rabbit :3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 28/05/2026
Heck I need to be less shy at cons 🥺
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/05/2026
Merry buttsmas
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Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Matching dorks? Matching dorks! OINK!
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 15/04/2026
Have you visited 69 lately? :3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 15/04/2026
does someone need some straitjacket time? 🥰
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 14/04/2026
Urinal sisters 🥰
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/04/2026
One of us, one of us 🩵
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 09/04/2026
bullyable
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 08/04/2026
The drugs are just an excuse to give in to the things you know you want, and I'm okay with that 🩷
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 08/04/2026
Would I even need to get you high for that
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/03/2026
Reminds me of @boopig.bsky.social letting me spit in their mouth but then getting weird about sharing a toothbrush
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Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Genuinely a little proud of that, pretty damn clean lines. @porkchop.farm was such a good lil puppy and only wiggled a little. Now they have a mark to tell everybody that they're genderfubbed & neutered.
Tattoo of the trans symbol with a line through it to indicate neutered 
Me tattooing porkchop, deep in concentration, poking away at their hip
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Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Get down with the pigs in Pig Alley
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 25/03/2026
But crocs in comfort mode turn your kick into a ranged attack
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 22/03/2026
Or they had a very specific fetish.
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 10/03/2026
My piggyeen 🩷
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/03/2026
An hour of setup and two hours of cleanup for 15 minutes of orgasmic bliss 🩷
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 05/03/2026
Well heck, I actually really do :3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 03/03/2026
i do not remember following you but this just showed up on my feed and is such a vibe heck
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 03/03/2026
But being forced *is* really hot and if I just accept it I lose out on that fantasy 😖
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/03/2026
POV: you're next >:3 @boopig.bsky.social
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 26/02/2026
pulling the backspace keu off my keybosrd beacuse work is over and its time to be dubm
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 24/02/2026
these censored photos are getting weirder
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 15/02/2026
...you know I have a findom kink right? >_>
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 14/02/2026
I hate how easily this crap works on me ><
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/02/2026
GU Medicine -> Gooey Medicine -> Stickies Medicine IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD OKAY
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 11/02/2026
I feel it is so important when you live an alternative lifestyle to find a therapist who actually gets it. There is so much context I would have to explain for any of my life to make sense to most people, and I don't think I'd ever really feel understood if they don't have those shared experiences.
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 05/02/2026
Screw the haters, the world deserves to see 🥺
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/01/2026
You could fit a small server in there and actually have your cloud in your cloud :3
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