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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩

@porkchop.farm
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weird little pig creature finding its place in the world. UK | 35 | they / them / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boopig.bsky.social 🔞 18+ only please

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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 14/08/2026
I sure do love drinking my LARGE BEER
A can of beer viewed through Google Lens, with the label translated into English as "LARGE BEER"
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/05/2026
Telegram's limit on pinning 5 chats feels like it's exploring my polyarmory. Like it's just such an arbitrary limit, but i do need it because I love more than 5 people so i am going to pay
A message from telegram saying "Limit Reached - You can't pin more than 5 chats to the top. Unpin some that are currently pinned - or subscribe to Telegram Premium to double the limit to 10 chats"
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 06/05/2026
Merry buttsmas
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/03/2026
POV: you're next >:3 @boopig.bsky.social
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 26/02/2026
pulling the backspace keu off my keybosrd beacuse work is over and its time to be dubm
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/01/2026
@boopig.bsky.social just loves to piss itself 💛
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/12/2025
The lovely @n7renegon.bsky.social just did this beautiful drawing of porkchop. Finally actually doing the furry thing and getting some art of my 'sona :3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/11/2025
Shiny rubber fist pig 🖤
bean wearing a latex catsuit and gas mask, on their back with legs chained up above them, being fisted by two people bean wearing a latex catsuit and gas mask, on their back with legs chained up above them, being fisted by two people bean wearing a latex catsuit and gas mask, on their back with legs chained up above them, being fisted by two people, with a crowd of onlookers out of focus in the background bean's face in a gas mask, with one of the fisters leaning in close offering encouragement
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 09/11/2025
Pet Me Pinch Me Squeeze Me Squish Me Touch Me
A small squishy rubber pig toy
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 04/11/2025
Just got back from the dentist and gotta admit, I'm kinda getting horny over my useless, numb, drooling mouth right now... come play with it? 🤤
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 30/10/2025
Holding on to Doggy Weekend memories as the days get shorter and mood gets lower. Fun, filth, love, it's the weekends like this that keep me going. Thanks for dragging me out into this world, @boopig.bsky.social 🩷
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 21/07/2025
Super proud to be the canvas for @boopig.bsky.social's first tattoo! 🐽
boop doing a hand poke tattoothe finished tattoo, a detailed pig snout on bean's arm
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 07/07/2025
Rave Pigs 🩷
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 24/05/2025
beep boop, drone to drone communication protocol initiating
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/05/2025
Advertise your account with an image from The Simpsons
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/05/2025
For my birthday I got to properly pig out in the mud with @boop.exposed... a long standing fantasy finally fulfilled 🐷
bean and boop, naked, kneeling in a mud pit covered in mud
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 26/04/2025
A few pics from my first ever time being gunged, with @boop.exposed. More of this sort of thing in the future, i hope 🩷💛
bean and boop naked in a bathtub, covered in yellow and pink gungebean and boop naked in a bathtub, covered in gunge and loving itboop and bean kissing while covered in gunge, under a UV light making the pink gunge glow
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/04/2025
Woof! Have I been a good puppy?
bean, wearing a pup muzzle and mittens, looking up in a begging pose
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 12/04/2025
Something we all need to remember sometimes
"Be More Dog." written on bean's arm
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 11/04/2025
I am: * beautiful * depraved * loved * disgusting * wanted * a good hole * needed * owned * growing * a dog * boop's Lovely day of body writing yesterday, one added each hour, a mix of horny and wholesome. Thank you, @boop.exposed 🩷
bean standing naked in a mirror, with "I am :" followed by a bullet pointed list written down their tummy in sharpie
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 08/04/2025
They still had a copy! 🐽
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 02/04/2025
Just admiring the view on a beautiful day... looks like someone else is too 😏 📸: @eldritchtransfem.bsky.social
looking upwards at bean's butt, "MEAT" tattoo clearly visible, while they stare out the window on a sunny day
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 27/03/2025
lonely morning in bed
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/03/2025
any toy is double ended if you try hard enough... with @eldritchtransfem.bsky.social
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/03/2025
taking one hole while preparing the other 📸: @boop.exposed
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 13/03/2025
This pig has a powerful yearning to get more fists in it...
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 10/03/2025
i'm not ashamed to admit i would do anything for horde prime
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 07/03/2025
I love my collar so much. The reassuring weight, the constant reminder of a connection, and there's something very special about getting my big sister's hand me downs. Thank you, @boop.exposed <3
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 27/02/2025
beating her junk with my strap until she cries and i cum. this is what sex is, right?
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 27/02/2025
they call it bottom surgery but it made me like topping (📸&🕳️: @boop.exposed)
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/02/2025
Flying home now, drained, exhausted, but NFC has been one of the best weeks of life. Much partying, many beautiful people and more than a few tears. There will be more cons in my future for sure.
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 23/02/2025
Very sleepy pigs today, finding a cosy spot to nap. Love you @boop.exposed
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/02/2025
Shiny little toilet 💛
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 20/02/2025
Beat. That. Meat.
A red, beaten ass with "MEAT" tattooed on one cheek
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bean / porkchop 🫘🥩 @porkchop.farm · 19/02/2025
First night of my first con and already ended up joining a piss drinking contest....
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