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Don Quixote Kong Country

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still not a goon

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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 13h
That's not a soul patch that's a fly catcher
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am ready to vote for almost any woman over a man in a general election, but it would make me sick to my stomach thinking how many people she prosecuted for small crimes while she (will) refuse to prosecute the big ones we have been faced with daily since she last lost.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If this is true, he would immediately hunt down the people responsible and skin them alive
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got yer sticky biological reality right here bud.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We don't have time for a results framework with Dame. We should be getting him a ring. Dundon is not aligned with our goat.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Purity test: when did it jump?
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
honest with themselves, the intentions vs action gap.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tallis Scholars-ass album
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This assumes humans have agency over brainwashing. It's a fairly short fuse and it's not hard to intially accept a source as plausible by nature of one's environment.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get this from a Big Balls perspective but I have a highly lucrative 30-year career without a college degree. This is not the problem with palantir unless you can exploit it.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am ruthlessly building a spreadsheet and will then power send an email
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pearl Jam are just getting lazy now
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Tate's followers are morons but you're saying you understand why they follow him?
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rack him!
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not looking forward to this online, but if anyone tries this in person I'm going to violently correct them.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spending most of my days reporting Act Blue phone numbers for spam
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck all these assholes I'm voting for Nader in 2028
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted Wheeler is a failson who has taken responsibility, through the alse promises, for more human lives than even our best should be entrusted to protect.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're not an idiot. I disagree!
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There have to be consequences for this pathetic waste of everyone's time.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile Nic Cage became John Madden across multiple eras in what will likely go down as a walk off homer.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"began with a welfare check...and ended with a deadly confrontation involving Portland police"
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That would just be transposing the suicides. Great! Even better!
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hate the term modern country. There's lots of excellent new country music being made all the time. And the bland stuff has been around for more than 30 years.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I grew up eating lead paint and I turned it ok, therefore...
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
born2lose
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've heard dudes holding accountability sessions, at the bar, while avoiding alcohol. The last part I actually respect.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And fourthly, fuck off!
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, if the Democrats want to win they should put together something inspirational...something people want to get behind. Not this calculated beige non-platform made in a lab to pick up a few extra dip shit undecided voters
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And then I'll go on fighting fascism, knowing they were just enablers of it all along.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't blame me for the Democrats losing I'll cum
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you install the NHK app you'll know they've been doing this weekly for a decade
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not mad at Converse but I think the young white man who put it over deserves to have to face up to it
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
an Onion bit
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even better, went to a surf race in Dachshund City!
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even so, yes name them
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unlikely
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see a lot of "it didn't speak to me" posts about Miasma and my response is "yeah it wasn't about me either but it was FUN. I would like to pay $12 for two hours of fun please. Thank you!"
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think Converse is trying to signal to racists, which is why they need to release the name of the young man designer who put one by them while they were asleep at the wheel. Let him own it.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What idiot called it Santorum and not sex-lax?
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This man can smell a scam from 3,000 miles away
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We are closer to having MILF Island than Whisky Friday With Tony Dokoupil
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, it would immediately crash from too many cooks in the kitchen
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nathan Fielder putting in overtime to take the janitor from Newsradio and groom him through Fear Factor, to a $100m podcast, helping install a fascist regime, to reveal it was always a plot to...ok I'm out of gas here.
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He stopped fighting 1v1 two seasons ago
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would support a muffin ban. Let's sell each other out and see what's left
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a good bit, that they're also being paid for
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I learned it from Ricky Jay like everyone else who is 50
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh so now EVERYONE is an accelerationist?
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Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The ruling class doesn't want to change anything
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