Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I got yer sticky biological reality right here bud. 010
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am ruthlessly building a spreadsheet and will then power send an email 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not looking forward to this online, but if anyone tries this in person I'm going to violently correct them. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Spending most of my days reporting Act Blue phone numbers for spam 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fuck all these assholes I'm voting for Nader in 2028 040
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ted Wheeler is a failson who has taken responsibility, through the alse promises, for more human lives than even our best should be entrusted to protect. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There have to be consequences for this pathetic waste of everyone's time. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Meanwhile Nic Cage became John Madden across multiple eras in what will likely go down as a walk off homer. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"began with a welfare check...and ended with a deadly confrontation involving Portland police" 001
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That would just be transposing the suicides. Great! Even better! 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I grew up eating lead paint and I turned it ok, therefore... 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've heard dudes holding accountability sessions, at the bar, while avoiding alcohol. The last part I actually respect. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't blame me for the Democrats losing I'll cum 200
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Even better, went to a surf race in Dachshund City! 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I see a lot of "it didn't speak to me" posts about Miasma and my response is "yeah it wasn't about me either but it was FUN. I would like to pay $12 for two hours of fun please. Thank you!" 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't think Converse is trying to signal to racists, which is why they need to release the name of the young man designer who put one by them while they were asleep at the wheel. Let him own it. 100
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What idiot called it Santorum and not sex-lax? 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This man can smell a scam from 3,000 miles away 001
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We are closer to having MILF Island than Whisky Friday With Tony Dokoupil 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nathan Fielder putting in overtime to take the janitor from Newsradio and groom him through Fear Factor, to a $100m podcast, helping install a fascist regime, to reveal it was always a plot to...ok I'm out of gas here. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would support a muffin ban. Let's sell each other out and see what's left 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The ruling class doesn't want to change anything 010
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is going to be the most Zapp Brannigan speech ever 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Good thing we're murdering people in boats! 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I spend $8b on something I'm not letting Ross Douthat anywhere near it 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Easy everyone there's enough Reacher to go around 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My idea for the Muppets is Fuck You @disney I'll go back to watching Debbie Harry era Muppets and spend my cash elsewhere. The Sabrina Carpenter episode gets grand-daughtered in. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is especially weird because we've already seen the correct position win big. Real loser energy here that just sucks all the juice out of his years of work to get to this moment. 072
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you ask me it's the fat pig at the keyboard who is sitting around on public property with no clear lawful intent 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Big shout out to US Steel...these beams don't melt! 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If there's one thing I trust college football to get right it's the over importencizing of college football. Yes I could have said prioritization but that doesn't cover it. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Here's the deal...when he deflects and calls a reporter Nasty, the only course is for the other reporters to hound him until he gives a real answer. Days weeks months if that's what it takes. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Kool-Aid company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't honestly say voting for this would protect women/trans/immigrants. You can tell me it's part of a shadow agenda but I don't see how you're gonna convince me. So I'll ask you, why should those peoples' safety be a shadow topic, and not the whole damned banner? 021
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Left does not emasculate JD Vance because he is not a man. They emasculate him because he claims to be many things he is not. He touts a false representation of manhood and attempts poorly to fit the mould. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He's ruining his legacy on a grand scale. Give that man the best shovel money can buy. 000
Don Quixote Kong Country @pork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The White House should be entirely controlled by Congress. The President has to live there, but Congress decides whether it's a mansion or a 5x5 plexiglass cube with a roach problem. 000
