bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comJurassic Park 1993ALT: Jurassic Park 1993 010
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/07/2026thank you for including my webcam in this screenshot you absolute dork x3 130
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/07/2026Love you pig, happy Christmas :3 (i jumped too but didn't get a video. absolutely mental.) 2110
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/07/2026do i have to pay you to bully me? 'cause i would 🥺🥺 120
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 18/06/2026this has made me imagine a t-rex mixing with everything up on stands so his stubby little arms can reach the decks 010
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 18/06/2026Maybe the real meal deal was the friends we made along the way 020
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/06/2026EX for sure, keep breeding until we make some skunkpig hybrids :3 110
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/05/2026Telegram's limit on pinning 5 chats feels like it's exploring my polyarmory. Like it's just such an arbitrary limit, but i do need it because I love more than 5 people so i am going to pay 140
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 29/05/2026Okay this is beginning to feel laser targeted at my specific tastes 110
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 29/05/2026do not touch the urinal boy's mouth. you don't know where it's been. 020
Reposted by bean / porkchop 🫘🥩Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Matching dorks? Matching dorks! OINK! 0442
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 08/04/2026The drugs are just an excuse to give in to the things you know you want, and I'm okay with that 🩷 110
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/03/2026Reminds me of @boopig.bsky.social letting me spit in their mouth but then getting weird about sharing a toothbrush 150
Reposted by bean / porkchop 🫘🥩Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Genuinely a little proud of that, pretty damn clean lines. @porkchop.farm was such a good lil puppy and only wiggled a little. Now they have a mark to tell everybody that they're genderfubbed & neutered. 3231
Reposted by bean / porkchop 🫘🥩Boop (bacon) @boopig.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Get down with the pigs in Pig Alley 3341
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 25/03/2026But crocs in comfort mode turn your kick into a ranged attack 030
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/03/2026An hour of setup and two hours of cleanup for 15 minutes of orgasmic bliss 🩷 030
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 03/03/2026i do not remember following you but this just showed up on my feed and is such a vibe heck 010
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 03/03/2026But being forced *is* really hot and if I just accept it I lose out on that fantasy 😖 000
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 26/02/2026pulling the backspace keu off my keybosrd beacuse work is over and its time to be dubm 3111
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/02/2026GU Medicine -> Gooey Medicine -> Stickies Medicine IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD OKAY 030
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 11/02/2026I feel it is so important when you live an alternative lifestyle to find a therapist who actually gets it. There is so much context I would have to explain for any of my life to make sense to most people, and I don't think I'd ever really feel understood if they don't have those shared experiences. 040
bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/01/2026You could fit a small server in there and actually have your cloud in your cloud :3 250